Myers-Briggs personality test

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Originally Posted by Darth Cicero

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Women like to talk stuff through because we're basically autistic savants, and we'd shit fucking bricks if we ever thought our object of fixation wasn't as significant as the time and effort we put into it. Men never doubt themselves in that way because they've evolved to the point where they're never wrong. Alphas.

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Your sentence had some syntactic issues. I attended to them. I'm happy to get paid in butt plug pictures. Please include pieces of paper with the butt plug names written on them in said pictures.

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You can have them, but you'll be surgically removing them from your anus.

Sweeet. Just watched my dad prove incapable of operating the V+ box, then throw the remote at my mum who promptly worked it for him. His response? Some defensive bollocks about how everyone and thing else was wrong but him. Alpha behaviour at its finest :happy:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I've been having cream teas in the countryside and not worrying at all about being bummed.

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That's the most interesting butt plug insertion euphemism I've ever heard.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by Darth Cicero

Your sentence had some syntactic issues. I attended to them. I'm happy to get paid in butt plug pictures. Please include pieces of paper with the butt plug names written on them in said pictures.

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You can have them, but you'll be surgically removing them from your anus.

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I actually get the feeling from the overall tone of his posts, that his anus is a well traveled road, and may require no surgery at all. :blink:

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Originally Posted by Artemis

I actually get the feeling from the overall tone of his posts, that his anus is a well traveled road, and may require no surgery at all. :blink:

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I get the same feeling. I have a strong suspicion that road requires traction devices -such as studded snow tires, or the "vehicle" will simply spin out.

Scar tissue is abnormally smooth, this is a fact.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Scar tissue is abnormally smooth, this is a fact.

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I had a friend who was run over by a tractor, it lost traction and the wheel spun on his skin. He survived but the resulting scarring was anything but smoothe. So although the tissue itself maybe smoothe the scar mass itself is anything but.

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Originally Posted by Artemis

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Scar tissue is abnormally smooth, this is a fact.

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I had a friend who was run over by a tractor, it lost traction and the wheel spun on his skin. He survived but the resulting scarring was anything but smoothe. So although the tissue itself maybe smoothe the scar mass itself is anything but.

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That's what I meant, try running him over with a smaller tractor. However, this might be the wrong vehicle for comparison, as you're all insinuating that Darth had a train run on him.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by Artemis

I had a friend who was run over by a tractor, it lost traction and the wheel spun on his skin. He survived but the resulting scarring was anything but smoothe. So although the tissue itself maybe smoothe the scar mass itself is anything but.

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That's what I meant, try running him over with a smaller tractor. However, this might be the wrong vehicle for comparison, as you're all insinuating that Darth had a train run on him.

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Here's an image for you that ticks all the boxes. Simply set up a cam on the P.T.O. of a tractor, attach a rod to the cam and then put a nice big fat dildo on the end of the rod. Then simply back the tractor upto and into Darthy and let her rip. :thumbsup: