Last one to post wins the internets

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Originally Posted by chavis

The ten year old has just spilled milk on the misuss's laptop. Shorted out the mobo to the max. Dead as fuck.

It's WW3 here and it'll be me who suffers. Wank a doodle do do. :no:

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Mrs. C: "Great, "just great."

She paused


At first I wasn't going to say anything, I closed my eyes, trying to control my breathing.

Mrs. C: What happened" she paused and moistened her lips.

I didn't have anything periodically to kill the pain.

Mrs. C: " Oh #%!8!!!!!!!!!" her voice sounded stunned.

I got up, she told me to sit down, I stood there for a minute, trying to think.

After a moment Tentatively I asked "How long has it been like this?"

Her forehead creased in thought. "I figure you'll be able to fix it?"

"Well, what do we do now" she said trying to conceal her annoyance,

Would you rather work a normal 9-5 five days a week or do a 12 hour shift from 8 and end up working seven days out of every fortnight?

This is the conundrum I'm faced with. I'll let my decision be decided by a common vote.

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Originally Posted by Cheese

Would you rather work a normal 9-5 five days a week or do a 12 hour shift from 8 and end up working seven days out of every fortnight?

This is the conundrum I'm faced with. I'll let my decision be decided by a common vote.

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12 hour shift to the max.

Think of all that free time you could spend pulling your pud, getting wopped, reading comics and posting pish on the internets. Fucking heavenly, that.

week on, week off, ftw.

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Originally Posted by Cheese

Would you rather work a normal 9-5 five days a week or do a 12 hour shift from 8 and end up working seven days out of every fortnight?

This is the conundrum I'm faced with. I'll let my decision be decided by a common vote.

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I've always preferred the efficiency of going to work fewer times. However, there are some issues to take into account:

1. Your age. How much difficulty would you have working a long shift?
2. The type of work. Is this physically demanding? Tedious?
3. Do you have a family that would miss seeing you from 8 to 8 for a number of days?

For most positions, I find a 10 hour, 4 day week to be the best balance.

This needs a poll.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

For most positions, I find a 10 hour, 4 day week to be the best balance.

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Funnily enough, I do have the option of doing a 10 hour shift. Five days one week, three the next. The downside of this shift is it clashes badly with Mrs Cheese's work.

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

week on, week off, ftw.

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Sadly, it's not quite like that. But at least in my mind I can say I only work 6 months of the year.

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Originally Posted by chavis

12 hour shift to the max.

Think of all that free time you could spend pulling your pud, getting wopped, reading comics and posting pish on the internets. Fucking heavenly, that.

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Yeah, but what am I going to do when I'm not working ..?

Sup all, by the way.

Mrs Cheese is out on the lash, so I'm home with some wine, wrestling and the baby. I had best not get anything confused.

Sup sir cheese, of the herd.http://i.imgur.com/LbObB.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/hrP39.jpg

When I'm not working I worry about work,

The Transport is a total nightmare most of the time, looking forward to the next few weeks when the majority of London commute the fuck away and leave us to eat mostly cheese and stuff, mofo's

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Originally Posted by chavis

My grandad started feeding it, and it stayed with him for a few years until it got hit by a truck. He was adamant that the cat was a reincarnation of his wife.

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Did you let him know that when he comes back as a cat you're not going to feed him, but rather taunt small children with his barbed penis?

Alrite, chebus.

A 12 hour shift where you actually have to work for twelve hours sounds horrendous.
What do you do now?

I think I'd choose the 12 hour shifts if you had a job where you didn't have to do much and the 9-5 option if your job was one of those hard ones.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Did you let him know that when he comes back as a cat you're not going to feed him, but rather taunt small children with his barbed penis?

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Heck yeah! If I suddenly stop posting here, and you find a cat on your doorstep, please don't kick me. :w00t:

In other news, when does a beard stop feeling like you're being constantly cunt punched in the face by midgets?

This is getting uncomfortable to the max. Four weeks on Mondaysup. :dabs:

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Originally Posted by chavis

In other news, when does a beard stop feeling like you're being constantly cunt punched in the face by midgets?

This is getting uncomfortable to the max. Four weeks on Mondaysup. :dabs:

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a few weeks for me, like:unsure:

yeah, weren't expecting me to have a beard, were ewes?

beards are a breeding ground for bacteria, domestos kills all germs.

:whistling...................

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

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Originally Posted by chavis

In other news, when does a beard stop feeling like you're being constantly cunt punched in the face by midgets?

This is getting uncomfortable to the max. Four weeks on Mondaysup. :dabs:

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a few weeks for me, like:unsure:

yeah, weren't expecting me to have a beard, were ewes?

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How odd. we three are bearded.

Mine's been on the go since the 1st of the month. Lost the charger for my beard trimmer thing, like.

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

a few weeks for me, like:unsure:

yeah, weren't expecting me to have a beard, were ewes?

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How odd. we three are bearded.

Mine's been on the go since the 1st of the month. Lost the charger for my beard trimmer thing, like.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OclVb7Y8_30

Five minutes 14 seconds.
What do you think I am, some kind of attention span guru.

tl;dw
it's amusing.

I reckon in a couple of days we'll be incontrovertibly drawn to following some kinda celestial body towards a gurney down the backstairs of some hospital shed, where heaves and contorts some bint who says he didn't touch her.

We will be so distracted that we'll even bring her stuff. Prolly a gold mirror that used to belong to Frankenstein or something.

I'll post a pic of my beard if you two will :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by manker

I'll post a pic of my beard if you two will :smilie4:

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Yeah, go right ahead, like. :smilie4:

If it would help motivate you guys, I'm bearded all year round.

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Originally Posted by chavis

I reckon in a couple of days we'll be incontrovertibly drawn to following some kinda celestial body towards a gurney down the backstairs of some hospital shed, where heaves and contorts some bint who says he didn't touch her.

We will be so distracted that we'll even bring her stuff. Prolly a gold mirror that used to belong to Frankenstein or something.

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My builders appear to have left behind some kind of sticky black substance surrounded with what appears to be torn up cigarettes.

Wasn't sure before but now I think it's myrrh :o

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

If it would help motivate you guys, I'm bearded all year round.

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A bearded chemistry teacher.
What are the chances of that, eh.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by chavis

I reckon in a couple of days we'll be incontrovertibly drawn to following some kinda celestial body towards a gurney down the backstairs of some hospital shed, where heaves and contorts some bint who says he didn't touch her.

We will be so distracted that we'll even bring her stuff. Prolly a gold mirror that used to belong to Frankenstein or something.

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My builders appear to have left behind some kind of sticky black substance surrounded with what appears to be torn up cigarettes.

Wasn't sure before but now I think it's myrrh :o

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Smoke the fuck outta that myrrh and post pics.

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Originally Posted by manker

I'll post a pic of my beard if you two will :smilie4:

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Alrighty.

You have to post your lady beard too, Mary :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

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Originally Posted by manker

I'll post a pic of my beard if you two will :smilie4:

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Alrighty.

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Bet you three won't now :emo:

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Oh wait, we didn't agree on the profile of the shot. Fuck it, that's all you get.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Bet you three won't now :emo:

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I've seen a Bigfoot in better focus than that.

In other news, manker is Doctor Who. Woulda thunk it.

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Originally Posted by chavis

In other news, maker is Doctor Who. Woulda thunk it.

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Which one?

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Oh wait, we didn't agree on the profile of the shot. Fuck it, that's all you get.

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The only reason I went for profile is because I have lip aids on the other side. My mam reckons I've been kissing too many girls in the cold weather. So it must be that.

In other news. You're definitely not 60.

I think I'm winning so far because of the bushyness of mine on the side :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by chavis

In other news, maker is Doctor Who. Woulda thunk it.

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Which one?

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The one with the psychedelic scarf.

That's actually my poncho.

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Originally Posted by manker

I think I'm winning so far because of the bushyness of mine on the side :smilie4:

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You're treating your beard as a by product of donothingness. Mine is maintained with 1/8" clippers every other week. So, clearly I'm winning.

P.S. cold sores eh? On your period?