It'll be nothing, mate. They're complete drama queens.Quote:
Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420
I sometimes think they'd end up in some kind of care home if it weren't for their parents :smilie4:
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It'll be nothing, mate. They're complete drama queens.Quote:
Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420
I sometimes think they'd end up in some kind of care home if it weren't for their parents :smilie4:
putting them in order all the way to the bank and also like a fox :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerAlrite, flowe. I'm also casualing it up to the max.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Went out on a footie do last night (why is it called a 'do' :blink:) so I'm hungover to feck and pretending to do wurk while the hawt chicks are ferreting around in my basement.
Unfortunately that's not a euphemism. They're tidying up downstairs.
Also not a euphemism. What they're literally doing is putting my papers in order.
Edit: why do italics look so secksay this morning.
i just busted out such a sweet move on our hawt receptionist. i told her i was off to the shops to buy a snickers and if i could tempt her with any filthiness. she said oh em gee snickers are amazing! but i shouldn’t!! so i buy her one and on my way back in i drop it and say oops i think you dropped something, you better bend over sexfully and pick it up and she did. :smilie4:
fact.
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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
You'll be touching her bewbs, and maybe even her lady garden if you're lucky, in no time :smilie4:
:drumroll:Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
I just watched Scrubs on E4 and then stalked mulder's facebook for pic updates.
I never noticed before but mulder is John Dorian :smilie4:
I last man!
That's not what your missus said.Quote:
Originally Posted by shinoda
Wotchas cunts. Checking in.
Something about sheds and dicks and snickers (they're marathons, ((i hate even typing 'snickers'))).
Ostentatious parentheses notwithstanding, I'm wopped.
FFS, a bit of warning the next time you go away for a fortnight.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Everything's gone tits up here; mulder's stopped watching telly, barbie renounced under-age secks and reject is displaying a semblance of humanity.
Sort 'em out, boyo.
I thort we had an understanding, mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerFFS, a bit of warning the next time you go away for a fortnight.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Everything's gone tits up here; mulder's stopped watching telly, barbie renounced under-age secks and reject is displaying a semblance of humanity.
Sort 'em out, boyo.
It's the epic 'good cunt, bad cunt' situationario to the max. I harsh em for 3 years, then you make them feel important for 3 years, then I harsh em again.
Sshh.
Indeed but you have to be a malevolent constant. They're getting uppity.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisI thort we had an understanding, mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
It's the epic 'good cunt, bad cunt' situationario to the max. I harsh em for 3 years, then you make them feel important for 3 years, then I harsh em again.
Sshh.
I had to go grammar nazi on Mary today but I don't think she noticed.
Which was nice.
Btw, don't worry about the confidentiality. I'm pretty sure only me, you and a couple of our sock puppets actually read this thread :smilie4:
Squeamous's skewer of Mary Jane's Babbit is a keeper. Delicious.
Your good cop technique continues to unfold intricate delights.
I liked it too. I kid myself that I'm doing my bit by making up words like savantatious and referring to it as often as possible.
But it's really cus Mary is so clearly irked by her completely apt depiction.
Schadenfreude ftw :happy:
Silly boy, a lot less slips past my attention than you realize. You've got to up the ante before you can get me to uncup my die.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Another cock to cock *reference. Is her dick always lodged up with some type of shenanigans?Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
*skewering (among male genitalia): When the smaller cock is inserted into the urethra of a much larger cock. Also see: sheathing, french lettering, entombing, swaddling, log cabin investing, intruding, spiking, docking and finally, anchoring.
Fixed? :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackySilly boy, a lot less slips past my attention than you realize. You've got to up the ante before you can get me to uncup my die.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
No, the reply I had in mind for that won included how I was only bothered by improper use of th(e/a)ns... thetans? I got bored with it and gave up... so that's where that went.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
My reply was more or less addressing the Schadenfreude. The particular use of "you" in there was general/infinitive. Knowing the self that I use here, I know many of my posting quirks, enough to spin mjmacky in any manner. Holding myself to that standard, I tend to expect it from others, thus the critique I offered. In all honesty, I was tempted to do it myself, but that drive was disheartened by the, "no, that's good enough" laissez faire sale of mediocrity. Therefore, I won't really gamble with debasing the mjmacky brand unless I think the payoff will be quite nice (appreciated effort).
/my post explained
I made a graphic
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I was merely plumping for the chess metaphor, to be honest. Any psychological disclosure on your part is, I'm sure, cathartic nonetheless.
Is it because it was a female who brought these matters to fore? Or is this a recurring trigger? Or both? You seem somewhat passionate in your response.
Anyways, all that stuff about queers putting their willies up each others' willies? Does that happen? Cos I had a similar conversation with a friend of a friend of somebody I never heard of about that, under the general internets premise that if you can imagine it, some cunt has already established a pay site dedicated to it. Do homosexuals actually try to fuck each others' urethra(s)? I need to know. I will win a fiver.
As you may have noted from the past, if the topic involves me, I'm interested.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
As for dick docking, I haven't actually investigated the truth of its existence. If it is new, I would like to make it my legacy. Disclosure, I did have myself cracking up trying to come up with names for the described act of foreplay. As for how it relates to squeamous; I have attached my attention to ladyboys with her near betrothal to a gay man, and as a consequence, she now has a penis.
Perhaps someone can look into it, or give it a shot. The rules I have established require a large differential in sizes. I'm not sure if the receiving end should be erect or soft, only that its practical that they have a more accommodating urethra.
I "accidentally stumbled" across a video of a semi-used up porn actress (semi-pro, anyway) who used a vibrator in her urethra once. Pretty small, non-stretchy area, if you ask me. :idunno:
I'm going with not possible, or faked. Or perhaps mutant freak involvement.
I'm not willing to explore mano-a-mano porn. Not even "accidentally". :noes:
Although, I expect a drunken Rings would be able to "guess" at a link.
If equine ureteral stents exist, then I'm sticking with it being a possibility. Or maybe it's just a NAMBLA thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
that would be an ecumenical matter ?
The word ecumenical means something that is universal. It can also be used to refer to the Christian church. Ecumenical can also mean a group that deals with creating a peaceful environment and unity among the different churches.AMEN....Quote:
Originally Posted by trevor
good for you.............................................................................................
It's almost twenty past two by me.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyNo, the reply I had in mind for that won included how I was only bothered by improper use of th(e/a)ns... thetans? I got bored with it and gave up... so that's where that went.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
My reply was more or less addressing the Schadenfreude. The particular use of "you" in there was general/infinitive. Knowing the self that I use here, I know many of my posting quirks, enough to spin mjmacky in any manner. Holding myself to that standard, I tend to expect it from others, thus the critique I offered. In all honesty, I was tempted to do it myself, but that drive was disheartened by the, "no, that's good enough" laissez faire sale of mediocrity. Therefore, I won't really gamble with debasing the mjmacky brand unless I think the payoff will be quite nice (appreciated effort).
/my post explained
I dunno but I've seen some pronz that's a variation on mbm's penchant of urethra/vibro.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
It was called 'Amazing Ty's Peehole Fuck'.
And it was exactly what it said on the tin.
I can't imagine that a female urethra is much different from a bloke's plus I've also seen on some other internets that some guys like sticking pencils and things up their cawks. So. I imagine swaddling does, indeed, happen amongst some of the more experienced homosexuals on the circuit.
And now it's just a matter of finding them and you'll be cash rich :smilie4:
The conversation arose because (apart from the obvious being on drugs) my mate has a scarred urethra. He's like somebody out of a John Irving novel only funny.
He wasn't able to ejaculate until he was 20 or something, poor bloke. He had an operation around then and he's been making up for lost time ever since. Anyway, the operation was just a temporary solution and his urethra has almost closed again. He has to sit down to take a piss. Tragic. He's found that if he takes the refill from a Bic biro and wiggles it down his jap's, it gives great relief and he can temporarily urinate like a real man like wot I am.
What you have just read has been a true story.
It's twenty-two then?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Are you trying to steal credit for bringing up log cabin investing?Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Your "bloke", whatever that could mean, was in a unique position to attempt a tantric orgasm. Why is it that he did not like try do this thing... huh?
Hmm. Tantric sex. Sex which requires a leap of faith.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyIt's twenty-two then?
Are you trying to steal credit for bringing up log cabin investing?Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Your "bloke", whatever that could mean, was in a unique position to attempt a tantric orgasm. Why is it that he did not like try do this thing... huh?
I shot myself in the foot with that one. When I met the missus, I was a dyed in the woolworths atheist, secular, denier of all things spiritual. Then I read about tantric sex and I changed my mind.
She reckons she'd be facilitating hypocrisy if we tried to get our chakras building. Curse you, nihilism. Curse you, steely cold, angular logic.
Sex is an afterthought you pilfering diversion, the orgasm is the goal. I can't possibly understand the notion of working at something for several hours what can be accomplished in under 30 minutes, what unless you're being paid by hour.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Lazy racist.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackySex is an afterthought you pilfering diversion, the orgasm is the goal. I can't possibly understand the notion of working at something for several hours what can be accomplished in under 30 minutes, what unless you're being paid by hour.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
I just happen to be lazy.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
So, according to M.Night Shamwhatever's logic in Unbreakable since your friend has an incredibly small, restrictive pee hole, somewhere, there must be someone who can piss like a milk bottle being turned upside down. :OQuote:
Originally Posted by chavis
http://i.imgur.com/khZo0.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme