This isn't an orgasm we're talking about, are we? :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by anon-sbi
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This isn't an orgasm we're talking about, are we? :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by anon-sbi
Find out yourself. :shifty:
I hope that you aren't being serious .The "only" reward that I hoped to get out of creating this thread was hopefully putting a few good people into places that they might enjoy and benefit from.
Other than that I get some satisfaction in thread where anyone is welcome to post whatever they like ,serious or not , without fear of repercussion .
Sometimes people take things too seriously and if I can do a little to combat that then I guess that is a reward as well.
imo, believe it or not, i think you're better suited here as a staff member rather than at cfs or tpsQuote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
lol
What kind are you offering, Totti? I've already got an old, crappy one, so I am hoping for something nice! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Totti
for you mgb only the bestSpoiler: Show
What good is a Ferrari if it's not red? Seriously, the real Totti would know that... :lol:
I'm fine with black. Red would go a little better with my mid-life crisis, but it is a good prize. :D
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Originally Posted by th0r
Yes I certainly agree because as you know bt is serious business even when it is propagated by (faux) adolescents with an overdeveloped sense of self importance and an underdeveloped sense of morality .
[youtube]vQjBDqEj2WU[/youtube]
I'm not Martin Luther King.
But it's my BD. Could anyone get me into FileHeaven :(
/me is fucking awesome
/me lies and cries
Prove it.Quote:
Originally Posted by aen
I mean the birthday part, I have no doubt that you are crying.
Btw don't look at me, I had to google to even know what FileHeaven was.:unsure:
You can check it easily via trackers/forums since by bd date placed there.
How can I prove it? I have no passport atm cause it took place in my work :)
but I can make a photo of my driver's license (there is BD date too) if you dont trust me :(
lol
Anyway there is no invite system on FH:(
I guess I should refrain from making jokes on this thread now. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
We can make jokes in this thread? I'll start...
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her.
She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures.
The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts out, - "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!!!"
:naughty:
What's next after Martin Luther King Jr Birthday?
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GlCPzgXdgo[/youtube]
Very funnyQuote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
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Originally Posted by brightsid
http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/20...llmurray_1.jpg
Doing it until I get it right.
Thanks, pento. :) Here's another one...Quote:
Originally Posted by pentomato
A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, "How much do you charge?"
Hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job."
Guy says, "$500 dollars! For a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!"
The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?"
"Yes."
"Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?"
"Yes."
"And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?"
"Yes."
"Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500."
Guy says, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try." They retire to a nearby motel.
A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?"
The hooker replies, "$1,500."
I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!"
The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500."
The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another year or so, and says, "Sign me up."
Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker,
"How much for some pussy?"
The hooker says, "Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?"
"Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?"
"No," the hooker replies, "but I would if I had a pussy."
tldr
:lol: moar of theseQuote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeThanks, pento. :) Here's another one...Quote:
Originally Posted by pentomato
A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, "How much do you charge?"
Hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job."
Guy says, "$500 dollars! For a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!"
The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?"
"Yes."
"Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?"
"Yes."
"And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?"
"Yes."
"Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500."
Guy says, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try." They retire to a nearby motel.
A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?"
The hooker replies, "$1,500."
I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!"
The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500."
The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another year or so, and says, "Sign me up."
Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker,
"How much for some pussy?"
The hooker says, "Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?"
"Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?"
"No," the hooker replies, "but I would if I had a pussy."
Very funny, more of this is needed around here, thank you for the laughQuote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeThanks, pento. :) Here's another one...Quote:
Originally Posted by pentomato
A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, "How much do you charge?"
Hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job."
Guy says, "$500 dollars! For a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!"
The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?"
"Yes."
"Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?"
"Yes."
"And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?"
"Yes."
"Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500."
Guy says, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try." They retire to a nearby motel.
A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?"
The hooker replies, "$1,500."
I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!"
The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500."
The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another year or so, and says, "Sign me up."
Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker,
"How much for some pussy?"
The hooker says, "Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?"
"Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?"
"No," the hooker replies, "but I would if I had a pussy."
Thanks again, I'll keep trying...:happy:
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business!
The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?"
The CEO then hands the guy $1,200 in cash and screams, "Here's four weeks pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "Just some guy delivering the Chinese food we ordered."
A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, "Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!"
So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his demise, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. He says, "That's disgusting!"
Then the waitress says, "You think that's disgusting you should see him make donuts."
Are you expecting different results?Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Quote:
Originally Posted by brightsid
http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/20...llmurray_1.jpg
Doing it until I get it right.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUf4f4KdeRU[/youtube]
No but at least I might learn to play the piano.
On that "note"...let's bump this sucker!
A man walks into a bar with a backpack. He unzips the pack and takes out a mini piano. He then takes out a 10 inch man. The man begins to play the piano beautifully. The bartender walks up the the man and says "Gee, where did you get the little man?" the guy hands him a magic lamp and says "rub it and make a wish" the bartender rubs it and says "I wish I had a Million Bucks!" POOF a million Ducks come marching into the bar. The bartender looks at the man and says "I think you lamp is broken" the man in return says "Yeah. Do you really think i asked for a 10 inch Pianist?"
:w00t: hahaha!Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
A million ducks would be cool, or a million frogs like in Magnolia:
http://cinetext.philo.at/magazine/im...olia_frogs.png
whats the 1k post prize ?
Best frog joke I could find...
A librarian was quietly working when three chickens walked in and jumped on to the counter eyed her and said "BUK BUK BUK" Not sure she was sane she gave the chikens three books and they left. An hour later in walked the chickens again jumped onto the counter, returned the books they had taken earlier and said "BUK BUK BUK" Now convinced she was out of her mind she gave them three books, they took one each and left. This time she decided to follow them. She followed them down to the local pond and stood horrified as they threw the books into the water. All of a sudden they flew back out of the pond and a frog stuck it's head up saying "RREDIT RREDIT RREDIT!"
Gig seedbox for a year or an end to world hunger, winners choice*.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ice10UFO
*The OP would like to state that there are and never have been any "prizes " associated with this thread.Any sites given are based purely on merit.
The OP would also like to say to anyone who feels that the OP is less than quality because of his prosperity to post whimsical shit to try and lighten the mood that he has similar feelings about you and your self importance.
@Idoleyes : Is the Ungiveaway still on ?
In that case :
My request from this post :-
http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/f-bit...-invite-385242
Hey guys,
I am wondering if anyone could spare one SCC Invite as SCT went down last month. I don't use torrents that frequently but was a regular at SCT. ;)
I could show the Ratios for BitmeTV, TT and ThePlace because those are the only torrent sites that I use. And that is why I am looking to get into SCC. :unsure:
I got similar feedbacks that SCC is the best alternative after SCT and hence requesting an Invite. :)
Well I am not sure if they are offering any Invites or if some member have it or anything.
So I'd appreciate a Invite if possible; and if not then its perfectly alright. :D
Regards,
I see some problems here...
1) You did not even acknowledge me frog joke. :dry:
2) Honestly, that is the only thing I really cared about, but you get bulleted points anyway.
3) What kind of member would you be on site-x if you cannot be bothered to post a meaningful, themed, yet random video (or pic if you are truly lazy) in this thread?
4 We appreciate quotes, but you only quoted yourself from last year. Aren't we supposed to forget everything that happened last year? I think there is a song to that effect...
5. I am as for eating poisoned fish as the next guy, but I do find that when I have money I eat better than those who do not. Especially when there are no more fish!
6. Rivers are greatly overrated. Sometimes they aren't even fun to swim in. Do you realize that fish piss (and worse) in the water. Yuck. I'll take a well-maintained swimming pool any day.
7. Trees are cool as long as people put them in proper locations. Just think about how many people die each year due to the careless placing of trees. Remember- Only you can plant a tree in a safe location.
I suppose that the ungiveaway is open until it closes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Saroman
OK Saroman here are my thoughts on the matter. First let me say you seem like a nice guy.I r checked your profile on FunEnclave an it gives me some reassurance that you aren't just all about getting into tracker X.That said I see several sticking points with filling this request.
1. the old trading thing .I don't really care that you traded a couple of years ago( although there is some evidence that you got into ScT through it) but it raises the possibility in my mind that you might do it again in the future or might still be doing it under another guise someplace else ( of course even with someone with no history of trading this is always a consideration).
2. Some of your more recent posts .You asked for (and received ) several good general trackers that you now apparently aren't connected with anymore.Also you disavow being at otherslike KG and goem which to my knowledge don't disable for inactivity.This again doesn't instill any confidence in your honesty.Quote:
for BitmeTV, TT and ThePlace because those are the only torrent sites that I use
3.As MBM humorously attempted to explain ,your request.
Besides the facts that you didn't deem it important enough to write another one but merely copy and pasted the old one or that you "don't use torrents very often" so a top site is hardly a necessity ,you have offered me no reason other than "it's like ScT" why you want to be a member at that particular site ( which imo is inferior to several less "elite" places .But then again I was never a big fan of ScT either.)
This isn't a straight out " not now , not ever " statement by me but I would appreciate a little more assurance/backstory if you want me to consider your request a little more seriously.
@ MBM the worst thing is trees near rivers.Especially the conifers lurking there all prickly like .
If I have learned anything from my years in themental institutioncountry , never turn your back on a Douglas Fir .Never turn your back mate.:(
Absolutely! Whoever planted those prickly, i-want-to-ruin-your-whole-day-of-swimming trees right on the edge of the water (not so coincidentally, where people have the least amount of protection from such green harbingers of pain), did so out of sheer spite!Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
As a cyclist, I do not have to tell you of the dangers that exist on paths. What is the one thing most likely to cause you to suddenly change direction (even though you have been comfortably enjoying a nice straight ride? A tree. And what if you deny this tree's "I was here first attitude?", you are made a mockery of...yeah.
I could go on, and on, here. Cars and trees (it's always the car's fault, isn't it? Houses and trees (they just come right in uninvited sometimes- rude!) They make use of sewer lines without even politely asking, "hey, mind if I...?". Again, rude!
Trees seem to be slowly, and quietly winning the war. It's natural enemy, the beaver, is almost extinct. Must be nice if you are a tree. Without this natural predator to keep things in balance, who will save us? Woodchucks? Hardly. How much can they do anyway? Lumberjacks? Canada doesn't even have any left.
This may seem drastic, but I believe I have made my points. We need to cut down all "naturally" grown trees (you know, the ones that have just sprung up here and there, without any real design. Trees need to be placed in orderly, clean rows. I do not care if we have to cut every tree off the side of a mountain- this must be done! In there place, we will plant much smaller, less deadly, and intrusive trees. These trees must be kept in line, or there will be, once again, the chaos that we now face. I will also argue that once these trees reach the age of 10, they, then, be removed, and a new generation of non-dangerous trees be put in their places as well.
This "quiet killer" has lurked for far too long. Some of these trees have been looming over us for decades. Isn't it about time we put an end to their plotting once and for all?
Must point this out just had some seriously good weed right now and am feeling fucking amazing!
Okay...I was lurking, as I do so well. I saw the pic kush posted and I had to go to that site...
The pic on the opeing page made my sides hurt and hunt for my inhaler...Thanks kush...
http://www.lolwigger.com/images/BunkBeds.jpg
Btw, I have a curiosity question here...Since this thread has opened, how many invites (or approximate) have you issued?
As you mentioned Trading can always be an issue regardless of previous history and as you mentioned yes, I did trade few years back. But what I can assure you is that No I don't trade anymore, nor do I want to.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I am not going to be sugary about what I traded and why I won't or anything. Just the straight shot fact that - Neither do I have the time nor the motivation to waste on mindless trading/bargaining/arguing etc. Because after all we need to differentiate between NEEDS and WANTS.
I am a member of several Technical forums, General forums, Trading forums, Sports forums Fun forums etc. I try to visit these as and when the time permits or depending on my mood. Besides I am taking a full time management degree which eats up my day from 9 AM - 9 PM so yes I don't actually have much time to UTILIZE all of the trackers that I have/had got.Quote:
2. Some of your more recent posts .You asked for (and received ) several good general trackers that you now apparently aren't connected with anymore.Also you disavow being at otherslike KG and goem which to my knowledge don't disable for inactivity.This again doesn't instill any confidence in your honesty.Quote:
for BitmeTV, TT and ThePlace because those are the only torrent sites that I use
Now in terms of usage of trackers - Initially I had 2mbps Download speed with no cap so I had the liberty to use the tracker as and when I wished. But now I have 20 GB limit/month (10 GB - Day + 10 GB - Night), So I only have tracker that I NEED or which I intend to use regularly.
Firstly, I appreciate your candor and the extra effort that you took to carefully explain; why you think that I shouldn't have the invite.Quote:
3.As MBM humorously attempted to explain ,your request.
Besides the facts that you didn't deem it important enough to write another one but merely copy and pasted the old one or that you "don't use torrents very often" so a top site is hardly a necessity ,you have offered me no reason other than "it's like ScT" why you want to be a member at that particular site ( which imo is inferior to several less "elite" places .But then again I was never a big fan of ScT either.)
This isn't a straight out " not now , not ever " statement by me but I would appreciate a little more assurance/backstory if you want me to consider your request a little more seriously.
But regarding me not rewriting the request - my opinion is that its just another tracker and a community associated with it. There are much more important things in life apart from this.
I was peeved when the ScT was taken off, because I used to be a regular there and I liked the tracker both in terms of speed and content. But I didn't have the urgent need for another tracker, So didn't look for the replacement then. Few weeks ago I thought it would be nice to have SCC now that there is no ScT so I decided to post a simple enough request on FST with
I believe intention counts more than the expression associated with it. I have been a member here long time and I have seen my share of requests and I know to what extent people go while expressing their LOVE towards the tracker and how it would make their life.
And again I would reiterate SCC or any other Tracker/Forum etc is just another source of download and a community associated with it - with whom we share few things, learn few things and humor around.
Its not like our life depends on it. :)
@MBT :- lol I read your frog joke and I didn't get it so may be I am just not used to the humor around here. :P
Oh btw appreicated the Bullet points though ;) :whistling
Hey mate. Please hook me up with a TheVault invite! :P Need it for my tech class this Winter semester.