Yeah, well, you should totally stop forcing dave to, uh, follow you around. It's only more insidious when you don't actually do anything to encourage him.
If you'd thought of that, you'd not not be in this situation now.
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Problem solved, and not without considerable ingenuity on my part.
Due to the inconvenient nature of my stuttering freak brother's strategically untenable incarceration, I have had to make inquiries into the services of a more realistic genus of criminal in the outstanding matter of murdering Dave. After tense negotiations, Peter Sutcliffe has agreed to perform said deed, reluctant at first, citing an exclusivity to the female when it comes to acts of sadism. However, having read Dave's post history, and providing I can provide an adequate escape for him, he's more than willing to make an exception in Dave's case.
So, thanks to my underworld contacts and the good old Yorkshire Ripper, the assassination of Dave is back on course. :smilie4:
The celebrated union of honest Irish endeavour and the legendary philanthropism of the cash-rich Swedish master race once again triumphs for the good of humanity.
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I can donate a large, very sharp chainsaw. :smilie4:
You had to do it didn't you? I bet you lot used to stand in front of mirrors and say 'Candyman' 3 times as well just to see what would happen.