life hax ftw :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Even so, if he had some supernatural all powerful superjew on his side, shirley that's just cheating?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
up until the second world war, life was just xbawks
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life hax ftw :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper BoEven so, if he had some supernatural all powerful superjew on his side, shirley that's just cheating?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
up until the second world war, life was just xbawks
Twenty to four.
I live near to Bethlehem .....Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
i often wonder why merkins are all over jebus though
as a people, we don't give a cunting fuck.
i guess it's because they're a relatively new nation and still believe in magic
Well he was one of the greatest americans to ever live, like.
one of my favourite statistics evar is that 7% of americans believe that ice cream is the work of the devil
That's 20 million people.
he was better in lethal weaponQuote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
That was danny glover, mong.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerhe was better in lethal weaponQuote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Here's a little Christmas cheer for all from the Australian BureauQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
of Statistics:
31 Australians have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas
Tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.
19 Australians have died in the last 3 years by eating Christmas
decorations they believed were chocolate.
Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling
incidents.
101 Australians since 1997 have had to have broken parts of plastic
toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.
18 Australians had serious burns in 1998 trying on a new jumper
with a lit cigarette in their mouth.
:glag:
pretty sure i've just worked out what chavis looks like:smilie4:
Sorry about the wandering eye Chav....
:lol:
I wish I looked like that. I'd go on tv and make a fortune. I actually did feel like that last night. I was wop the dead donkey all over the place.
:glagpinch:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper BoWith barbie's interweb stalkery know-how and Magnum Dave being free to leave the house unattended after dark, they'd be unstoppable :oQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
Top of the league :happy:
mon the arse
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If you actually ponder this, I could answer it for you. Naturally, there's a longer explanation with more variables, but I'll go ahead and give you the one word answer:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Revivalism
Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyIf you actually ponder this, I could answer it for you. Naturally, there's a longer explanation with more variables, but I'll go ahead and give you the one word answer:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Revivalism
You neglected another important word 'Texans'. :blink:
Yeah, but it doesn't matter which state or city you live in, there's always a church within walking distance. It may not belong the particular sect of your cult, but it's there. I would take the opportunity to rehash everything I learned in studying religion in the U.S., but I really don't think it'd be of much interest.Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisQuote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
You neglected another important word 'Texans'. :blink:
I don't know what that is.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyIf you actually ponder this, I could answer it for you. Naturally, there's a longer explanation with more variables, but I'll go ahead and give you the one word answer:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Revivalism
Google failed me as the links provided looked as if they had too many words in them.
I do ponder it occasionally. Although I suspect that true understanding of its root would mean I'd have I'd have to go deeper into the subject than my attention span on the matter would allow.
The First Great Awakening and the Second Great AwakeningQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_revival
Aaahhhhh Bourbon & Dry, you now all seem much more warm & fuzzy.....
flowesup.
Wurks do today, so I'm taking the hawt burds to Swansea and I'm getting them shitfaced :smilie4:
Some of you may recall my Batman costume of yesteryear. This year I couldn't be fucked so I just bought everyone a santa hat.
I think it's for the best - have you ever tried to get a secretary out of a super-hero costume when she's unconscious.
smoked wai too much weed last night, sat at my desk now and not everything seems to be as it would seem, as it were... :ermm:
Attachment 95462Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
I thought my joke was funny:dry:
It's all about persistence, effster.Quote:
Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles
In other news, I've just updated firefox and I can't see my cursor so I'm essentially typing it blind.
What the fuck is that all about you fucking internets cunts?
Fill it in with whiteout if it bothers you. True Jedi masters use transparent cursors.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
It's around about this time that one starts wondering whether manker crossed the pubicon with one of them hawt burds wot he was getting shitfaced yesterday, and hasn't made it home, or he's too ashamed to post or too delighted to post or some wondrous amalgam of everything I've just said.
He can't lose really, can he.
I wish Christmas would come and go already. :dabs:
That's what she said!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHA HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :mellow:
:ermm:
You're not a Christmas fan either? The whole country comes to a standstill for whole week. Beaches are packed, pubs are overflowing and brawls are endless.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
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Originally Posted by Mr. MulderThat's what she said!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHA HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :mellow:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
F-f-f-f-f-fuck you?Quote:
Anyone have any experience with snowboarding goggles?
I'm considering a pair of Smith Stance goggles (formerly Fuse) as I already have a Smith Variant Brim helmet. They have that ventilation system that works together so it seems sensible enough.
I really hope that's all a euphemism.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
Nope. I guess I could ask on some snowboarding board (:smilie4:) but I'm sick of registering on websites due to Christmas shopping and I'd prolly just get a bunch of 'dude' and 'stoked' type comments. I can't really be arsed with any of that.