Well none of you seem to have any kind of clue... but if you send me pictures of your cawks, I'm willing to have a look and pass judgementQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
uponfor you.
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Well none of you seem to have any kind of clue... but if you send me pictures of your cawks, I'm willing to have a look and pass judgementQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
uponfor you.
:oQuote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllahWell none of you seem to have any kind of clue... but if you send me pictures of your cawks, I'm willing to have a look and pass judgementQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
uponfor you.
You cad.
If you simply must know what lurks beneath my corduroys, I'm post one on page one of the 'Show Your Pants' lounge thread.
Big Les is in there too iirc.
Wa'gwan, fucks!! :01:
i'm in a good mood today, strangely. I'm sure that'll get beaten out of me as the day progresses though' :smilie4:
Ohhhh a lounge classic :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker:oQuote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
You cad.
If you simply must know what lurks beneath my corduroys, I'm post one on page one of the 'Show Your Pants' lounge thread.
Big Les is in there too iirc.
Closely followed by the Toilet Paper Head Thread.
They don't make threads like they used to... Now we just get fucking drivel day after day after day...
Not you mouldy :wub:
So you keep saying, Barbs. :rolleyes: Let's face it, it wasn't that good in the first place.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Am I the only one who's able to detect the irony of someone yapping about how shite it is here while they're yapping about how shite it is here?
Yeah it was never that good, but it was busier and a lot more personal.
I'd post examples but I'm just too choked up :cry:
I've turned into fucking adster. Fucking hell. :emo:
Good moaning, btw.
Good moaning :coffee:
I'm working from home today.
I do 2 days a week at home and 3 days a week in London. Same job for the same company as always, but now with new bawses and better pay. (although that is really only to compensate for the additional travel expenses)
I've got 2 daughters now so there's obviously something completely broken in my bollocks and there's no point in trying for a lad 'cos that isn't going to happen in this life...
That's about as personal as I can make it :)
Anyone up for a "Show your nipple" thread? :unsure:
What is on an upward trajectory this good morning good gentlefolk
Day off work today to go Christmas shopping - been out and ordered the Turkey now going to scrape the ice off the car and head over the snow covered hills....I almost feel festive so a few hours in a shopping mall should fix that. :dabs:
I wouldn't go that far, mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Adster after about 10 years of rehab and a cure for dyslexia, maybe.
Might grow a beard. How's that for personal?
I've had several short-lived attempts over the years, but had to beat a retreat when, after a couple of weeks, the ginger whiskers start emerging. The horror.
I've now discovered that the ginger hairs are being rapidly replaced with greys. I'd much rather be grey than ginger.
I just took 10 minutes to submit a company registration to the powers that be, it cost me £15.14 and I'm gonna charge this computer illiterate client fool £99.99. He thinks I'm doing him a favour.
That's pretty fucking personal.
I don't usually rip people off <lie> but in this case it's okay cus during our initial appointment, his mobile went off and he hadn't even set it to vibrate.
I used to have a beard. Well a goatee anyway. Does that count?
I was going to grow a moustache for Movember but I forgot.
So Megan's got a sister <did I remember the name rite?>. I hadn't heard til now, but how very interesting. Congrats, Barbie :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Shame about the girl thing but whatcha gonna do. I suggest going for a drink with chebus, I think he's come to terms with it now and might be able to impart some of his sagacity.
edit: i remember a pic of you with a goatee. it was your av for a while i think under your old ID. and wasn't if off a scannner? :blink:
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Originally Posted by chavis
I've always got stubble nowadays, so I just didn't shave for a month. I didn't get sponsored or anything but beyond 'testicular cancer', I'm not too sure what the set up is for it anyhow. Who collects the money and how do they know you collected it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Also; no grey at all yet but I do get a few ginger whiskers here and there - especially on my mutton-chop sideys.
but they look alrite, like.
LOL, no it wasn't Megan, I didn't name my daughter after my cyber-stalking infatuation funnily enough :dry:, it was Mollie, who is now 6. The newer one is called Ruby and she is now 2. They are a total nightmare together :pinch:Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerSo Megan's got a sister <did I remember the name rite?>. I hadn't heard til now, but how very interesting. Congrats, Barbie :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Shame about the girl thing but whatcha gonna do. I suggest going for a drink with chebus, I think he's come to terms with it now and might be able to impart of his sagacity.
Still, the way I see it, at least I've got a spare in case something happens to one of them...
Megan got married to a South African (the wedding photos were a delight), did a topless photo shoot, and now appears to have got divorced, because she deleted her facebook account and sold her double bed and her cat on some online auction site (I forget the name). It's all rather sad really. :dabs:
She was on twitter too but has since privatised all her twits because she got into an argument with someone about Jewish people, she didn't seem to learn the lessons from "Anorexigate" back in 2005, obviously :smilie4:
:ghey:Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
Alrite, les :happy:
:lol: :lol: :glag:Quote:
Originally Posted by BarbarossaLOL, no it wasn't Megan, I didn't name my daughter after my cyber-stalking infatuation funnily enough :dry:, it was Mollie, who is now 6. The newer one is called Ruby and she is now 2. They are a total nightmare together :pinch:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Still, the way I see it, at least I've got a spare in case something happens to one of them...
Megan got married to a South African (the wedding photos were a delight), did a topless photo shoot, and now appears to have got divorced, because she deleted her facebook account and sold her double bed and her cat on some online auction site (I forget the name). It's all rather sad really. :dabs:
She was on twitter too but has since privatised all her twits because she got into an argument with someone about Jewish people, she didn't seem to learn the lessons from "Anorexigate" back in 2005, obviously :smilie4:
two things:
I can't believe I mixed your cyber stalking target up with your infant daughter :pinch:
your stalking has really progressed. I am impressed. Still got the topless pics or what? I'm asking for scientician porpoises, obviousement.
Poor megan. she's just too nice for the internets :no:
I think Les has a goatee.
I vaguely recall a phoatie in footie shorts, all hirsute like a kiwi fruit. A handsome coconut, if you will.
Good chance I coulda dreamt that, though.
Yeah Barbs. That's some pretty impressive channeling of your sociopathic tendencies right there.
I wish I could find somebody interesting to stalk like what you did.
I've only ever seen Les' arse clad in brown corduroy.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
In my mind's eye he has grey wavy hair, is clean shaven and usually wears a tweed jacket replete with leather elbow patches.
This news has rather jolted me.
I must know if you dreamed this. Where is JP and his penchant for saving every picture ever posted of an fst regular when you need him.
The photographer has got one on his purestorm page. That's Megan there. On the chair.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
http://www.purestorm.com/simonpricestudios
lol, and how did I forget, she had a boob job a couple of years ago... :pinch:
Noice :happy:
There was nothing wrong with her bewbs before though.
Although she was 15 when she posted them here, all 15 year olds have nice tits - they might have sagged since, I guess.
Yep, I think that's why I remember it. I was all like 'what the fuck, Les looks like Barry McGuigan. He should look like Richard Dawkins'.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerI've only ever seen Les' arse clad in brown corduroy.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
In my mind's eye he has grey wavy hair, is clean shaven and usually wears a tweed jacket replete with leather elbow patches.
This news has rather jolted me.
I must know if you dreamed this. Where is JP and his penchant for saving every picture ever posted of an fst regular when you need him.
I think he may've been refereeing a match or some.such. If I'm right, I'm rewarding myself with a wank.
Good shout. Richard Dawkins looks exactly like Les ought to look.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisYep, I think that's why I remember it. I was all like 'what the fuck, Les looks like Barry McGuigan. He should look like Richard Dawkins'.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I think he may've been refereeing a match or some.such. If I'm right, I'm rewarding myself with a wank.
I'd feel cheated otherwise.
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I've attached a pic just in case you're right.
ohhh I think you may be right. I remember that!Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
It's actually kindof interesting that you should mention McGuigan, btw, because since you said that you started going grey at 14, I've always imagined you as an Irish Jim Watt :mellow:
:lol: I'm not that grey. I'm haven't got that much hair either. Distinguished flecks on the ebb tide of beauty, I tell myself.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
It's not fair really. You'd think his mop would've fallen out with all the clobberings he took.
Might've had something to do with one of Skweek's threads. Rings a bell, like.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossaohhh I think you may be right. I remember that!Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Les'll be flattened in some Scottish Christmas shopping stampede and we'll never get to find out.
Sounds fantastic. It seems you're more Les than Les.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis:lol: I'm not that grey. I'm haven't got that much hair either. Distinguished flecks on the ebb tide of beauty, I tell myself.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
It's not fair really. You'd think his mop would've fallen out with all the clobberings he took.
I have a soft spot for Watt and Gutteridge, probably because I was allowed to stay up late when they shared their anti-American sentiment with the world while watching some incidental pugilism.
Don't worry, mate. In the eventuality of his untimely demise, We'll get barbie to find SGG via the gift of stalking.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
He'll make her talk one way or the other :smilie4:
Stalking the daughter of a respected member of FST, albeit one who used to pay for filesharing? Even I would not stoop so low :no:
Trail's gone a bit cold on that one in the last 3 years, but I'll keep digging around...
Only if he's dead, like. I'm not completely without morals.
in related news; Les paying for filesharing :lol:
I feel a little dirty and ashamed of myself. I impulsively donated $25 to Wikipedia after she asked:
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I wanted to donate earlier, but I kept ignoring their please when it was just a bunch of dudes like the founder Wales.
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Well.. that's very public-spirited of you, if I may say so.
Perhaps she can now buy herself a meal :idunno:
She asked for what?Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
How can he be so public -spirited, unless he had spirit in public
For money to fund Wikipedia so that she can keep studying for college or something. That should have beenQuote:
Originally Posted by anigavShe asked for what?Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
subtlyimpliedobvious since I said she asked me to donate money to Wikipedia.
I hope no-one writes 'Sex Offender' underneath a picture of me looking all srs bzns.
It's a powerful tool indeed for making someone look exactly like a sex offender.
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