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manker
Wait. I'm confused. Are you trying to say that Idol has a penis :blink:
I have it on good authority from his tailor that he dresses to the left....
Pillow talk? :naughty:
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I have it on good authority from his tailor that he dresses to the left....
Pillow talk? :naughty:
You're the one arranging the date.... :ghey:
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Yeah but it's for scientific porpoises.
Determining whether Idol is James Brian Hellwig or not isn't an issue which will just go away on its own.
One has to be proactive :smilie4:
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OK, I'll believe you, but millions wouldn't......
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manker
Pillow talk? :naughty:
You're the one arranging the date.... :ghey:
Frankly I'd be amazed to find any sane person who didn't want to go out with me.
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I can see where this is heading. Look what happened the last time you friendzoned someone.
Would you mind sucking his cawk from time to time so he doesn't go mental :no:
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Post a real pic or you're the Ultimate Warrior
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I'm intrigued now. I think he must look like a cross between Brad Pitt and Vince McMahon.
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manker
How about dinner then.
Public place.
Vegetables and your treat?
I read that as 'pubic place'. Do we have a vomit smiley?
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If you're trying to say that my meat and two veg in it's finely coiffured grade #4 pubic stubble home would make you vomit - then allow me to reassure you.
I only deep-throat on the third date.
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If you're trying to say that my meat and two veg in it's finely coiffured grade #4 pubic stubble home would make you vomit - then allow me to reassure you.
I only deep-throat on the third date.
Let me assure you, I don't ever. It's dirty and wrong and it makes the baby Jeebus cry.
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Yeah but what if we're playing porn stars or something. You know, when you slap the girl's arse and check yourself out in the mirror and say impossibly stupid things like; 'Oh yeah, take my steely robot cawk'.
Surely then I get to debase you :(
