Bored gheymes

Although in Meg's case, evil and ghey would be more accurate.:)

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Frankly I lost track of how many moves this is except I'm pretty sure I gave up caring about the time my brain stood up and hit me in the face.

h5 to f3
e2 to f4
a4 to a8
g6 to g5
b4 to b7
f4 to d3
c5 to b6
f7 to b7
b6 to b7
h2 to b8
a8 to b8
d3 to c5
b7 to a7
h2 to G6
f5 to e7
g6 to g7
d8 to h8
g7 to f7
h8 to h7

Btw If that adds up to 19 or some of the moves are labelled wrong it's because I can't read what I originally wrote down since I'm attempting to play fucking chess and scribble shit at the same time and fuck you as I don't see anyone else doing this.

I would attribute it to no one being both smart and dumb enough to try but let's face it the real reason is that they're a bunch of evil cunts and we both know it.

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By the coordinates, I'm pretty sure this means that you suck at Battleship. :idunno:

I'm not saying that Meg is ghey but he tried his hand at marathoning and when when he blew spectacularly it took place in the restroom before the start.:mellow:

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Frankly I lost track of how many moves this is except I'm pretty sure I gave up caring about the time my brain stood up and hit me in the face.

h5 to f3
e2 to f4
a4 to a8
g6 to g5
b4 to b7
f4 to d3
c5 to b6
f7 to b7
b6 to b7
h2 to b8
a8 to b8
d3 to c5
b7 to a7
h2 to G6
f5 to e7
g6 to g7
d8 to h8
g7 to f7
h8 to h7

Btw If that adds up to 19 or some of the moves are labelled wrong it's because I can't read what I originally wrote down since I'm attempting to play fucking chess and scribble shit at the same time and fuck you as I don't see anyone else doing this.

I would attribute it to no one being both smart and dumb enough to try but let's face it the real reason is that they're a bunch of evil cunts and we both know it.

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I can't believe you actually tried it. It would've been madness to find out the perfect moves.
Props to you for having this perseverance.

This is the Immortal Problem composed in 1851 by Konrad Bayer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9AdR6f0td8

Conrad Bayer seems to have been kind of a dick.

Also I can't see how a puzzle like this is realistic because it assumes the moves that the opposing player will make.
I'm no "prize winning problemist" but I still know that you can even assume that a person is not going to step out in front of a car.

Taking that into account and "cheating" like Bayer did then I going to assume that black makes the worst moves possible and I can probably checkmate in considerably less with equally as much point, that being none.

Life is so much easier when you assume the role of God.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

I'm not saying that Meg is ghey but he tried his hand at marathoning and when when he blew spectacularly it took place in the restroom before the start.:mellow:

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Ghey jokes?! How 2015... :dry:

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Don't get mad at me for merely vocalizing what your kids are thinking.

How's the love life, Romeo? Protein shakes for one by candlelight, or microwaving Tofurkey through tears?

You try to make it sound like that's a bad thing.:unsure:

Anyway I forgive you for your callousness.Let us rebond over this video which you won't watch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoCB90wi2pE