Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

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Originally Posted by manker

Ben is so fucking posh :o

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Are you phoning people up from the interwebs again? Didn't you learn your lesson from that time when you phoned JP?

In other news why does my daughter like Bridge to Terabithia so much? It's a fucking awfully depressing film on every level imaginable.

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I quite like phoning people from the internets :happy:
JP is an exception, a truly h4r5h bar-steward who said I sounded like a girl - but I don't, he was just being Scotch. I've got a deeply masculine throaty voice.
Don't I, ben :unsure:

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Originally Posted by manker

While I've got your attention, what do you think about my assertion regarding apostrophes at the start of sentences:
If you are to apostrophicise a letter, or letters, at the beginning of a word and that word starts a sentence, then the letter directly after the apostrophe should not be capitalised.

Makes sense, right.

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'Tis an unknown to me, truly. For instance, if you double up on apostrophes, I know for a fact you keep capitalization. If you're right, perhaps it's a multiplication thing. Even better would be to avoid using leading apostrophes to begin with, that's why I rebel. "that's why I revel!".

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It's just one of those things I type and turn out to be right, I'm forever getting shocked by them.
Also, it seems to me your drunken self didn't think it thro' and your sober self is covering up for his short-comings. Tell us more about the horses and the police and the tawdry people who let you play with them.

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Originally Posted by Snee

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Originally Posted by manker

thx, boseph :happy:

Any idea what time Chisora is going to start getting pwned? I can't get Babycham'd up so I'm about to start to do boyfriendy things like watch Vampire Diaries and Spartacus.
Vampire Diaries is pretty good, btw, not even lying.

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It's a slightly less girly version of twillight, you massive poof.

And I do mean slightly.

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You've watched Twilight :ghey:
I read the book when it first came out because I like me some vampire lore. The book was shite and my missus liked the film.

/excuses.

Also, Vampire Diaries starts off like the worst thing in the world, it really is diabolical. I don't know how anyone made it past the first, say, six episodes. And then you start laughing at the in-jokes and realise how exceptionally hawt Elena is and how the story lines aren't half bad. Especially when you're used to Buffy and Angel.

And then that's it. You're a V.D. fanboi :dabs:

Through strange happenstance I've seen me some Twilight in all its sparkly terribadness,.

Basically, my feelings for the whole thing can be summed up thusly:

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I wouldn't mind very much if she happened to accidentally the whole crew beginning with that neanderthal-looking werewolf, as well. He's really letting the side down.

The above was a terrible, terrible conversation, gentlemen. Just saying, like.

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Originally Posted by chavis

The above was a terrible, terrible conversation, gentlemen. Just saying, like.

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Have you seen some of the wiminz in these things. Life isn't all about middle aged poets.

Watching these things a more rounded person makes.
it also makes you talk like a 15 year old for a few hours after you've watched a few episodes in a row, but I'm okay with that.

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Originally Posted by Snee

Through strange happenstance I've seen me some Twilight in all its sparkly terribadness,.

Basically, my feelings for the whole thing can be summed up thusly:

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I wouldn't mind very much if she happened to accidentally the whole crew beginning with that neanderthal-looking werewolf, as well. He's really letting the side down.

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I don't know who the neanderthal dewd is :happy:

I would just be happy for Buffy to come back and do a film or something else. I don't think Angel can though. he's looking a bit ... crap ... in Bones recently :ermm:

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The above was a terrible, terrible conversation, gentlemen. Just saying, like.

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Have you seen some of the wiminz in these things. Life isn't all about middle aged poets.

Watching these things a more rounded person makes.
it also makes you talk like a 15 year old for a few hours after you've watched a few episodes in a row, but I'm okay with that.

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I gets women. Or the idea of them anyway, but I can gets that anywhere. Proud to say I've never seen a frame of all yon wank youse're on about.

Ha ha. Snee and manker are girly girl girls.

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Originally Posted by manker

Have you seen some of the wiminz in these things. Life isn't all about middle aged poets.

Watching these things a more rounded person makes.
it also makes you talk like a 15 year old for a few hours after you've watched a few episodes in a row, but I'm okay with that.

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I gets women. Or the idea of them anyway, but I can gets that anywhere. Proud to say I've never seen a frame of all yon wank youse're on about.

Ha ha. Snee and manker are girly girl girls.

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If watching all that wank eventually made me into a girl, I'd watch it until it worked.
and then I'd finger my fanny and put it on the internets.

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Originally Posted by chavis

I gets women. Or the idea of them anyway, but I can gets that anywhere. Proud to say I've never seen a frame of all yon wank youse're on about.

Ha ha. Snee and manker are girly girl girls.

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If watching all that wank eventually made me into a girl, I'd watch it until it worked.
and then I'd finger my fanny and put it on the internets.

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Good point, well presented.

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Originally Posted by Snee

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I saw this jpg a ways back, liked it more since it required no explanation.

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Originally Posted by manker

Also, it seems to me your drunken self didn't think it thro' and your sober self is covering up for his short-comings. Tell us more about the horses and the police and the tawdry people who let you play with them.

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That's quite the compliment since you could have just as easily assumed I was sober by the time I plopped my laptop upon my laptop. I will defend my drunken self to the end of days, he's a much nicer fucking guy than I am.

We have policemen that mount horses and ride around our downtown looking for drunkards to billy club, that's all there is to it. You might be thinking, "It's 2012 in America, why don't they just pepper spray and shoot them?", and I can only offer to comment that they're just nostalgic types in that way.

The guy who fell was a really good friend of mine, the rest of the crowd was a bit younger and were around because the siblings of acquaintances brought along their crowd. The Venezuelan girl that took the fall was a college mate of someone we knew, and the update on that is that she has absolutely no recollection of the entire ordeal, other than my friend buying her so many beers that she could no longer keep count. She can only tell us that she feels like she got punched in the face.

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Originally Posted by Snee

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I saw this jpg a ways back, liked it more since it required no explanation.

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It would've been better if it were buffy in the background though, eh... hang on.....

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http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&sou...CZdxxtwBbltJmQ

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

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that won't kill him. It isn't wood, it won't even stop him for more than a few seconds.
I simply can't imagine Buffy making this mistake.

In fact, this looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

Ahhh you got me. I did tweak the image a teensy bit...

Confusingly, that dagger was in the original buffy image, though.

Moar worrying than the knife, she's checking out his ass while getting ready to strike. She's going to go all girly and not be able to kill such a glittering example of manhood in a minute. :wacko:

Arty is right. This is a jawb for Angelus :wub:

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He won't hesitate and he'll most likely start working his way through the Cullen brood.

He's gotta get out of that cage first...

Unless he's the T-1000 cunningly disguised as a vampire.

Wait, he is a vampire isn't he? :unsure:

pfft pneub. Of course he is.
He did manage to get out of the cage in series four but then they put a soul back into him and it all got a bit boring for a while.

Angelus was last seen, replete with soul, fighting a gigantic flying dragon.
The inference was that he, and his crew, had their existence snuffed out but even if that were so, he's got out of worse situations before :smilie4:

Putting a long overdue end to that Twilight guy would not be any kind of a problem.

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pfft pneub. Of course he is.
He did manage to get out of the cage in series four but then they put a soul back into him and it all got a bit boring for a while.

Angelus was last seen, replete with soul, fighting a gigantic flying dragon.
The inference was that he, and his crew, had their existence snuffed out but even if that were so, he's got out of worse situations before :smilie4:

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Only to return in Season 8 be possessed by the ultimate evil and end up killing Gilles. The true tragedy in all of this though is that Xander survives.

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

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Looks like she might be aiming for his arse.

Secret vampire achilles-heel?

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that won't kill him. It isn't wood, it won't even stop him for more than a few seconds.
I simply can't imagine Buffy making this mistake.

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Also because no one cares ,it could be silver or mystical.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

Are you phoning people up from the interwebs again? Didn't you learn your lesson from that time when you phoned JP?

In other news why does my daughter like Bridge to Terabithia so much? It's a fucking awfully depressing film on every level imaginable.

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I quite like phoning people from the internets :happy:
JP is an exception, a truly h4r5h bar-steward who said I sounded like a girl - but I don't, he was just being Scotch. I've got a deeply masculine throaty voice.
Don't I, ben :unsure:

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It was all a bit Welsh. I thought they were asexual. :unsure:

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Is that not Lieutenant Worf's Hegh'bat knife :unsure:

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Originally Posted by manker

that won't kill him. It isn't wood, it won't even stop him for more than a few seconds.
I simply can't imagine Buffy making this mistake.

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Also because no one cares ,it could be silver or mystical.

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Oh yeah. Could be. I don't know whether silver kills sparkly vampires though. I know it would slow down the True Blood vamps and Angelus but it would make no impression upon the Salvatores.

Agree on Xander, btw. Worst character ever. One consolation I take from him almost spoiling every episode is that he never got another acting job :happy:

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

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Is that not Lieutenant Worf's Hegh'bat knife :unsure:

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I was looking for that and found this:

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Words almost fail me but fuck knows what Terry Griffiths was up to there.

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Agree on Xander, btw. Worst character ever. One consolation I take from him almost spoiling every episode is that he never got another acting job :happy:

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Seems Nicholas Brendon just does that to people.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSIEn...eature=related

Btw since you mentioned the final episode of Angel earlier and not knowing how you'll answer,up to this point I seem along in the opinion that it was ,as finale's go, pretty terrific. Not Buffy terrific but a fitting ending with everyone seemingly going out in one final "fuck you I may die but I will never give up" blaze of futile heroism.

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Seems Nicholas Brendon just does that to people.

Btw since you mentioned the final episode of Angel earlier and not knowing how you'll answer,up to this point I seem along in the opinion that it was ,as finale's go, pretty terrific. Not Buffy terrific but a fitting ending with everyone seemingly going out in one final "fuck you I may die but I will never give up" blaze of futile heroism.

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You did all that on purpose, mes yeux :pinch:

I think the Angel finale is the best I've ever seen, better than Buffy's - which wasn't 'final' enough for me.
I loved the build up to it, the rhetoric - especially the imagery - and think I might even have cheered at some point during my first viewing.

He glass'd me!!!

I'm gonna shoot you!!1
and physically burn you!1

Gee Angel been over for how long ....man im old

Posting on the internets while at work >.

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if you get away with it ....me im out of work so its easy for me

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Posting on the internets while at work >.

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It's the only way to roll :smilie4:

It's the first thyme I've tried it. True story. It was a bit fiddly. I was up a tree and it was raining. :eyebrows:

Wee-Eenden emailed me today, asking why I didn't post here any more. Another true story.

You should have glibly referred him to your previous post.

My own posting from work experience isn't without peril. If I had a pound each time I spilled coffee on myself whilst thoughtlessly ruining people's lives on here, I'd have about £4 :mellow: