Miracles do happen (TV, PTM, PTN, FTN, ... drop from the sky from time to time)

thread is growing very fast. :)

this is the mega spam thread

no spam...just bumps!!!
:fst:

I know what this thread needs... some jokes! :yup:

hey...I have my own thread fur that ! :ermm:

1497

1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
(A) Ask your mother.

2) How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
(A) Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.

3) What's the difference between a bitch and a whore
(A) A whore sleeps with everybody at the party; A bitch sleeps with
everybody at the party except you.

4) What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off
(A) Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

5) What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
(A) A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

What do memory and your ass have in common? That if I kick your ass you'll never forget about me. :lol:

/me leaves the door open for the 1500th poster, probably QPD :happy:

1500!! whooohooo ftn plz

FTN is for the 10000th poster. ;)