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Do electron shells hatch into electron chickens?
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Do electron shells hatch into electron chickens?
only if they know why they crossed the Rhode(island Red)
why don't we win more medal at diving when all those forwards are available?
They can dive well but it is all about the style and technical points
Do rocking chairs like classical?
yes you sit in one when you start listening to highbrow music
do automatic cars need passengers?
Only if they want to use the car share lane
When roads lead to nowhere is there a really big car park at the end?
it is like a Saturday morning, nowhere to park
is it true the only thing a politician stands for is an election?
I think it makes it easier to drink coffee in the upright position
Does a spot light only work if you have acne?
I`m just making `em up, Bob - you are hard to compete against but is fun you old fart :) keep `em going.
only if the doc tells you to apply a light application of cream
why is there not a traffic jam at stop signs. there is no sign to tell you to continue.:unsure:
We all preserve the right when it comes to jams
Is a 360% turn an O turn or is it 2x a U?
depends if you have the correct degrees
is a protractor just for a professional farmer?
If they angle it correctly they can make it all the way to an enterprise tractor
Do black holes come in other colours?
do you mean is there various colours of holes
once you reach warp factor do you need to iron out the warp
Not unless the nay cells our out of alignment
Where do all the waves dissipate to?
they stay on the shore when the tide is coming in they go back out to sea when the tide is going out. I blame the moon
where should we go to see houses on stilts?
Acrobatland ((C) Adobe). It is a place that all circus folk go on holiday to. Mimes are banned I believe although balloon artists with appropriate visa are allowed
If you fly inverted who is the wrong way up, the plane or the ground?
the pilot, the rest is immatreacle
are acrobats constipated when they need to take summer salts?
A timely expel, just at the right moment, may well take them to gold (or at least brown)
If you had a 'light' lunch does that make your poo float?
no but you may need to go to the doctor to find out watts wrong
if you have fluid on the brain will a tap on the head cure it?
will not cure but draught is cheaper than bottled so you`ll feel less bad in the wallet
Is the font of all knowledge Aerial or Courier?
depends on what type you are
are the public caged or the animals caged at the zoo?
But are we all in a zoo already, so the animal zoo is just a concept for us humans when we are actually being observed in our own little galaxy fishtank. I blame E.T. and the speak and spell corporation for not knowing how to spell colour
If a lightwave was Mexican would it jump up 'n' down in the seat?
it would need a tidal wave to move a Mexican
does a hose pipe ban play Handel's water music
No but my tap does however prefer some soft rock.
If you tap a conversation and leak the information do you need a legal plumber?
not if you flood the papers with fake news
if an electrician gives you a shocking bill has he failed?
If the amplitude of the bill was low enough it`ll just burn a bit but you`ll get over it.
Why are radioactive particles given a half life, is it because we generally can`t x2 to work out when they really die?
50% of us are given a half life, the other half tell us what to do.
who collected all the animals for Noah?
Was not so much the collection but those that managed to pass customs
Do golf balls like it in the rough or prefer to be sunk?
I don't like golf balls, I cant dance.
are they called caddies because of tees?
I`ve watched Caddyshack (therefore an expert) and there was no tea just TNT
When my grass grows over 3" long is it an illegal blade (UK thing)?
you will need to go on a corridor train to smoke it
is the grate wall of china made of cheese?
Only if the breaches were made in Switzerland
Should I increase my house insurance due to my kitchen having a sinkhole?
no, they will knife you in the back and you will be forced to fork up
will my vote make any difference if I write none of the above?
They`ll just take the one below anyway
If you throw a coin into a gravity well do you get a wish or certain death for being far too close?
you are supposed to let it go
if you lose a lot of weight where does it go?
Into another being's body.
Why fat guys are considered impotent?
Yer mum's vast experience is still not sufficient to make such a conclusion.
When you wish upon a star, how many years does it take for that wish to reach the star?
Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Haters always find a way to hate!
The correct answer is:
"When the watermelon is baked, the haulm dries out!"
If haters didn't hate wouldn't they be called something else?Quote:
Originally Posted by dion09529Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Haters always find a way to hate!
The correct answer is:
"When the watermelon is baked, the haulm dries out!"
I don't hate yer mum-- I think she provides a much-needed service to the obese, sickly, elderly, and homeless at far below market rates.Quote:
Originally Posted by dion09529Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Haters always find a way to hate!
There was no question so here is an equal answer:
Q: If I mount my big TV on the wall can I make at least a 14" offspring for table top use?