Re: If I lose my virginity, how will I become different as a person?
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Originally Posted by
OlegL
Life is so fucking unfair. I wish I were just a normal person, doing normal things. But... alas...
...It's so painful...
Look I like to decry God as much as the next unappreciative of my actual place in the World spastic, but give it a break already.
On the plus side of all of this pointlessness though,Webster's dictionary has just officially added OlegL as a new synonym for self pity.:)
Now stop OlgeLing.
People like yourself who seem to embrace the negative tend to remain ever stuck in it.
PS Merry Christmas
PPS Fuck off.
Re: If I lose my virginity, how will I become different as a person?
Isn't New York just one big place where people who shouldn't reproduce have secks? :unsure:
Re: If I lose my virginity, how will I become different as a person?
Oleg is unique, thank fuck.
Re: If I lose my virginity, how will I become different as a person?
Now I know what grades I got this semester and what my overall GPA is. It's slightly above a B. It means I won't be kicked out from school just yet. So, I will try to increase the size of my loan and use the loan money to make a payment to an escort girl. But I am afraid of catching an STD. Maybe she'll agree to get tested for an STD if I pay her money to do that.
Re: If I lose my virginity, how will I become different as a person?
Haven't you heard about safe sex?
Re: If I lose my virginity, how will I become different as a person?
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Originally Posted by
OlegL
But I am afraid of catching an STD. Maybe she'll agree to get tested for an STD if I pay her money to do that.
And you'll let her work while waiting for the results?
Re: If I lose my virginity, how will I become different as a person?
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Originally Posted by
OlegL
Now I know what grades I got this semester and what my overall GPA is. It's slightly above a B. It means I won't be kicked out from school just yet. So, I will try to increase the size of my loan and use the loan money to make a payment to an escort girl. But I am afraid of catching an STD. Maybe she'll agree to get tested for an STD if I pay her money to do that.
Good for you, Oleg! Treat yourself to a good looking girl for the New Year. You'll see that it isn't such a big deal, but it is obviously nagging your existence. Get GOOD condoms and perhaps even practice putting on a couple before "game time". One positive you'll have with the pro is that she's seen ALL kinds of guys. If you drop your nut early, can't get hard, etc. it isn't going to hurt an eventual relationship. Use her for practice, and don't worry- you can't go wrong. Just find out her "rules" and don't break them. Outside of that, you can't screw it up. You pay for her time and body...
Give us an update. Just don't freak and find yourself in need of disposing her body. :noes:
Re: If I lose my virginity, how will I become different as a person?
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Originally Posted by
OlegL
.... Just don't freak and find yourself in need of disposing her body. :noes:
Always a possibility I had pondered. I'm only grateful that Oleg hasn't found the secret link between an anti-social personality and the sexual release of a gun spree, like soooo many others have recently....
Re: If I lose my virginity, how will I become different as a person?
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