How To Get To Heaven When You Die

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03-31-2008, 04:16 PM
xfrodobagginsx

Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die

If it's such torcher for you, why do you read them? Also, the truth convicts the heart...the bible says:

Heb 4:12 For the word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any twoedged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart.
03-31-2008, 04:18 PM
J-dye

Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die

did you read the god delusion ?
03-31-2008, 04:19 PM
J-dye

Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die

i use bible for toilet paper
03-31-2008, 04:21 PM
Snee

Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die

frodo, ffs, people like you ruin free speech for the rest of us.

You suck.

Stop bumping this peace of shit thread.
03-31-2008, 07:52 PM
kaffeine

Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die

Quote:

Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx

If it's such torcher for you, why do you read them? Also, the truth convicts the heart...

I like reading everyone else's posts taking the shit out of you, not your bible mumbo jumbo crap.

http://xs125.xs.to/xs125/08141/failed_please_die185.jpg
04-03-2008, 12:44 PM
xfrodobagginsx

Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die

Link to a guy who says he went to hell and back.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5910699532828872069&q=%22to+hell+and+back%22&total=417&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0
04-03-2008, 12:56 PM
Biggles

Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die

Quote:

Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx

Link to a guy who says he went to hell and back.

I got lost and ended up in Corby too.
04-03-2008, 01:47 PM
Barbarossa

Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die

Quote:

Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx

Link to a guy who says he went to hell and back.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5910699532828872069&q=%22to+hell+and+back%22&total=417&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

Is it meatloaf?
04-03-2008, 04:34 PM
Proper Bo

Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biggles

Quote:

Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx

Link to a guy who says he went to hell and back.

I got lost and ended up in Corby too.

:lol::earl:
04-05-2008, 04:35 AM
sanjana

Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die

When I heard this... the first thing that flashed my mind is this...

Everyone wants to go to heaven but no one wants to die.... Quote best describes this situation.
04-05-2008, 01:35 PM
Proper Bo

Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die

Quote:

Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx

If it's such torcher for you, why do you read them? Also, the truth convicts the heart...the bible says:

Heb 4:12 For the word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any twoedged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart.

i just noticed that gem, hobbitsex is genius.:glag:
04-05-2008, 01:38 PM
Biggles

Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die

Quote:

Originally Posted by Proper Bo

Quote:

Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx

If it's such torcher for you, why do you read them? Also, the truth convicts the heart...the bible says:

Heb 4:12 For the word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any twoedged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and internets of the heart.

i just noticed that gem, hobbitsex is genius.:glag:

Word association football flames = torches Fact!

Fixed a bit for him too :)
04-06-2008, 02:47 AM
xfrodobagginsx

Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die

Please take the time to read this first post and pray that prayer to God at the bottom of it if you haven't yet
04-06-2008, 02:29 PM
thewizeard

Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die

Quote:

Originally Posted by sanjana

When I heard this... the first thing that flashed my mind is this...

Everyone wants to go to heaven but no one wants to die.... Quote best describes this situation.

I don't want to go to heaven.
04-06-2008, 02:34 PM
tralalala

Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die

can i have a summarization of the last 4 pages, please? like.
04-06-2008, 03:04 PM
Biggles

Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die

Quote:

Originally Posted by tralalala

can i have a summarization of the last 4 pages, please? like.

Religion is torcher....

apparently :idunno:
04-06-2008, 04:10 PM
tralalala

Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die

Fair enough. What type of torch though?
04-06-2008, 06:17 PM
Biggles

Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die

Olympic judging by the fuss people make
04-06-2008, 07:06 PM
Mr JP Fugley

Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biggles

Olympic judging by the fuss people make

:drummer:
04-06-2008, 07:08 PM
Snee

Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biggles

Olympic judging by the fuss people make

Have to give Zeus his due :idunno:
04-06-2008, 07:08 PM
Biggles

Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biggles

Olympic judging by the fuss people make

:drummer:

:shifty: I thought only proper to be topical.

Fantastic pro-Tibet demo the Chinese staged today btw.
04-10-2008, 05:29 AM
xfrodobagginsx

Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die

Link to a guy who says he went to hell and back.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5910699532828872069&q=%22to+hell+and+back%22&total=417&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0
04-10-2008, 06:43 AM
thewizeard

Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die

Quote:

Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx

Link to a guy who says he went to hell and back.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...arch&plindex=0

Still bumping this old thread? :) You never really give an answer and ignore the difficult questions and parts.
04-10-2008, 07:05 AM
chalice

Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die

Quote:

Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx

Link to a guy who says he went to hell and back.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5910699532828872069&q=%22to+hell+and+back%22&total=417&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

Frodo, you've already posted that you fucking cock-knocker.

:sleep1:
04-10-2008, 08:51 AM
Biggles

Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die

Quote:

Originally Posted by chalice

Quote:

Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx

Link to a guy who says he went to hell and back.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5910699532828872069&q=%22to+hell+and+back%22&total=417&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

Frodo, you've already posted that you fucking cock-knocker.

:sleep1:

I know - that is twice I have had to ignore it.
04-10-2008, 01:43 PM
AlexDombroff

Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die

I believe there is only heaven and no hell. Just don't think there will be hell and all will be ok.
04-10-2008, 02:02 PM
clocker

Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die

Why are you still living then?
04-10-2008, 04:50 PM
Mr JP Fugley

Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die

Quote:

Originally Posted by clocker

Why are you still living then?

:lol::earl:

Harshly humorous
04-11-2008, 09:19 PM
Imagine_If

Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die

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Originally Posted by AlexDombroff

I believe there is only heaven and no hell. Just don't think there will be hell and all will be ok.

The important thing is to remember that at the very moment when you " pass on" That's when it counts.
04-11-2008, 09:38 PM
clocker

Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die

It's also important to remember that good sentences make sense.
04-11-2008, 09:43 PM
Biggles

Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die

Quote:

Originally Posted by clocker

It's also important to remember that good sentences make sense.

It is more mystical if doesn't make sense.
04-11-2008, 11:20 PM
clocker

Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die

Which explains why followers are still trying to decipher what the Bible and the Koran are really telling them.

Bad writing guarantees longevity, I guess.
04-11-2008, 11:21 PM
chalice

Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die

Quote:

Originally Posted by clocker

Which explains why followers are still trying to decipher what the Bible and the Koran are really telling them.

Bad writing guarantees longevity, I guess.

Stephen King is testament to that
04-11-2008, 11:24 PM
Mr JP Fugley

Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die

Quote:

Originally Posted by clocker

It's also important to remember that good sentences make sense.

Indeed, one must always consider the sin tax.
04-11-2008, 11:26 PM
chalice

Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

Quote:

Originally Posted by clocker

It's also important to remember that good sentences make sense.

Indeed, one must always consider the sin tax.

If you were within reach, I'd slap your Scottish face.

And you'd let me.

For shame.
04-12-2008, 09:41 AM
Mr JP Fugley

Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die

Quote:

Originally Posted by chalice

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

Indeed, one must always consider the sin tax.

If you were within reach, I'd slap your Scottish face.

And you'd let me.

For shame.

I know, but somebody had to do it.
04-16-2008, 05:33 AM
xfrodobagginsx

Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die

Quote:

Originally Posted by thewizeard

Quote:

Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx

Link to a guy who says he went to hell and back.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...arch&plindex=0

Still bumping this old thread? :) You never really give an answer and ignore the difficult questions and parts.

I don't purposefully ignore any question. Ask away. If the truth is on your side, what do you have to fear???? If it's not... you had better change your understanding.
04-16-2008, 08:47 AM
J-dye

Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die

:pinch::pinch::pinch::pinch::pinch::pinch::pinch::pinch::pinch::pinch::pinch::pinch::pinch::pinch:
04-16-2008, 12:01 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die

meh
04-16-2008, 02:17 PM
Sanka113

Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die

It's pretty simple really. Take Route 66 until it turns into route 66, power on your flux capacitor , then BOOM.... Your in heaven. Not that hard.

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