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Originally Posted by manker
Don't look so worried.
They won't say anything, especially when you threaten to cut off their crack supply.
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Originally Posted by Artemis:fear:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Don't look so worried.
They won't say anything, especially when you threaten to cut off their crack supply.
Lies. I have never done anything interesting or amusing.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyYou're spouting falsehoods. I have an anecdote about cheese that debunks your entire theory.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
The arm-wrestle night with big hands Al was both interesting and amusing.Quote:
Originally Posted by CheeseLies. I have never done anything interesting or amusing.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Saw Al this last weekend (he's just had a baby himself*), we managed the whole night without any arm-wrestling.
Though we did hold hands a few times. In a manly fashion of course.
*Well, Mrs Big Hands did most of the work.
You say that as if there is any other way for bromanciers to hold hands.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
Also, it may now be lost to the vagueness of babycham, but you probably did arm-wrestle. You got pished and he mullered you after giving in to your 93rd request for an arm-wrestle.
I did come home with two bottles of sparkling rosé.
Also, isn't Just Eat awesome. You can get home and then order your kebab. It's what Tim Berners-Lee must have had in mind when he invented the internet.
I'm pretty sure that the forum sage with the seven cornered house decreed that Al Gore invented the internets.
Not sure what this Just Eat thing is but it might have come in handy - my missus has been out all day on her xmas works party. I've eaten a Pot Noodle, half a pack of Jaffa Cakes and all of the Quality Street.
Do you pop up only when someone mentions cheese? Given your post count, the people of this board must be terrible company.Quote:
Originally Posted by CheeseLies. I have never done anything interesting or amusing.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Chebus is a respected mumbler, given to bouts of poetry and altogether too infrequent these days. (Tautology? I don't know/care)Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyDo you pop up only when someone mentions cheese? Given your post count, the people of this board must be terrible company.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
He was at it with some girl with a penchant for crustaceans (crabgirl), but moved onto some other burd we don't know about.
In his absence he was able to knock out a kid (no mean feat, whichever way you'd like to misinterpret it), and we're only really finding out about it now.
I was under the impression he's Janus with another member here, though I don't exactly recollect what was fed to me earlier. If he's his own entity, then a <20 minute summoning is pretty creepy.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
I'm just sticking round until I get to 19k posts.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
19k is rather boring (like anything happened in the 20th century, right?). Wouldn't 20k be a better "achievement"?
I can think of two exciting things that happened last century that won't be happening this century. I was born and Newcastle United won a trophy (not in that order either, which is even more tragic).
Woot, 19k. Congrats me.
did i win ?
Yes you definitely were the fastest sperm, but that's not saying much.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Kn1ght
The others just swam to the closest turd. He was an uncaught drip that fell in a gaping hole.Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisYes you definitely were the fastest sperm, but that's not saying much.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Kn1ght
He's not fast, he just ended up where he wasn't wanted. Story of his life, really...
I'm pretty sure that guy actually thinks he is in with a chance of winning the internets.
He isn't the only one either, there is at least one a month who really and truly believe that they can win the internets, even though they don't really understand the prize.
There is scope for them to be fucked with via PM by the mods.
<if you do this thing and take a pic of a vid of you doing it, you will be sent your prize - just to prove there is a prize, here is a a pic of your prize>
A montage could then be made of the internets 'winners' doing their thing. It would be the best thread the lounge has ever seen.
I have absolutely no idea why tesco hasn't already implemented such a scheme.
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The exact amount of Poles your mum has fucked this week. :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
k back. the classico was a disappointment :dabs:
Hoi, chavis. you like a touch of pugilism, do you know what time Amir Kahn is kicking off?
Sky Sports are guarding that secret like the plague or something.
In in merca, so I'd guess about 4 in the fucking morning, ffs. Looking forward to it, even though it seems somewhat foregone. It's just a matter of Khan moving up the weights.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Once he reaches welterweight, however, mark my Irish words, he'll get his block knocked right the fuck off. True opinion.
Bredis Prescott revisited, you think.
I'd like to think he's tightened his defence up since, but I'm always sceptical about how much word Roche actually does with him. I think it's a publicity thing, like when Ronan Keating said he managed Westlife.
Hopefully it'll be earlier than 4, I'm staying up til half two like a boss :01:
Gotta be in work to let the builders in at 9 tho :emo:
I fucking love Roche. The best trainer in the world with Parkie's. Stallone couldn't have written it better, innit.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I agree, though. It's mostly for show. He can't be putting in as much time with Kahn as he is with Pac. Still, after Marquez's recent performance, it's pretty fucking clear that Mayweather is the best pound for pound prolly ever. Yon black fella know how to box heads. Technical genius.
Yeah I love watching him box, but I always want him to lose. I don't think it's because he's black or a cunt. Or even a black cunt. It's just that he relies on being better at boxing than his opponent instead of trying to smash the other fella's face in.
That fight he had against Chavez prolly 3 years ago was one of the best I've ever seen. I always liked Chavez because of the trying to smash the other fella's face in thing.
There's a lot to be said for punching the fuck outta somebody's head. However, the name of the sport is boxing.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
That means hitting whilst not getting hit, and this boy is the master. I've never seen anything like it. He just doesn't get hit.
Gotta respect that. He's taken it into an art.
I might not be what you would call a purist :schnauz:Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisThere's a lot to be said for punching the fuck outta somebody's head. However, the name of the sport is boxing.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
That means hitting whilst not getting hit, and this boy is the master. I've never seen anything like it. He just doesn't get hit.
Gotta respect that. He's taken it into an art.
For the same reason I admire messi fannying about but give me rooney or ronaldo driving at the centre back and then cunting it into the back of the net any day.
Back to boxing though and I think pacquiao would have punched the fuck outta mayweather's head til floyd fell over in about the 9th back when there was all that dispute about the blood tests. He was absolutely magnificent just before he became distracted by being god in the philippines. Mayweather was going through one of his cunt phases where he didn't want to do any boxing. I think he won merkin strictly come dancing though :dabs:
What says you?
Totally agree.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerI might not be what you would call a purist :schnauz:Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
For the same reason I admire messi fannying about but give me rooney or ronaldo driving at the centre back and then cunting it into the back of the net any day.
Back to boxing though and I think pacquiao would have punched the fuck outta mayweather's head til floyd fell over in about the 9th back when there was all that dispute about the blood tests. He was absolutely magnificent just before he became distracted by being god in the philippines. Mayweather was going through one of his cunt phases where he didn't want to do any boxing. I think he won merkin strictly come dancing though :dabs:
What says you?
Up until Pac started fucking about with politics, he'd've been my man for best fighter ever. Beautiful and brutal. Truly magnificent. Switched his style to dramatic effect and christ did I fucking love it.
Mayweather is a cunt for several reasons, as I'm sure you're perfectly aware. But that's the sport and he knows it and so do you and so do I. It's all about the dough, but he can back that up with bashing the fuck outta most everybody including 50 Cent (not that that means a fucking thing, like).
He doesn't have to rely on Don King types to make his dough, so I kinda like his belligerence. He's clever with everything inside and out. Just cos he's a cunt doesn't mean he's a bad person.
Take me, for example.
:lol: that was fucking great, there was a swaying resonance to your post. I liked it and you even pulled off he'd've.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisTotally agree.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Up until Pac started fucking about with politics, he'd've been my man for best fighter ever. Beautiful and brutal. Truly magnificent. Switched his style to dramatic effect and christ did I fucking love it.
Mayweather is a cunt for several reasons, as I'm sure you're perfectly aware. But that's the sport and he knows it and so do you and so do I. It's all about the dough, but he can back that up with bashing the fuck outta most everybody including 50 Cent (not that that means a fucking thing, like).
He doesn't have to rely on Don King types to make his dough, so I kinda like his belligerence. He's clever with everything inside and out. Just cos he's a cunt doesn't mean he's a bad person.
Take me, for example.
Sad thing, for me, is that after watching pacquiao's last fight, i think that mayweather will will on points pretty easily if ever they do get it on. I'll just have to make sure i'm suitably wopped for the occasion.
I'm not sure, btw, about either of them being the best ever. I don't even know if they're the best I've ever seen live. I prefer heavyweights, for obvious reasons, and Tyson takes some beating.
bigger muscles?:kiss:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
wopped to feck, eating chips and watching bawcksing in my pants.
Living the dream:smilie4:
yeah but middle-weights are more cut.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bobigger muscles?:kiss:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Bo opening a thread and reading the last post only and making a comedic observation ftw :01:
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kwality knockout there:smilie4:
What time is Amir Kahn on?Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
You're from his neck of the woods, didn't you go to school with him and Shola Ameobi or something else.
bolton?:huh:
i think bolton's closer to wales than here, like:unsure:
Yeah, you know, the north, like.
stop posting so quick :fist:
sry:lookaroun