Nah. I actually feel a bit bad about your mum. Best wishes to her and all that.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
So come on post it up.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
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Nah. I actually feel a bit bad about your mum. Best wishes to her and all that.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllahSo come on post it up.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
No need, although fanks for the wishes. It's just one of them things innit. She's had this shit for a lot of years now, but its only ever been in the chest cavity, the new growth in the lungs isn't good news though, it means it's growing new tumours and is now affecting her vital organs. She was telling me last night how she thinks this will be her last christmas.
I still want to see the original version :yup:
If I was the cunt you think I am, then that's a good two months ammunition you just gave me.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
Anyway, bless her. Spend more time with her, you cunt.
If you really think I think you're really a cunt you've got me wrong. In real life I know you have a lovely daughter who has autism and who I know you dote on madly, so I know you're not a cunt. I see you as a big softy really. I just try and play along, but it doesn't suit me. There's a faint amount of amusement for five minutes when I've poked you with the pointy "you're Irish" stick but it's complety meaningless crap, which I don't really mean, and which doesn't provide me with any real entertainment.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
I thought all Irish people naturally spoke like that, in fact I found it amazing that you could speak without rhyming :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Serious note: I've lost all my grandparents to cancer, and have solid reason to believe my (rotten SOB) father has it in his colon (metaphor of a "rotten asshole", anyone?). There's a high chance it will be my end, as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
That said, I'm sorry to hear of her struggle.
/serious
Now that we've eliminated the mortal threat of most other diseases, cancer's going to be the one that could take us all. The aged body just doesn't fix DNA mutations as efficiently as a young body does. The higher number of unchecked mutations in an older body leads to mass cell death or rarely to a mutation that causes uncontrolled replication (tumors). Unfortunately, rarely doesn't mean fuck all if the consequences are lasting.
I spent several months under the handle 'chalice blue period' where everything I posted involved convoluted rhymes, but the philistines who populate this bored refused to recognise my magnificence.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyI thought all Irish people naturally spoke like that, in fact I found it amazing that you could speak without rhyming :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
So I just went back to being a prose trammeled cunt. :shrug:
lol everyone has cancer
So you were peer pressured out of a stereotype.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
shrug is idunno
/helpful unless your attempt was facetious