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^ is the guy in his sig with the 'L' next to him

How flattering :wub:

^ Has man bewbs

^ has a fetish for morph (in your avatar) :D

Ya he's hawt :w00t:

^ Has a username that makes sense.

^ was a pornstar in a previous life

^ Was a male stripper in his previous life

^ will be the first person to have six penis' in a future life

^ touches children for a living

^ touches lizzards for a living :P

^ Eats lizards for a living

^ is leader of the spice girls fan club

When passing the joint always sings Don't bogart that joint my friend ? I know I'm getting desperate .

Is a judge on the 'dog x factor'

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Is a judge on the 'dog x factor'

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Ouch ! :D

^ Once got kicked out first on the Dog Eat Dog program :lol:

is a useful member of society.

is a useful member of society.

Jagarga Enojys touching Gypsys.

^ Invented the abbreviation "kthxbye"

^ Was arrested for exposing himself to sheep.

^ Was arrested for imposing as an officer near Scotland Yard while stark naked.

^ was forced to leave his home after his mother found him trying to milk his dog Bowser.

^ Is Michael Jackson's lawyer

^ Was raised in Michael Jackson's home and cried when he was forcefully removed.

^ Is subject to pay $50,000,000 a year to Michael Jackson for "training"

^ Is a Secret Agent working for the MPAA

^ eats babies and then poos them out and then eats the poo

^ like's week old coffee in dirty mugs

^ is fucking orsum.

^Isn't fucking orsum.

^Has a thing for tramp stamps

Enjoys having disabled privates.

touches children

^ traded his girlfriend for a BT tracker invite. (and she was hawt as hell, and blind). :glag:

touches midgets

^ is a midget

Watches NFL to look at the "cute buns".

:glag:

^ watches college ball(s) to reminisce on "what could have been.." before he was lured into modding some crummy online board

Senator Larry Craig's restroom "partner"

^^^ is actually a trader in disguise