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Reminds me, this guy in the video thinks it's OK to insult someone by insinuating he's a woman as a derogatory statement, but to insinuate he's part of the doletariat is offensive? I almost couldn't believe he was a doctor.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE_5_BbZlbI
Me too. Dawkins without the hate.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerI remember your brown corduroys very well :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
I'm not sure if you should post an actual full frontal. I'm quite content with you being Richard Dawkins.
I see you as the second best international goal scorer for Wales sans the curley hair and spastic wife.
I've just discovered that Trevor Ford and Ivor Allchurch are tied for that honour :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisMe too. Dawkins without the hate.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I see you as the second best international goal scorer for Wales sans the curley hair and spastic wife.
Maybe you mean Dean Saunders or Mark Hughes?
If it's Sparky, I'm going to crack one off right now :smilie4:
I meant Ivor The Engine.
Peep peep.
This governor wants all state workers and welfare recipients to be drug tested before receiving state money. Aasif Mandvi from Daily Show insists he pee in a cup himself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Do3Lf-n8kQ
Can you do one of those things where you explain your post. They're usually entirely superfluous but in this case, I need it.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyReminds me, this guy in the video thinks it's OK to insult someone by insinuating he's a woman as a derogatory statement, but to insinuate he's part of the doletariat is offensive? I almost couldn't believe he was a doctor.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I'm okay for most of it. It's just that, for me, your pronouns aren't going to a specific person in the latter two thirds of your statement.
See, that's what I was going for throughout the last 3 years or so.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerCan you do one of those things where you explain your post. They're usually entirely superfluous but in this case, I need it.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I'm okay for most of it. It's just that, for me, your pronouns aren't going to a specific person in the latter two thirds of your statement.
All I managed was fucking fuck cunt bollocks wank pish tits fuck cunt wank.
Still...
I'll transform your ellipsis into words.
[chalice]Still, it was funny as fuck for the most part and I was wopped. Plus I actually meant it when I said that I fucked Allen's mam.[/chalice]
Sure, do you like colors? I'm saying McGinley is a retard.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerCan you do one of those things where you explain your post. They're usually entirely superfluous but in this case, I need it.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I'm okay for most of it. It's just that, for me, your pronouns aren't going to a specific person in the latter two thirds of your statement.
See. Persnickerty.
Something in that orbit. I didn't mean it 'til Allen started the evils on the pms. I was shocked at first, then I shat, then I laughed my fucking testicles roight off.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
'Why are you saying things about my mum? :emo:' Verbatim minus the smilie. True story.
Man.
Exactly, it was an advanced maneuver.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I thought you were tying it in with what you quoted about reject.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyExactly, it was an advanced maneuver.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Anyway. I still don't understand it. What's this about McGinley being unemployed?
FST: Haven for the Damaged.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisSomething in that orbit. I didn't mean it 'til Allen started the evils on the pms. I was shocked at first, then I shat, then I laughed my fucking testicles roight off.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
'Why are you saying things about my mum? :emo:' Verbatim minus the smilie. True story.
Man.
I think it's half the reason I keep coming back. You just don't get to talk to these kind of people :earl:
No, sorry, that massive interest you have in reject is not a mutual past time for us.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Who's McGinley?
Fixed.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyNo, sorry, that massive interest you have in reject is not a mutual pastime for us.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Who's McGinley?
It's my hobby.
I'm not sure, is he a mate of reject's. Why do you keep mentioning him anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyNo, sorry, that massive interest you have in reject is not a mutual pastime for us.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Who's McGinley?
Fuckity fuck fuck fuck. I knew pasttime wasn't right, so I took the shortcut of degermanization.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisFixed.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
It's my hobby.
Actually I'm just going to go with passed time from now on.
Maybe, I heard tards of a feather eat chalk together.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerI'm not sure, is he a mate of reject's. Why do you keep mentioning him anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Why would you attempt to 'degermanize' a non inflected indo-european language that has it's roots in Fresia (Germany). That would just leave it all tasteless and littered with slang from India and other countries that wereQuote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyFuckity fuck fuck fuck. I knew pasttime wasn't right, so I took the shortcut of degermanization.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Actually I'm just going to go with passed time from now on.
conqueredcolonised by the British.
wurksup, fucks!! :smilie4:
its casual friday and the office party tonight ....im well gonna try and get stinky fingers :sneaky:
schoolboy fingering ftw!1
All the very best of the new dawn, gentle-men.
Why's there going to be schoolboys at his office party?:huh:
You've obviously never been to an office party before :smilie4:
They come on sticks.
In context, it only meant to add a space.Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisWhy would you attempt to 'degermanize' a non inflected indo-european language that has it's roots in Fresia (Germany). That would just leave it all tasteless and littered with slang from India and other countries that wereQuote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
conqueredcolonised by the British.
I want to take you to an office party and digitise you.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyIn context, it only meant to add a space.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
In context the above sentence means; 'Maybe to the writer, but definitely not to the reader.'
You're calling me a name, but I couldn't figure it out in context. Am I a boob, an ass cheek, a taint or a scrotum?Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerI want to take you to an office party and digitise you.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
In context the above sentence means; 'Maybe to the writer, but definitely not to the reader.'
Also, in context the writer is also a reader, contextually.
A schoolboy, obviousement.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyYou're calling me a name, but I couldn't figure it out in context. Am I a boob, an ass cheek, a taint or a scrotum?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Also, in context the writer is also a reader, contextually.
Deary me.
And also, my tautology incidence detector imploded during that last line. You owe me a new one, but beyond that, I think it's best if we pretend you never wrote it.
You'll get used to replacing them, sometimes I'm just in the mood.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Got the 14 year old one of them there 32gb ipod touch thingamedoodles for Christmas. Dear as fuck. Now to jailbreak it and rob all over the place.
Might suffocate him in his sleep. Here's the list of music he wants on it...
Korn
Linkin Park
Evanescence
Disturbed
Hollywood Undead
Skillet
Bullet For My Valentine
The Pixies
Green Day :no:
Ramstein
Radiohead
Rolling Stones
Pink Floyd
Ramstein (again)
Breaking Benjamin
With the exception of The Pixes everything else is wank. Fuck it, I'm keeping it.
Pink Floyd and The Stones are quality and ewe knows it.
I can't listen to Pink Floyd any more. Dunno why. As far as The Stones go, anything after 1972 is atrocious. True story.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
Click my sig and fill it with stuff on my list. He'll like, true story.
I'm in touch with 14 year olds :smilie4:
He prolly would like, but he'd never admit it if it came from me.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I'm the man, man. Everything I suggest is the enemy.
:fear:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I love garlic dip, too!... :w00t:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
No unseasonally dressed vampires are getting into that cootchQuote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeI love garlic dip, too!... :w00t:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Why does it seem like he was 14 years old 14 years ago?Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Bad taste is timeless.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyWhy does it seem like he was 14 years old 14 years ago?Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
You're spouting falsehoods. I have an anecdote about cheese that debunks your entire theory.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis