Feel free to use it as your sig.
No need to worry about impinging upon my artistic integrity.
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Feel free to use it as your sig.
No need to worry about impinging upon my artistic integrity.
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happy burfdhey bo, you fuck! :smilie4:
thnx:lookaroun
Happy Birthday, Peabody.
They can kill our children, but they'll never kill the craic. :smilie4:
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I might consider telling you what you're looking at if you tell me what I'm looking at.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
This post.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyI might consider telling you what you're looking at if you tell me what I'm looking at.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Now dish the dirt, lobster boi.
That looks like it might be some type of animal cack, and you haven't disclosed which. My explanation will be mundane (you're familiar with that), so don't get your hopes up.Quote:
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Happybirthdaysup.
Happy birthday bo lock face
Au contraire, my hopes of a beacon of win emerging from the depths of the bored remain as high as eliciting a vestige of humanity from broken members such as your good self.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyThat looks like it might be some type of animal cack, and you haven't disclosed which. My explanation will be mundane (you're familiar with that), so don't get your hopes up.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I'm just that kind of guy.
Yet you still don't disclose the type of wanker, manker, tit for tat.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerAu contraire, my hopes of a beacon of win emerging from the depths of the bored remain as high as eliciting a vestige of humanity from broken members such as your good self.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I'm just that kind of guy.
Disappointing as it may be, it's just your average common or garden human penis.
It looked a bit like a forearm to me with the tip replaced with your lobster claw but unmistakeably human, so I thought :unsure:
If you think that's garden variety, I'd recommend you a visit to the dermatologist... or urologist, I don't really know. Or maybe I'm the odd one out, and having a big tan beautiful member is abnormal.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
As for mine, it was the way I was holding it. Imagine shoving the side of your phone into the mouth of this:
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/5055/handpuppet.jpg
Then what happens? Hurry up you dirty bitch
Crustacean hands and the cawk of a Mexican.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Do you have any other super-powers?
He's got eyeballs on his wanking hand, does that count?Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerCrustacean hands and the cawk of a Mexican.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Do you have any other super-powers?
Yes, yes it does.
You could look around corners and dangle your hand underneath a table to see up girls' skirts and watch yourself taking a shit and all sorts :eyebrows:
My thighs are pale white, but my ball bag is tanner than any Mexican (cock only having your average Mexican tan). I used to ask if this was normal, but the responses I got were a mixed bag. I can't for the life of me recall ever exposing my balls to the sun, so I guess my other super-power is that my thighs emit UV light.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerCrustacean hands and the cawk of a Mexican.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Do you have any other super-powers?
Mixed bag :lol:
During these dark months, your thighs could cure enervated enchantresses of their SAD.
It's worth thinking about as a sideline to the card-counting.
Also, you just reminded me of a friend I haven't seen in years. He was doing the same course as me.
His mates came down to visit him and they all called him 'blackcock'. I enquired as to why and his bemused affiliate said it was because he had a black cock.
I asked him for a look and his cock had an unmistakable chestnut hue. He is white. I was shocked.
You're not alone, mackster.
You have almost sold eyes on the hand to me thereQuote:
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You've always struck me as a man who appreciates the finer things in life.Quote:
Originally Posted by BigglesYou have almost sold eyes on the hand to me thereQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
Now I'm just envious. It almost prompts me to say, I want a black cock.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Take off your proxy for a week and continue your usual online activities and you'll most likely get all you can handle :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyNow I'm just envious. It almost prompts me to say, I want a black cock.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I'm pretty sure I have no idea what you just told me to do. Then again, I probably wouldn't have followed the advice.Quote:
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P.S. Do you know of any good black tranny porn?
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Preferably someone that didn't go to my high school. In fact, no one from the states.Quote:
racist
hypocriteQuote:
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Be that as it may, I'm still not touching your beaner peen.
I would expect an avoidance of adventure from the mundane :/Quote:
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Your grooming tactics won't work on me.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyI would expect an avoidance of adventure from the mundane :/Quote:
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You have a straight choice between the impartation of hard cash and auto-fellatio.
One of those puts me in an extremely uncomfortable position.Quote:
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Hey Lion-o, I just learned gray is more your color:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9iKI4tRBdU
Mornin' stalkers :coffee:
Mornin' Barbie
Mornin' 15 year old interwebs fans.
How did he know that you're a fan of 15 year olds, barbs :o
This stalker chap is a menace and he must be stopped.
Is it in Little Miss Sunshine that Alan Arkin advises men to pursue 15-year-old pussy, because it's tight, fresh and unused.
So I guess you've got it right Barbarossa.
I'm not sure where Alan Arkin is from, but it sure isn't South Wales :smilie4:
You people, you'll give stalking a bad name, you mark my words :no:
He's a merkin.Quote:
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