No one has ever tried this before so it is your responsibility to manage this large-scale project.
What time did you wake up three Saturdays ago and why?
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No one has ever tried this before so it is your responsibility to manage this large-scale project.
What time did you wake up three Saturdays ago and why?
5.30 a.m. to see if I was still alive
why do we drive on a particular side of the road?
As cars only work when on top of the road surface
Why don`t chickens with boneless breasts keep collapsing?
they use the new uplifting bras
why did the chicken cross the Rhode?
To get to the other-side of the causeway
When you roast a chicken will it give up any useful intel?
Only if you stop the rotisserie to let her cluck
Better..
When you roast a chicken will it appreciate the humor? :drummer:
chickens have no sense of humour otherwise they would stop crossing the road
where do crusaders go on their day off?
To Walmart renewing their armor.
What will happen if we send a robotic probe in a black hole?
The patient will remember when it was done by a doctor and his finger and be thankful technology moves on
Why has this year gone a lot quicker than the last one
The fishes ate the tail.
How many times are you flushing the toilet while/after poop?
I don`t know Poop well enough to flush anything even once for him
Why don`t trees and plants just grow sideways to save vital expenditure with all the 'up' nonsense?
Due to potential real estate values and the inflation rate for the exchange of leaves, a smaller footprint on the ground works best (especially because the authorities don't know about the whole underground expansion system, shhhh).
Why do the wheels on the bus go round and round?
Helps to flatten those f*ing bikers...
Is the Sun unfashionable for having flares?
It distracts everyone from looking at the spots
What does electricity taste like?
I will tell you when God will thunder me in the throat.
Which is the chemical formula of thiophene (no google)?
The correct one you`d hope or it would be upsetQuote:
Originally Posted by dion09529
Can flying fish get airmiles?
Only after they get together and form a corporation.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gribley
What am I hungry for right now?
Hippos (hungry hungry I hope)
Are Sun flares only fashionable in the 60's?
Since when Sun flares became a trend?
Why "k" stands for thousand?
Because "k" needed to have some purpose in this existence.
What happens after we die?
You get tax-free status.
why is water wet?
Only the water which the Royal Navy has traversed is not wet.
Why are wholes holy?
Cuz all wholes are assholes.
Have you ever seen a butthole wink?
A butthole can wink, nope, maybe it can look pink I think.
Is the sky red?
Now I think I played many a game where it was
Does shrink-die kill shinks?
nope.
is water wet ?
Depends on its physical state.
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Should talking about filesharing be prohibited?