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Artemis
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IdolEyes787
Besides spandex and lycra being the same thing,rubber is a nonconductor ,spastic.
You still haven't refuted that you like wearing rubber.
Fascist gimp.
I don't want to but seriously it makes my ass look good.
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IdolEyes787
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Artemis
You still haven't refuted that you like wearing rubber.
Fascist gimp.
I don't want to but seriously it makes my ass look good.
Have you tried coating your feet in it.
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Skweeky
I, too, want a farm when I grow up. One that doesn't need farming, obviously.
How about we take on Arty and his missus to do the actual farming.
Are you proposing we move in together? :wub:
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Sure, Skweeks. It'll be the most romantic thing evar.
Of course, my other baby momma commitments means that my availability will be scattered plus I'll be residencing with chavois on his island in the summer months.
We'll be nesting in farm heaven between 15th November - 5th December and 3rd March - 4th April if that suits.
I'll draw up the papers.
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zomg, I just noticed your user title. you've just bought yourself an extra weekend of me midway through September :wub:
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You know, that sounds like the best arrangement ever.
Of course, the periods we are spending apart mutual contact is not required.
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Skweeky
You know, that sounds like the best arrangement ever.
Of course, the periods we are spending apart mutual contact is not required.
You are like the perfect woman. :w00t:
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I'm sorry mbm, I like my men to have non-gangrenous feet :snooty:
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Skweeky
I'm sorry mbm, I like my men to have non-gangrenous feet :snooty:
If you are going to hold that against me, then I'll consider you unworthy due to your addiction to snorting Ecstasy. :snooty::snooty:
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is osama really dead ?!!!
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mievmo
is osama really dead ?!!!
No that was story that the government created to hide from you the fact that he's banging your mother.
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manker
Would be fantastic if they used this and only this thread.
Can't see it happening unless it was linked in the yellow header that newbs see as well as the introduction thread.
One lives in hope, however.
Does one also put a conjunction after a comma.
That was rhetorical, incidentally.
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Third division and four or five players left. The Huns must be crying in to their pot-noodle.
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"Yeah you're going to have to send me your Skype for a couple of reasons. The first being such that I can fill you in on fst memes so you don't think I'm a moran and the other is to ascertain that you're a real girl.
I've been caught out before
I'm obviously very internets busy so it would help if we could kill two birds with one stone. Can you please wear a translucent robe or some kind of cape. "--Mr. Moran with ninja sword.
What is this "Skype" you speak of? I'm an old-fashioned type of girl.
As to verifying my fair sex, well...that's a tough one. Um, what other less-intrusive proof of evidence could I provide? I love Steve Madden heels and B. Makowsky purses...some sort of question you could pose to me that only a woman be able to answer?
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Have a gander at my black pussy:
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missamy710
If you are speaking to manker I understand that he is more into black snakes.
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missamy710
"Yeah you're going to have to send me your Skype for a couple of reasons. The first being such that I can fill you in on fst memes so you don't think I'm a moran and the other is to ascertain that you're a real girl.
I've been caught out before
I'm obviously very internets busy so it would help if we could kill two birds with one stone. Can you please wear a translucent robe or some kind of cape. "--Mr. Moran with ninja sword.
What is this "Skype" you speak of? I'm an old-fashioned type of girl.
As to verifying my fair sex, well...that's a tough one. Um, what other less-intrusive proof of evidence could I provide? I love Steve Madden heels and B. Makowsky purses...some sort of question you could pose to me that only a woman be able to answer?
I'd have to venture a guess that manker is being flirted with by Darthy. What are the odds we'd get two with the same tastes here? :idunno:
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Hmmmm what's all this then?
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Wow just read back through the last couple of pages.... there is a lot of kink going on here. I like it!
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Don't go all quiet on my account.....
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IdolEyes787
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missamy710
If you are speaking to manker I understand that he is more into black snakes.
He wanted proof of my lady parts. It's black, though I tend to be have more gray hairs that don't show up as well in this pic. Can't blame a girl for trying, right?
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Mere tit for tat. I have several those.
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I'm finished playing around. Here I am!
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Wow, you've got a tattoo of your girlfriend's initials on your cock. I say girlfriend, idk, I'm only guessing.
Could be your mam. Or dad :eyebrows:
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manker
Wow, you've got a tattoo of your girlfriend's initials on your cock. I say girlfriend, idk, I'm only guessing.
Could be your mam. Or dad :eyebrows:
Throws my suspicion out of the water. Darthy's parents'd never let her get a tattoo. :no:
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manker
Wow, you've got a tattoo of your girlfriend's initials on your cock. I say girlfriend, idk, I'm only guessing.
Could be your mam. Or dad :eyebrows:
Throws my suspicion out of the water. Darthy's parents'd never let her get a tattoo. :no:
You might still be right but I thought he was like a hundred or something.
Canadians are notoriously old, though, so it's feasible that his parents still exist on the mortal plane.
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manker
Wow, you've got a tattoo of your girlfriend's initials on your cock. I say girlfriend, idk, I'm only guessing.
Could be your mam. Or dad :eyebrows:
Thank you. My penis is indeed that girthy.
And those are my kids initials; I would never profane my cock with some woman's initials.
And the girl in the reddit shirt I'm using for my avatar is my girlfriend; pretty hawt, eh? :D
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missamy710
I honestly can't guess which body part that is a picture of. I find that quite disturbing.
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IdolEyes787
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missamy710
Mere tit for tat. I have several those.
I honestly can't guess which body part that is a picture of. I find that quite disturbing.
Same here. Considering the type of woman manker usually attracts, I'm guessing it's on "her" throat. :idunno:
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Can't be .No Adam's Apple.
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God this fucking site has become one joyless place.
Could someone please lie to some racial Muslim types that the owner has been persistently blaspheming Allah so we can finally rid the internet of it?
Thanks in advance and As-salam alaykum my brothers.
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IdolEyes787
God this fucking site has become one joyless place.
I noticed 6 or 7 of my posts were deleted yesterday. All in a row, too. Isn't it enough to have robbed the world of my forumly prose for the 9+ months of data corruption? :no:
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IdolEyes787
God this fucking site has become one joyless place.
I noticed 6 or 7 of my posts were deleted yesterday. All in a row, too. Isn't it enough to have robbed the world of my forumly prose for the 9+ months of data corruption? :no:
I think the site required more space so that soulless fucktards could post about how they needed to re-register and how newsgroups hide stuff and stuff and other stuff equally making me wish guns worked other the interweb.
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IdolEyes787
God this fucking site has become one joyless place.
I noticed 6 or 7 of my posts were deleted yesterday.
Good ones too no doubt.
I was going to post a thread entitled " If water's blue" ....
and so is the air then why can't I swim to the clouds?" but I'm getting tired of continuing to put in the effort only to entertain myself.
Cereally who's left of this site that gives even the tiniest fuck?
Obviously not OlegL but I digress.
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IdolEyes787
Obviously not OlegL but I digress.
He tried to "engage" me in a couple of PM discussions regarding "What JoJo Salami meant?" :pinch:
When I wouldn't play along he tried again with something about me being a [whatever]. :(
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megabyteme
I noticed 6 or 7 of my posts were deleted yesterday. All in a row, too.
Sorry about that. I don't like deleting entire discussions, which is why I leave J-Dye's threads visible when others have posted there. But Dave's continuous, monothematic rants 1. had nothing to do with the thread or section they were posted on, 2. are beginning to tire me out. I would suggest (not order) that you ignore the guy's posts entirely and just wait for staff to get rid of them. All attempts to converse or reason with him have been exhausted. You probably shouldn't give him he attention he comes to this forum for in a near-daily basis.
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I was going to post a thread entitled " If water's blue" ....
and so is the air then why can't I swim to the clouds?" but I'm getting tired of continuing to put in the effort only to entertain myself.
Cereally who's left of this site that gives even the tiniest fuck?
It's not just here, I have observed all the other communities I'm a part of become way quieter. It seems that after 2010, there's been a slow but steady drop in forum activity, and nowadays it's quite severe. I guess people are losing interest because there are little threads worth posting on, which in turn causes others to do the same. It's sad, but I wouldn't expect them to keep on posting if they don't feel like it.
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When I wouldn't play along he tried again with something about me being a [whatever]. :(
Except he didn't use the word "whatever", right? ;)
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Oh cool, thanks for the thread. Normally I am not one to post just for the sake of getting my numbers up but I was up to over 70 posts before the crash so here I go :lol:
(was 5 the magic number that enables pms?)
