yes so... it's 80° out, but we haven't had a decent fuckin rain storm in 3 months! :cry:
(Santa I was good all year, but now I'm pissed!) :alien:
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yes so... it's 80° out, but we haven't had a decent fuckin rain storm in 3 months! :cry:
(Santa I was good all year, but now I'm pissed!) :alien:
what it is, douchebags!!!1 :smilie4:
working from home today innit, its pretty sweet. I waked and baked and watched 6 hours of 24 so far, stopping for 5 minutes to unlock someone's account.
in other news, someones given me a broken xbawx 360 (as they got the new one) saying its either some red ring or just the mains that don't work. I've never fixed an xbox before, are all red rings fixable without buying additional parts? :eyebrows:
I've found the best bit of kit for fixing anything electrical is a hammer. Just keep beating it until it starts working again. Works every time without fail.
I think a red ring means you put yer finger in too far. :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
before or after pissing on it and inserting a 3.5 floppy (oo-err) of Doom? I assume that's what all the kids still play? :eyebrows:
Ah, DOOM.
I remember arguing with this Cornish retard that DOOM first appeared on a PC (A x286 to be precise, for me), long before Nintendo got hold of it for the Nintendo64. He insisted that the PC version was a port of the Nintendo version, to which I told him to go back to shagging sheep.
I had the shareware version until I finally bought the Ultimate DOOM.
After this came Quake, then Quake II.
I also had a copy of Wolfenstein 3D, which was a remake of the original Wolfenstein, which was, for all intents and purposes, the original 3D shooter.
Mind you, LucasArts added their bit with Dark Forces, adding the ability to look up and down, and different altitude levels within a level, so you could jump off things and kill yourself when you hit the bottom.
you said bottom. :blushing:
Lucas Art's Grim Fandango is my favourite gayme of all time evar. True boring story.
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There's a bunch of stuff on the Googlenet on how to fix old Xboxes and it looks pretty easy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Which is of course to say that by grim experience there is no fucking way that a normal adult is going to be able to do it.
I suggest you find a 12 year old as they seem to know all about this stuff and pay him off in drugs and by "drugs" I mean some oregano and catnip put in a plastic bag labelled "Pot".
So do you want a sane answer to that question (since you poasted it in the lounge) or a typical wank response? :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
We all know it originated as a movie of the same name starring The Rock in 2005.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFoX
Ironically The Rock originated in a 1996 movie of the same name starring Nicholas Cage.
I would have said Sean Connery, as little Nicky Cage was not AS famous as the old Scotsman.
Nick Cage was just coming off his Oscar win for Leaving Las Vegas while Connery was just coming off First Knight.:mellow:
Fame is a funny thing.If you don't believe me then ask a teenager which Beatle is his favourite.
I did, and he said, 'Stag Beatle'.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
So, what does this prove?
something sarcastic, telling me to use an internet search engine and perhaps calling my sexuality into question will suffice :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisSo do you want a sane answer to that question (since you poasted it in the lounge) or a typical wank response? :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Well Captain Sarcasto has already covered the search engine angle, but I wasn't sure if you had any sexuality left after pulling yerself till steam came out. :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Muldersomething sarcastic, telling me to use an internet search engine and perhaps calling my sexuality into question will suffice :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
I just assumed he was a pedo so I didn't see any real point in stating the obvious.
It's actually Major now as I was promoted for an especially caustic comment I made about a month ago.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
mulder, if you're serious about fixing said threehundredandsixty, i will help you. normally all four lights on means a dodgy av cable have you a spare on to try? if not have you a spare hdmi cable?
the cobain one for territorial pissings is tite!111Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
just spent an hour of company time making a new av and sig, but the pixels look too choppy around Tyrion's left side and hair cos i made a scan line pattern and filled it and merged down without realising then did other stuff and it was too late to go back, i could tidy it up as it is but there's too many people looking at my screen now :emo:
I liked your sexpanther link :sad1:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
I've been watching White Collar on recommendation from someone else, but I think I'm about to give up on it, because it's so dumb.
Three things annoy me about it, especially.
A running plot now, involves a nazi submarine full of lost art that the hero's friend looted, before blowing up the sub to make it look like the art was lost (again). Now the hero (with friend) are under constant threat of the FBI finding out and sending the hero back to jail.
What I'm not quite clear over is a) why it's even a crime (I mean, the villain who found the sub is dead, and other than him, there's no obvious owner, as the sub was lost for like 70 years) b) Why the hero's FBI colleagues take it seriously and personally (I mean, even if he's breaking some law, at worst he's stolen it from a (dead) murderer and thief, so how does that offend their morality so much) and c) the hero's criminal friend is just below average height in the US, imdb says, but pretty much every episode someone of the good guys come up with a disparaging remark about how short he is, if he's interacting with the FBI guys. I wouldn't care about the last, except that if they were doing the same thing about the colour of someone's skin, their weight or their gender, the showmaker would be bombarded with complaints, yet this is cool? Where's the logic in that, and for that matter, why do the characters in the show even care so much, and how does that rhyme with their superior morality when it comes to the whole sub-plot?
Spoilers above.
Fa sho broski. Fa sho.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
The Radiohead Creep one was gold too.
Under Pressure was just too chaotic. :wacko:
Let's not forget Britney's "talents"...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uebK1iL-48
Internetz :coffee:
Entertain me.
For those interested in VFx:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGA73iBDLMA
Russians.
EDIT- Just now posted on 3DTorrents. Should be available in other formats soon. BR3D had 2D version on it as well...
Been to a few flat viewings with the misses lyke, its fucking extortionate to live near to where we work! Rent on 1 bedroom flat is £675 on average! And they all want close to 2k to even get through the door for the first month after deposits, rent, agency/reference fees etc :sadwalk:
I'm assuming that's per month.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
I pay around £500 a month for a two room (bedroom, living room, bathroom, hallway, kitchen and small walk-in closet) apartment and that also includes two storage spaces in the basement. Takes me less than ten minutes to get to work and the center of the city from there by bike or board. All I paid the first month was the rent.
Perk of living in a smaller city, I guess.
Still, there's two of you to begin with, so you'll pay less per person, after the first month.
Mulder, you're in London iirc? I don't know squat about housing there but it's a pricey place to live right?
The g/f and I moved to Colorado a year ago and we're renting here since we'll only live here a few years. We pay $1300/month for a 2/2 and I'm renting my place in Austin for a little less than that.
What sort of square footage (meters?) are you getting for that?
Not London, as far south from it as you can go without getting wet but the city here is just as expensive as London, plus it’s a busy seaside/tourist place and London’s an hour away. For the monies i mentioned above you get two rooms that are the same size, 1 a double bedroom and 1 a living room (not sure on the meters) but very average size for UK. A tiny kitchen and an ok sized bathroom and a little patio. It’s a 10 minute walk from work and the seafront which is kewl, but so expensive for what it is, all because of its locationQuote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
I'll be paying everything, she only works part time :emo:Quote:
Originally Posted by SneeI'm assuming that's per month.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
I pay around £500 a month for a two room (bedroom, living room, bathroom, hallway, kitchen and small walk-in closet) apartment and that also includes two storage spaces in the basement. Takes me less than ten minutes to get to work and the center of the city from there by bike or board. All I paid the first month was the rent.
Perk of living in a smaller city, I guess.
Still, there's two of you to begin with, so you'll pay less per person, after the first month.
Patio :ghey: (I don't have one. Racists :emo:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. MulderNot London, as far south from it as you can go without getting wet but the city here is just as expensive as London, plus it’s a busy seaside/tourist place and London’s an hour away. For the monies i mentioned above you get two rooms that are the same size, 1 a double bedroom and 1 a living room (not sure on the meters) but very average size for UK. A tiny kitchen and an ok sized bathroom and a little patio. It’s a 10 minute walk from work and the seafront which is kewl, but so expensive for what it is, all because of its locationQuote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
I do have a balcony, but I use it for storing bikes, mostly.
Wouldn't have been easier to told us you're Eastbourner?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. MulderNot London, as far south from it as you can go without getting wet but the city here is just as expensive as London, plus it’s a busy seaside/tourist place and London’s an hour away. For the monies i mentioned above you get two rooms that are the same size, 1 a double bedroom and 1 a living room (not sure on the meters) but very average size for UK. A tiny kitchen and an ok sized bathroom and a little patio. It’s a 10 minute walk from work and the seafront which is kewl, but so expensive for what it is, all because of its locationQuote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
People are stupid and evil. http://life.nationalpost.com/2013/09...0-square-feet/
In comparative terms that's like the size of 2 parking spaces.
The really horrible thing is that in Canada almost all new condos in desirable locations/buildings are scooped up by "investors" who then attempt to flip them to the people in actual need of them for a profit.
Thus the price of real estate is continually artificially inflated (like most commodities) and everyone loses except the top 5% of society and the government who both don't really need the extra money anyway.
You've yet to tell us you're a grade A faggot, instead only giving hints? So i suppose its the same sort of thing? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by dion09529Wouldn't have been easier to told us you're Eastbourner?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Does he really need to tell us that, when using that avatard, though? :huh:
he probably thinks its some sort of rapper.