Mines is a bit like Mary Jane's with a bit more grey coming through. I have to shave my neck, though.
Hairy necks are enough to put me off wanking. Even when it's mine.
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Mines is a bit like Mary Jane's with a bit more grey coming through. I have to shave my neck, though.
Hairy necks are enough to put me off wanking. Even when it's mine.
I haven't had a cold sore in about two years. True story. As soon as I started growing it, I got me one.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
You're treating your beard as a by product of donothingness. Mine is maintained with 1/8" clippers every other week. So, clearly I'm winning.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
P.S. cold sores eh? On your period?
How the fuck does that equate, brain? I need to know.
I don't know, manker's has a bit more pizzazz, a little more dainty.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisThe one with the psychedelic scarf.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
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Originally Posted by manker
done:smilie4:
A little more South American, with a lisp.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
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have a grainy pic of the front of my chin.
Needs a trim, like.
Yeah. I keep getting told to shave my neck.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
But like if i'm growing a beard, I'm all in.
I think it'd look beadle-esque if I did the neck shaving thing.
Shaving neck =! fucking itchy, crack addict itchy.
Looks more like a Rorschach test than anything resembling a beard.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
I think I see a vagina :mellow:
says the chap with pubes on his cheek :oQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
I do get them a lot recently :emo:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I even sought medical advice when I was in the doctors for something else, she was all; 'what's your diet like'
So I told her how I'm a vegetarian who doesn't like vegetables but I do eat crisps and drink coffee in work and then have pasta every night.
I put on my coolface and she told me to gtfo.
Basically.
and that is a True Story.
I see a bird's eye view of someone's balding dome, the gentleman looking towards the top of the image.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerLooks more like a Rorschach test than anything resembling a beard.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
I think I see a vagina :mellow:
Vegetarian? Explains the dainty scarf.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Take a proper pic, Bo :fist:
And you, chalice :fist:
It's a poncho, ffs.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
This morning, the missus was all; 'let's go xmas shopping'.
Of course, I said I had far too much work on for such frippery so she went with her sister.
She's just phoned and asked what I was up to so I told her that I've been posting pics of my beard on the interent.
Her reply: 'No need to be so fucking sarcastic all the time, I know you're busy.'
And she hung up :o
While browsing my phone image gallery, found a picture with a bushier beard, as well as me trying to get a 90 degree polish on an ultramicroelectrode tip using 0.05 micron diamond lapping film.
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Originally Posted by manker
Mine's waiting for me to take her to the airport for an international flight. Except she believed me when I explained what I was doing.
That's possibly the greatest masturbation euphemism I've ever come across.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
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It actually looks like you grew a handle-bar moustache before letting the rest of your face hair grow.
I approve :smilie4:
When you put it in that context, it sounds a bit rough. Also, I've never grown out the mustache without an accompanying beard, though the reverse is true. As if I've ever wanted to emulate Magnum Dave.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerThat's possibly the greatest masturbation euphemism I've ever come across.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
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It actually looks like you grew a handle-bar moustache before letting the rest of your face hair grow.
I approve :smilie4:
Bear in mind that this is the first picture I've allowed to be taken of myself in the last ten years. I'm not even joking. Count yourselves honoured, youse cunts.
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You could have splurged and bought yourself a better camera. :blink:
It's the 14 year old's new ipod. Haven't figured out how to work it yet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
I am feeling the honour.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
The shirt under jumper approach is a mode of apparel I also favour when dealing within the cut-throat world in which we move.
As to the beard, it doesn't look grey, mate. It looks tidy but not all that bushy so I think I'm still winning.
in other news; you have an Irish mouth :kiss:
Yeah, you're totally winning. Although, I think Bo might be a contender if he gets around to doing a proper phoatie.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerI am feeling the honour.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
The shirt under jumper approach is a mode of apparel I also favour when dealing within the cut-throat world in which we move.
As to the beard, it doesn't look grey, mate. It looks tidy but not all that bushy so I think I'm still winning.
in other news; you have an Irish mouth :kiss:
You have no fucking idea how difficult it was for me to post that. Not just post that, actually letting a phoatie happen to me. It's never happening again.
Why is it difficult, like.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisYeah, you're totally winning. Although, I think Bo might be a contender if he gets around to doing a proper phoatie.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
You have no fucking idea how difficult it was for me to post that. Not just post that, actually letting a phoatie happen to me. It's never happening again.
I get the posting part, but what's wrong with phoaties in general?
Mary was on the other day about how she wanted to remain anonymous on filesharing sites, which I understand.
But then she posted a pic anyway. Autistics lol.
I don't post many pics here because I don't want someone :earl: recognising me and saying; 'you got like a million posts on the internets lol fag rofl'
Dunno mate, I'm fucking traumatised after that. I feel like I've been raped in the face by a load of beardy fuckers.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerWhy is it difficult, like.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
I get the posting part, but what's wrong with phoaties in general?
Mary was on the other day about how she wanted to remain anonymous on filesharing sites, which I understand.
But then she posted a pic anyway. Autistics lol.
I don't post many pics here because I don't want someone :earl: recognising me and saying; 'you got like a million posts on the internets lol fag rofl'
Just don't like looking at myself. And I definitely don't want other people to look at me for longer than five seconds. I even have trouble with mirrors. I know that's not right, but I can't help it.
Didn't even appear in my sister's wedding phoaties, and I was giving her away, for fuck sake.
Yeah that is a bit weird.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisDunno mate, I'm fucking traumatised after that. I feel like I've been raped in the face by a load of beardy fuckers.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Just don't like looking at myself. And I definitely don't want other people to look at me for longer than five seconds. I even have trouble with mirrors. I know that's not right, but I can't help it.
Didn't even appear in my sister's wedding phoaties, and I was giving her away, for fuck sake.
This would normally be the time where I'd get all nosy and ask a shitload of difficult questions about it.
But I won't :wub:
Suffice is to say that Jim Watt wishes he looked as good as you with a beard.
Speaking of difficult questions, though.
I read the other day on my travels through this very thread that you don't go on family holidays any more.
How the fuck did you manage to swing that.
This summer I wanted to read and relax, you know, like what you're supposed to do on holiday. But no, it was all playing in the pool and going for 'nice walks' and paying for over-priced toasties :dry:
Like anyone's going to recognize me. I just won't post a pic that's also happens to be on facebook. All my flattering photos are on facebook, which just leaves me with shit ones to use wherever I'm to remain anonymous.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
As far as being photographed, those either have to be candid or snapped at my decree; otherwise you're going to get a very angry macky looking at your lens (or hiding from it).
Edit: Yes, I'm calling that an anonymous photo.
Is that why you're just standing there like you're in queue at the bank?Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
I was going for firing squad or 'I have no arms, give me money'.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyIs that why you're just standing there like you're in queue at the bank?Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
One of the possibilities I was going for was "Nazi supervisor", but I had no means of trying to get the attire to fit. Nazi supervisor on an overcast coastal vacation. Nazi supervisor in line at the bank. They're not landing for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Before I deposited my wife at the airport, she did call this the Gay Beard Club. She didn't realize the duplicity of the meaning when she said it.
Yeah, that's not happening, I don't want barbie leaning on one of those things I'm not sure what they are outside my door, smoking a cigarette. :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisYeah, you're totally winning. Although, I think Bo might be a contender if he gets around to doing a proper phoatie.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I don't think Nazis were allowed to have beards, were they? :blink:
Nazi Supervisor target of firing squad would prolly work better.
Paul Blobel disagrees. Heinrich Himmler and Hitler had poor excuses for mustaches, so facial hair was probably not counter to the ideology. Maybe just the rank and file had to shave, i.e. military regulation. In conclusion, chavis, have enough self-respect that you wouldn't be low on the rung, just following orders, like those shaven men.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Just imagine what would happen if Magnum Dave ever teamed up with besmirchin' barbie.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper BoYeah, that's not happening, I don't want barbie leaning on one of those things I'm not sure what they are outside my door, smoking a cigarette. :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
None of us would be safe.
It was a combination of having rambunctious offspring and me having a nervous breakdown cos I had no dope and nowhere to get any for at least two weeks and knowing it. True story.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
We went camping in the south of France a couple of years ago. I'm amazed I made it home. Never putting myself through it again.
http://www.reenactor.net/ww2/article...rance_grm.htmlQuote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyPaul Blobel disagrees. Heinrich Himmler and Hitler had poor excuses for mustaches, so facial hair was probably not counter to the ideology. Maybe just the rank and file had to shave, i.e. military regulation. In conclusion, chavis, have enough self-respect that you wouldn't be low on the rung, just following orders, like those shaven men.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
There now we both know more than we really care to.