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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by chalice

I said it could stay. I didn't say mbm could use my beloved lounge for a ghey car-key swapping emporium.

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Butterfly effect, innit.
mbm would have fallen into line had you set down a marker. That's how she operates.

It's almost as if you want new people to talk to or something else.

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Seems that way, though I kinda cringe to see it. What's a god to do?

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Originally Posted by chalice

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Originally Posted by manker

Butterfly effect, innit.
mbm would have fallen into line had you set down a marker. That's how she operates.

It's almost as if you want new people to talk to or something else.

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Seems that way, though I kinda cringe to see it. What's a god to do?

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You could tell me whether Jessica Ennis is mixed race or not.
I keep changing my mind and I can't google because it's racist.

has a younger sister who is a self-employed painter and decorator

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Originally Posted by chalice

Jesus.

Get a fucking room in Seattle or something.

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awe chalice I had to keep myself entertained since that pretty mug of yours wasnt around to swap smeary shit jokes with :) ...key swapping was a good one though lol.

If he lived in Ireland, you'd be swapping stories of blowing up Dave's elite mine stomping buddies...

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by chalice

Seems that way, though I kinda cringe to see it. What's a god to do?

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You could tell me whether Jessica Ennis is mixed race or not.
I keep changing my mind and I can't google because it's racist.

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I would definitely count the heptathlon as a mixed race.

It's too late, I already asked my dad. When you're not available, he fills in as my moral barometer.
He said that he believes she has more than a bit of the tar brush in her.

Noice.

I wish I had a racist dad. :no:

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Noice.

I wish I had a racist dad. :no:

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He's all yours this evening, mate. Borrow him if you like.
All I ask is for a midweek night out with your recidivist sibling. He sounds like a larf.

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Noice.

I wish I had a racist dad. :no:

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He's all yours this evening, mate. Borrow him if you like.
All I ask is for a midweek night out with your recidivist sibling. He sounds like a larf.

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It wouldn't be the same. He'd have to live with me for seventeen years or something and start telling me what to do, getting on my nerves for like ages, grow considerably balder, slide into Parkinson's or some such to achieve the desired effect. So, fuck it.

You're more than welcome to take our kid off my hands, though. He's a right larf. Until he starts.

Alright, well can't say I didn't offer.
I'll heed your advice and just have a quiet few with your bro on my upcoming tour of Belfast where I fully anticipate meeting up with Skweeks, fucking off her ghey marketing friend and taking advantage of her newly found sexual vulnerability.

I'l see you then.

If you promised to be there I might actually turn up.

I've thought about this before and I'd like to go.
Never been to NI before and Belfast is obviously the place. I'd take my missus and her sister, I'd paint you as a client. They would fuck off and go shopping or whatever and you'd take me to get spangled for 18 hours.

it'd be gr8

Plan.

Sort it outwards.

Posting makes me blue...I like blue.

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Originally Posted by manker

You could tell me whether Jessica Ennis is mixed race or not.
I keep changing my mind and I can't google because it's racist.

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I've been meaning to look it up ever since I said 'I bet she's got a white mum'. I'll go and do it now!

Oh here we are! http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2012...ympics-profile

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I've thought about this before and I'd like to go.
Never been to NI before and Belfast is obviously the place. I'd take my missus and her sister, I'd paint you as a client. They would fuck off and go shopping or whatever and you'd take me to get spangled for 18 hours.

it'd be gr8

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Make it so manker.

I think you're going in like a fortnight or something. I can't make arrangements for that soon.
I'm definitely going to Belfast before Christmas, though. You'll just have to come back.

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Oh here we are! http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2012...ympics-profile

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If you had read the rest of mine and chavois' hilarious and incisive banter; you'd have realised that my dad had already solved this particular cypher.

Btw, you have to come to Belfast.

I'm going in two weeks time and that's it. Not being there just proves your lack of effort and obvious disdain of my persona.

Not checking to see if I was available before you booked the tickets just goes to show that you probably don't want to get split roasted by me and the Irish Menace :snooty:

There are still tickets for the gig - gets some.

What gig is it anyhow?

Black Keys and Foo Fighters.

See, that is relevant to my interests.
I still can't go, but.

It's on a Thursday for one thing. I have footie on Thursdays. I need to plan these things.

It's not, it's on a Tuesday.

So it is.
In that case, I don't really have an excuse except for it's too short notice :pinch:

Lies - drive your convertible to Cardiff airport and hop on a plane to Belfast. You know you want to.

I don't have a convertible any more. In fact, I don't even have a car to call my own :cry:
I'm borrowing a Mondeo off my dad til my new one is built. I think it's going to be October before I get it.

And I do want to, I can't just tell teh missus that I'm going to Belfast for a couple of days. I'd have to bring her, and the kiddie - and where's the fun in that :dabs:

Drop them off in some sort of seaside resort, give them heaps of cash and you're golden.

it wouldn't work, Skweeks. They'd rather be with me.
They're just so needy.

:no:

You'll just have to revisit when I visit.
I'm bringing Squeams, too. And Snee. It's about time he escaped from Scandinavia or Japan.

:lol:

Dave said 'that point is mute'. What a dopey cunt. I can feel a meme coming on. :smilie4:

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If you had read the rest of mine and chavois' hilarious and incisive banter; you'd have realised that my dad had already solved this particular cypher.

Btw, you have to come to Belfast.

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Okay but I need more than two weeks notice! And I'm very poor so nothing fancy :snooty:

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Originally Posted by chalice

:lol:

Dave said 'that point is mute'. What a dopey cunt. I can feel a meme coming on. :smilie4:

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Fantastic, innit. Spell check can only help morons to a certain degree.

I was gonna copy and paste that part, but now that you did the point is mute and I'm no gluten for punishment, so I can move along without lowering myself.

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Originally Posted by manker

If you had read the rest of mine and chavois' hilarious and incisive banter; you'd have realised that my dad had already solved this particular cypher.

Btw, you have to come to Belfast.

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Okay but I need more than two weeks notice! And I'm very poor so nothing fancy :snooty:

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It's alright, you can stay in my room so that point is mute.

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Okay but I need more than two weeks notice! And I'm very poor so nothing fancy :snooty:

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It's alright, you can stay in my room so that point is mute.

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I wouldn't be :naughty:
FNAR FNAR

Wey hey!