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my flatmates mum got back from holiday the other day and popped round to give him his present of incense (not to be confused with incest) and strangely enough, viagra - or more specifically, zenegra. I have no idea why, he seems to get more fanny than Always ultra.
perhaps she intends for us to sword fight??? :eyebrows:
/in other news, wurksup :emo:
Worksup :coffee:
I don't really understand much of what gets written here anymore. Has it always been like this, or am I just getting older :(
Blame it on the viagra, there isn't enough blood in your brain anymore to grasp the shining wit (that's a spoonerism), the blood is elsewhere......Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
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Originally Posted by Artemis
sup, gankstarQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Maybe it's his step-mam and you know what they're like. Always using their cougar tits get what they want.
And by 'get what they want', I mean a bolt up their back entrance. Like all girls :smilie4:
It's Mary's fault.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
But just do what I do; if her post is two lines or less - read it. It'll probably be very funny.
If it's any more than that, just scroll past. To understand it requires being of a similar mind-set. And this is a very dark place indeed.
I tried it once and ended up staring at my monitor whilst making a keening noise most often associated with used-up Romanian child prostitutes.
It's just not worth it.
You make it sound like a bad thing, I can't fall asleep unless I hear abused underage Romanian sex slaves whimpering in the background.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Post less than two lines √Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyYou make it sound like a bad thing, I can't fall asleep unless I hear abused underage Romanian sex slaves whimpering in the background.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Very funny √
Dark mind-set alluded to √
The subject is successfully pigeon-holed which means that the ongoing scientifical brain diagnosis is almost complete.
Onward with the fixing :01:
Post less than two lines XQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
Attempted humor X
Ignored requests to leave subject remain broken √
Taught me how to make a neat check mark using math stuffs √
Edit: You should have said something like, getting to the "root" of the problem. Then you could put on some shades.
Too much maths has led us to this very predicament. I am loathe to authorise more.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyPost less than two lines XQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
Attempted humor X
Ignored requests to leave subject remain broken √
Taught me how to make a neat check mark using math stuffs √
Edit: You should have said something like, getting to the "root" of the problem. Then you could put on some shades.
That time I asked you to solve the geek joke and you couldn't has clearly perpetuated the problem.
You see, I feel partly responsible. We'll be done as soon as I've integrated you such that you can converse with functioning humans.
Could have used a proper tick character ✔
:dabs:
Hahahahaha ummmm, ok. I have no idea why that didn't work for you.
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Move on ........ :whistling
Agreed. At one time, I tried to order a set (something like 6, if I remember correctly) which was on sale at Amazon.ro for like $27.64, but my free 2-day shipping does not work for international purchases. Being that they are already malnourished to begin with, and returning dead ones is always a hassle (Did you feed, and water them weekly? Were you working them more than 20 hours per day? How long did you wait before letting them out of their shipping crate?), I just opted to download a FLAC version off Demonoid. Unfortunately, it is not quite the same as a live performance (if you space them evenly around the room, it's like DTS surround sound :w00t:), but less maintenance (:lol:, right?) and fewer questions from liberal interlopers. :ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyYou make it sound like a bad thing, I can't fall asleep unless I hear abused underage Romanian sex slaves whimpering in the background.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Sup. Regretting showing Mrs Cheese how to download stuff off the interwebs. She's downloaded a brazillion christmas films and insists on watching them.
Scrooged is still an awesome film though so it's not all fail.
That's better, remembered my password.
You never did manage to deliver the punchline to that one before everyone lost interest. Perhaps it was too mundane and required a moving on?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
You want to be a constant reminder of my current inhumanity, but the problem is I can't derive it from your attempts.
Two lines or less√Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyYou never did manage to deliver the punchline to that one before everyone lost interest. Perhaps it was too mundane and required a moving on?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
You want to be a constant reminder of my current inhumanity, but the problem is I can't derive it from your attempts.
Funny X
Dark mind-set alluded to √
Hrm. Regression. I feel I've failed you in some way.
Btw, don't worry yourself about it but that geek joke was only for you, hence the 'hoi, mary' (or wuteva moniker turned me on that day).
It's fine if you can't work it out - not important, not in the grand scheme of things.
Isn't that a good thing if it gives you more shed time :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420
She's a woman... he'll be being forced to sit and endure her chic flicks on threat of withdrawal of sexual favours if he fails... they're like that you know :P
What he needs is to download a shit load of stuff he wants to watch but which she dislikes, that way he can watch them in the shed.
Muppet Christmas Carol is my favourite.Quote:
Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420
True Story
Have to go with Scrooged myself, especially the scene where the ghost of christmas present brains him with the toaster :bag:
I just don't see how that would work for a woman.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
Her: No sex for you.
Him: Uh, well I'll be in my bunk - bbl.
Scene cuts to him returning 20 mins later with a gleam in his eye and a spring in his step and her looking pissed because he's had an orgasm and she hasn't.
Fixed.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Something is awry with your postulation.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllahFixed.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Do women not usually have orgasms when you have sex with them or something.
Aren't you asking the wrong bloke... us misogynists are notorious for not giving a fuck if they do, aren't we? :PQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
Ostensibly a good point but it's pretty self-serving when you think about it. Otherwise you won't get a chance for a repeat.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllahAren't you asking the wrong bloke... us misogynists are notorious for not giving a fuck if they do, aren't we? :PQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
Plus she'll tell her mates if you were shite and they won't let you near their lady-gardens.
Anyway, I just thought it was polite to pre-emptorily reciprocate, no matter how much fannying about you have to do.
If it settles your mind and allows you to sleep better, I've never had a problem with making a partner orgasm, in fact entirely the opposite is true of my endevours with ladies. That's if you believe them... personally I'm not sure they weren't all faking it, but that could just be the misogynist in me :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Not sure I find green blobs all that sexy to be honest :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllahIf it settles your mind and allows you to sleep better, I've never had a problem with making a partner orgasm, in fact entirely the opposite is true of my endevours with ladies. That's if you believe them... personally I'm not sure they weren't all faking it, but that could just be the misogynist in me :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Be careful Les, you'll be labelled a misogynist if you say things like that around here :whistlingQuote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
Ignoring for a moment that the opposite of never having a problem is always having a problem ... no wait, I can't ignore it because I just re-read it with that in mind and you're saying that although you've never had a problem making a partner orgasm, the opposite is true of your endeavours with ladies.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllahIf it settles your mind and allows you to sleep better, I've never had a problem with making a partner orgasm, in fact entirely the opposite is true of my endevours with ladies.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
It does follow that a true misogynist would never describe a woman as a partner.
u r a fag lol :blushing:
It follows from what? Personal experience? Is that a confession? That you know what a true misogynist would describe a woman as, because you are a true misogynist?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I was actually starting to believe Reject was a scorned lesbian. :idunno:
You were just hoping I'd allow you to watch.
No, just figured you were too bitchy to be male. :mellow:Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
Yyyeeesss!!! You read so much into my posts that I very nearly stopped having to write them, you were doing such a good job for me :whistlingQuote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
It follows using wordular logic.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllahIt follows from what? Personal experience? Is that a confession? That you know what a true misogynist would describe a woman as, because you are a true misogynist?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Unless you think that someone who hates women would describe one as being equal.
Maybe some kind of masochistic misogynist would, idk.
Hmmm early onset dementure maybe? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I said she told me I wasn't her equal, not that I didn't consider her my equal.
I've never had a problem with women being my equals, but maybe MBM can help you, he seems to believe that a man treating a woman in exactly the same way as women treat men, is a woman hater... odd really. Still I'm sure he'll be happy to explain it all to you.
The thought probably occured to most of us - til he outed himself just then.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Maybe the misogyny gives him a mental pass to justify cawk-smuggling.
Who knows :idunno:
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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllahHmmm early onset dementure maybe? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I said she told me I wasn't her equal, not that I didn't consider her my equal.
I've never had a problem with women being my equals, but maybe MBM can help you, he seems to believe that a man treating a woman in exactly the same way as women treat men, is a woman hater... odd really. Still I'm sure he'll be happy to explain it all to you.
No idea why that tangent seemed appropriate but I was just answering your question about why I thought it followed that a misogynist wouldn't describe a woman as a partner.
I rarely make linguistic leaps based on your own personal experience, strange as that may sound.