Can anybody talk me down from buying a bicycle?

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by chavis

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Keep it in English, or I'll get manker for you. French is the only obscenity not permitted on this board. Even a throwaway 'sacre bleu' can get you banned.

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Do you promise? He's been AWOL. I am this close to going on a tirade of grammatical err.

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He does that. Sometimes for years at a time. He's kinda like Christ only more christian.

There's always the chance that Dave got lucky. Which means that Dave hired an assassin, cos nobody else could've covered that alibi and posted all that uniquely Dave wank. Daniel Day Fucking Lewis couldn't have even approached being Dave, and he's good at playing spastics and psychopaths.

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Originally Posted by chavis

He does that. Sometimes for years at a time. He's kinda like Christ only more christian.

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Yeah, he's already done it once since I've been here. I thought agreeing to be a moderator was some indication that he wasn't planning to do that for awhile. He's been missing for 4 days now, people insinuated that I was dead or in jail when I was gone for that long.

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Originally Posted by chavis

There's always the chance that Dave got lucky. Which means that Dave hired an assassin, cos nobody else could've covered that alibi and posted all that uniquely Dave wank. Daniel Day Fucking Lewis couldn't have even approached being Dave, and he's good at playing spastics and psychopaths.

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You might be overlooking the fact that an assassin could stand Dave's company long enough to explain who he wants hit and why, especially the why. You know Dave couldn't just hire someone and name a target then shut his damn mouth. I think when Dave tries to hire an assassin, there's going to be an underground hitman forum lit up with a new user crying about how those "professionals" are incompetent with all aspects of their job and are nothing but bile spewing liars with poor customer service skills.

Also, Day Lewis doesn't have the right look for Dave. I imagine more of a Joel Tobeck or Jared Harris capturing his personality's visage, but with addition of a ridiculous mustache.

He's been missing from the known internets for two daze :o

I've told him he shouldn't get involved with the welsh mob wot runs the sugar mines, but I feaf he didn't listen :no:

I was going to trash this pile of wank into sportsworld until you started talking about me at the end.

Bikes :dry:

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Yeah, he's already done it once since I've been here. I thought agreeing to be a moderator was some indication that he wasn't planning to do that for awhile. He's been missing for 4 days now, people insinuated that I was dead or in jail when I was gone for that long.

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Not a day goes by that we don't speculate you either dead, or in jail. You just post too often for the rumors to go anywhere... :idunno:

Just to clear things up when he was gone those few days he was both dead and in jail .

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Originally Posted by manker

I was going to trash this pile of wank into sportsworld until you started talking about me at the end.

Bikes :dry:

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Shut or risk having something carbon fibre shoved up your ass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxVM_...eature=related


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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by manker

I was going to trash this pile of wank into sportsworld until you started talking about me at the end.

Bikes :dry:

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Shut or risk having something carbon fibre shoved up your ass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxVM_GH-XOg&feature=related


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2:48 CANNOT be unseen. :blink:

This man speaks the truth ^

I'm still gonna watch it to the end, however ... so long as when I hit alt+s it doesn't stop the clip.
If so, I won't bother unless someone tells me that someone has epic tits or that Squeamous is in it or something else.

It does seem like the kind of event Squeams would turnip.