Bored gheymes

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

I'm kinda pissed Idol only rated me a 'knight'... Must be the way I walk forward 2 steps, then stumble sideways.

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Actually it's because you remind me of Martin Lawrence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UhE6tedXdQ

And as there was no queen in play I had to go with my second choice.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Actually it's because you remind me of Martin Lawrence.
And as there was no queen in play I had to go with my second choice.

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:yikes: :artist: :yikes:

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Actually it's because you remind me of Martin Lawrence.

[video=someone, somewhere with decision power funded this movie :blink:]

And as there was no queen in play I had to go with my second choice.

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Y'all know how to make a brother feel...welcome. :dry:

White turn and mate in 3 (2 white / 1 black moves)

http://i.imgur.com/FRRIzHw.jpg

Meg ie my queen, moves G1 to H1 and then as is his want, texts the black king that he is interracially fucked and that he should post pictures of this happening.

I have been studying, albeit nothing to do with chess, more like ab exercises and Asian porn and now consider myself the equivalent of a chess grandmaster.

I now need harder chess puzzles like with jigsaw puzzles where all the pieces are the same colour.


Make it happen.

Well done, Idol!

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

I have been studying, albeit nothing to do with chess, more like ab exercises and Asian porn and now consider myself the equivalent of a chess grandmaster.

I now need harder chess puzzles like with jigsaw puzzles where all the pieces are the same colour.


Make it happen.

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White turn and mate in 17 (9 white / 8 black moves)

http://i.imgur.com/mszVytA.jpg

Clue: white sacrifices almost all pieces.

I'll do it but for that much work I'm afraid that I'll need to be paid.

In lieu of cash I will also accept racy pictures of swans but they need to involve at least partial nudity.

Frankly I lost track of how many moves this is except I'm pretty sure I gave up caring about the time my brain stood up and hit me in the face.

h5 to f3
e2 to f4
a4 to a8
g6 to g5
b4 to b7
f4 to d3
c5 to b6
f7 to b7
b6 to b7
h2 to b8
a8 to b8
d3 to c5
b7 to a7
h2 to G6
f5 to e7
g6 to g7
d8 to h8
g7 to f7
h8 to h7

Btw If that adds up to 19 or some of the moves are labelled wrong it's because I can't read what I originally wrote down since I'm attempting to play fucking chess and scribble shit at the same time and fuck you as I don't see anyone else doing this.

I would attribute it to no one being both smart and dumb enough to try but let's face it the real reason is that they're a bunch of evil cunts and we both know it.