You'd be negative too, if you had to walk around looking like Sarah Jessica Parker all the time...
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Why do monkeys fling poop & masturbate so much?
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You'd be negative too, if you had to walk around looking like Sarah Jessica Parker all the time...
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Why do monkeys fling poop & masturbate so much?
Good gawd she's fugly.
Skip to 0:30.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...uiQc8d97s#t=31
Because they can.Quote:
Why do monkeys fling poop & masturbate so much?
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What's your favorite of the deadly sins?
Morgan Freeman, of course. He's the deadliest sin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8m69o_1PoQ
What's that smell?
Your potty needs to be emptied
where did I leave my hearing aid, glasses etc?
The hooker stole them along with your wallet. :P
What's for dinner?
depends how much I make begging.
Is Kentucky still a dry state?
Actually no, it rained there yesterday.
What North American U.S. state is the southern most and what city makes that claim?
Mexico.
...do they have "cities" there, or just old wooden buildings, tumbleweeds, and unnamed strangers passing through? :unsure:
they are building cities for the days when gringos start heading south.
Where is the land of milk and honey?
Wherever a cow lands with a bee hive up it's butt.
How much success is too much success?