Last one to post wins the internets

In case anyone is wondering, I used an archived picture of Benchez.

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Originally Posted by manker

:o
You cad.

If you simply must know what lurks beneath my corduroys, I'm post one on page one of the 'Show Your Pants' lounge thread.
Big Les is in there too iirc.

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No wonder all the pretty girls choose one of us misognystic dykes :P

Don't hate on my yellow pants, girlfriend :kiss:

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Originally Posted by manker

It's a powerful tool indeed for making someone look exactly like a sex offender.

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See! It even works with a pic of Big Les ;o

We could do these all day:

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I had more in mind, but only have time to post this one before I vanish.

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Originally Posted by mjmackey

We could do these all day:

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ikr.




Edit: time spent perfecting my 1337 paint skillz has made it look completely unoriginal :dabs: :dabs: :dabs:

http://filesharingtalk.com/members/21271-chavis :smilie4:

I have discovered how Macky was lured into donating:

http://i39.tinypic.com/izx950.jpg

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by chavis

Yep, I think that's why I remember it. I was all like 'what the fuck, Les looks like Barry McGuigan. He should look like Richard Dawkins'.

I think he may've been refereeing a match or some.such. If I'm right, I'm rewarding myself with a wank.

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Good shout. Richard Dawkins looks exactly like Les ought to look.
I'd feel cheated otherwise.

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I've attached a pic just in case you're right.

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This is a bit scary - I do look a bit like that but I also have a goatee :unsure:

I definitely have not been photographed in footie shorts in the last couple of decades though. I think something Vulcan mind meld has occurred in Chavis' brain :O

Ahoi hoi, bitches. :smilie4:

Got a final notice through from Southern Water for lyke £150!!!! i wouldn't have to go to work if they didn't keep charging me for something that grows naturally in nature!!! i hate having to go to work, why can't i just stay at home. It's my body, I'll do what i want!!!1 :snooty:

in other news, last night i got really, really, really, really high with a couple of total douchebags and my flatmates special new young lady friend and watched The Thing. it was immense!!!!!!! But then they left half way through so they could go play with eachothers toilet parts and i was left alone, i was so startled.

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Originally Posted by chavis

http://filesharingtalk.com/members/21271-chavis :smilie4:

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I only pinned that one up for standardization's sake, giving any follow-ups a base of legitimacy.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

Ahoi hoi, bitches. :smilie4:

Got a final notice through from Southern Water for lyke £150!!!! i wouldn't have to go to work if they didn't keep charging me for something that grows naturally in nature!!! i hate having to go to work, why can't i just stay at home. It's my body, I'll do what i want!!!1 :snooty:

in other news, last night i got really, really, really, really high with a couple of total douchebags and my flatmates special new young lady friend and watched The Thing. it was immense!!!!!!! But then they left half way through so they could go play with eachothers toilet parts and i was left alone, i was so startled.

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What did you get high on.

A ladder. :unsure:

Oh btw. I think someone may have used your facejizz account to say you like the cawk. :eyebrows:

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Originally Posted by Biggles

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Originally Posted by manker

Good shout. Richard Dawkins looks exactly like Les ought to look.
I'd feel cheated otherwise.

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I've attached a pic just in case you're right.

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This is a bit scary - I do look a bit like that but I also have a goatee :unsure:

I definitely have not been photographed in footie shorts in the last couple of decades though. I think something Vulcan mind meld has occurred in Chavis' brain :O

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You have no idea how glad I am that you look exactly like you should look :happy:

On a darker note, chavis dreams about you posting pics of yourself in shorts.
I'm not one for deciphering hidden messages, but I think he might want to bum you.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

Ahoi hoi, bitches. :smilie4:

Got a final notice through from Southern Water for lyke £150!!!! i wouldn't have to go to work if they didn't keep charging me for something that grows naturally in nature!!! i hate having to go to work, why can't i just stay at home. It's my body, I'll do what i want!!!1 :snooty:


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DEWD!
I think it's illegal for them to cut you off. Or something. I didn't pay for water (or tv licence) for years when I got my own house. I just kept telling them that I had no idea who manker was when they came around with their clipboards and their shiny shoes. True story.

It was only when my current missus moved in that she made me pay for everything properly.
I'm even on the electoral roll now :dry:

Puntsphere 1 - 0 Mrs.Something Else

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Originally Posted by manker

I'm even on the erectoral loll now :dry:

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I'm sad to hear that. :no:

I'm addicted to Championship Manager 80s Leg Ends on the iPhone. It's nostalgic punstphere genious. Shame they never updated it, and there's a ton of bugs / errors. I care not. Blackpool in the 1st with lots of the late 80s West Germany team on board..

:lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=luU9j6mPKe4

I kept waiting for it to get funny and not feel sorry for his grandmother, it never happened. Should have just put her in a home.

:(
Plus won

In other news; I've started watching The Vampire Diaries at the behest of teh missus and the hawt burds in wurk.
If nothing else in the seven episodes I've watched so far, I've discovered why Lost decided Boone wasn't gonna last more than half a series.

The gurls keep saying; 'It gets so much better', 'it's so dark', 'it's the best thing i ever watched ever in the world'.

Does anyone else watch it?
I think it has potential but I'm unwilling to trust the word of females alone :smilie4:

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Does anyone else watch it?
I think it has potential but I'm unwilling to trust the word of females alone :smilie4:

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Hey did you drop these? At first I thought it was a lumpy leather coin purse, but on second examination I'm sure they belong to you. You didn't throw them away on purpose, did you?

As far as titles with the word "Diaries" in it, it will most likely never top the Red Shoe Diaries. I'm going to base my entire opinion of the show on its plot.

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Originally Posted by FaggotVampiresWritingInDiaries

As the school year begins, Elena Gilbert is immediately drawn to a handsome and mysterious new student, Stefan Salvatore. Elena has no way of knowing that Stefan is a vampire struggling to live peacefully among humans, while his brother Damon is the embodiment of vampire violence and brutality.

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Murder their fucking writers.

:lol: :lol:
Your point is persuasive. Its plot does seem to be tending toward the Twilight end of the vampire spectrum.

But like Angel was fantastic. True Blood is good. This could be good too.
I'm gonna watch it anyway, just so I can join in with the 'zomfg did you see what Stefan did' conversations around the water-cooler :mellow:

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Originally Posted by Biggles

This is a bit scary - I do look a bit like that but I also have a goatee :unsure:

I definitely have not been photographed in footie shorts in the last couple of decades though. I think something Vulcan mind meld has occurred in Chavis' brain :O

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You have no idea how glad I am that you look exactly like you should look :happy:

On a darker note, chavis dreams about you posting pics of yourself in shorts.
I'm not one for deciphering hidden messages, but I think he might want to bum you.

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I only want to bum the romanticised construct my unconscious threw up.

I want Les to have the physical characteristics of Barry McGuigan while retaining Les' wonderful mind. Footie shorts would sweeten the deal, but there'll be no kissing until he shaves that rat off his face.

Serves them right for putting their balls on the chair

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJcQQZ_l8Mw

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Originally Posted by Skiz

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I didn't think he was being mean to his grandmother (or making fun of her), and the video actually made me smile a bit.

In other news, why are the post times always wrong, eh? There's always a good ten minute gap between the actual post time and the recorded post time.

Tesco, I'm a coming to find you. I'll be expecting back all of the ten minutes's you stole from my life and cash compensation to the max.

Also, Barbs, it's Christmas, you cunt.

You're the man with the phoatieshapping plan.

Start the traditional Christmas hat thread or Elsie Tanner.

So the important questions are; who was the man in the pic wearing footie shorts that you and barbie both dreamed about. What's up with the time on the bored and why don't we have some kind of back-up plan if barbie isn't allowed to shoop some hats onto our avatars.

We need answers and we need them now.

I've still got my Barbie festive accoutrements

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Originally Posted by Biggles

I've still got my Barbie festive accoutrements

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Ohhh, that explains my shocked observation in the Scotchland sucks thread.

So, like, did you ever post a pic of yourself, Les.
Enquiring minds, and all that.

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I've still got my Barbie festive accoutrements

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Ohhh, that explains my shocked observation in the Scotchland sucks thread.

So, like, did you ever post a pic of yourself, Les.
Enquiring minds, and all that.

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This is a terrible state of affairs altogether.

You and me and Les. There are only so many permutations before this gets incestuous, not to mention boring, like.

Do something untoward before I kill myself out of loneliness, self-pity and shame.

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Ohhh, that explains my shocked observation in the Scotchland sucks thread.

So, like, did you ever post a pic of yourself, Les.
Enquiring minds, and all that.

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This is a terrible state of affairs altogether.

You and me and Les. There are only so many permutations before this gets incestuous, not to mention boring, like.

Do something untoward before I kill myself out of loneliness, self-pity and shame.

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I just tried to get Squeams to post some stuff about her not sucking in bed, idk if she will though.
She's probably out getting fingered by someone who isn't getting head-hunted.

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Originally Posted by chavis

This is a terrible state of affairs altogether.

You and me and Les. There are only so many permutations before this gets incestuous, not to mention boring, like.

Do something untoward before I kill myself out of loneliness, self-pity and shame.

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I just tried to get Squeams to post some stuff about her not sucking in bed, idk if she will though.
She's probably out getting fingered by someone who isn't getting head-hunted.

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Noice.

'Head-fucking-hunted'. :rolleyes:

Yon feller needs looked at in and around the cranial department in my professional opinion.

I can't remember if I posted any pics of myself or not - so that is a little bit disturbing in itself :dabs:

I vaguely remember one that showed off my (still clothed) butt and my lava lamp ... but that may be the figment of a dodgy imagination.

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I just tried to get Squeams to post some stuff about her not sucking in bed, idk if she will though.
She's probably out getting fingered by someone who isn't getting head-hunted.

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Noice.

'Head-fucking-hunted'. :rolleyes:

Yon feller needs looked at in and around the cranial department in my professional opinion.

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You should take everything he says at face value and carry on a conversation for hours.
wtf, this guy believes me - ima tell him i'm getting head-hunted.

I tried it with Mary but she just gets all persnickerty.

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Originally Posted by Biggles

I can't remember if I posted any pics of myself or not - so that is a little bit disturbing in itself :dabs:

I vaguely remember one that showed off my (still clothed) butt and my lava lamp ... but that may be the figment of a dodgy imagination.

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I remember your brown corduroys very well :D

I'm not sure if you should post an actual full frontal. I'm quite content with you being Richard Dawkins.