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Originally Posted by manker

It's taken me until now to realise that you wrote it because it looks like rap lyrics - and you're asian :crazy:
I'm sure it's excellent but I've got this irrational hatred thing going on regarding poetry.

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You don't know Baby Got Back?
I've got a treat for you... my total humiliation

I couldn't play the song and record at the same time (would block out my laptop microphone if the sound got too loud), so I had to go a cappella and mix with a karaoke version. Beyond the white, a rap travesty.

http://toofiles.com/a/287464.html
password is mary

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Originally Posted by McMacky

Spew the bile like he's got tourette'

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Money shot right there. :lol:

*EDIT* Somewhere in England, Dave is dancing in his tighty whiteys to your serenade.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

I couldn't play the song and record at the same time (would block out my laptop microphone if the sound got too loud), so I had to go a cappella and mix with a karaoke version. Beyond the white, a rap travesty.

http://toofiles.com/a/287464.html
password is mary

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:glag: :lol:
I have no idea why you would do this, but I'm glad you did.





/saved :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

I couldn't play the song and record at the same time (would block out my laptop microphone if the sound got too loud), so I had to go a cappella and mix with a karaoke version. Beyond the white, a rap travesty.

http://toofiles.com/a/287464.html
password is mary

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:glag: :lol:
I have no idea why you would do this, but I'm glad you did.





/saved :smilie4:

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I revel in self pity and loathing just as much as I revel in self glorification. The way I see it, I can't lose unless I'm average.

But then again, being average would be a disappointment so it cycles back around.

So basically you can't help but to be happy with your daily feats.

I think Squeams is going to haul you back into her orrifice for this.

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Originally Posted by ckrit

Have you ever heard of the infinite monkey theorem?

I have this theory that while you might need an infinity for a monkey to do Shakespeare, it would take a crack team of bonobos considerably less to do dave.

Perhaps as little as five minutes.

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You may be able to considerably speed up the process if you put the team of bonobos on crack? :blink:

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

I just want to say that I very much dislike 'qft'. Posterity/posteriority

I like posteriority and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a post comes in with a zany bit of waste
And throws crazy in your face
You quote for fun, wanna play it rough
'Cause you notice that post was fucked
Deep in his thoughts you're glaring
You're hooked and you keep comparing
Oh baby, I wanna play with you
And snap this picture
Then homeboy tries to warn me
That he has content even though he's corny
Ooh, Dave's a cruisin'
You say he's following my Benz?
Well, abuse me, abuse me
'Cause you can't even harsh me smoothly
I've seen him prancin'
To hell with prose stancin'
He's weak, upset,
Spew the bile like he's got tourette'
I'm tired of Dave's routine
Sayin' the opposite of what he means
Take his average lie and throw it back
He gets a panic attack
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Does Dave show his paranoia (Hell yeah!)
So just quote it! (Quote it!) Quote it! (Quote it!)
Quote that ragin' nut!
Posterity got yo' back!

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

I couldn't play the song and record at the same time (would block out my laptop microphone if the sound got too loud), so I had to go a cappella and mix with a karaoke version. Beyond the white, a rap travesty.

http://toofiles.com/a/287464.html
password is mary

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:fear: :balustrade:

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Originally Posted by manker

So basically you can't help but to be happy with your daily feats.

I think Squeams is going to haul you back into her orrifice for this.

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This sequence played through my head as I read that:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSa49wCb6TI

And she was going about overt femininity not being aggressive.