How To Get To Heaven When You Die

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Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx

Dude, have some respect. This thread is about God and how to get to heaven. If you want to talk like that, please go elsewhere.

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Are you suggesting that Jebus didn't have an arse.

Can you quote the scripture which supports this contention.

My congregation, albeit subscriptional, also voices their vehement wahey!!

I'm awaiting donations from said subscribers.

Cunts.

Indeedly

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im gonna go to the invite section and hope someone gives me a invite to heaven ...but i doubt ill get one caus im stupid and sarcastic

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Originally Posted by Sextent

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Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx

Dude, have some respect. This thread is about God and how to get to heaven. If you want to talk like that, please go elsewhere.

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Are you suggesting that Jebus didn't have an arse.

Can you quote the scripture which supports this contention.

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Scripture not necessary.
Just check the cave paintings.

Clearly, the lad is not a "fundamentalist".


Now that deserves a waHey...

That Sir deserves a Chapeau.

Always remember you can't say fundamentalist without saying mentalist.

And also http://www.fundament.org/

i just put my request in the invite section now i wait for the invite or am i going to hell

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Originally Posted by weenden

i just put my request in the invite section now i wait for the invite or am i going to hell

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If you appropriate the requisite currency in the relevant slot, then you will be saved, my idiot child.

is thats all ther is to it then i can ablige

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Originally Posted by weenden

is thats all ther is to it then i can ablige

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You are blessed.

Go with god.