Let's just make this a controlled statement and ignore the fact that she's old, Sam is in no way enticing and her tits don't help her case either.
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I just went on a short campaign to find a better page 3 girl to pin up here, but they're all so fucking boring. The most interesting one I found was the first one. Therefore, I challenge someone to find one page 3 girls that could stir my loins.
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Also, to assist with the matter, I'll demonstrate an analogy.
My reaction to Sam's tits is probably equivalent to your reaction to this:
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Edit: That is, if all hope is not lost on you.
Well she'll never get a broken nose from falling over...... but thank you, yet another of those lovely images that I cannot unscrape from the back of my skull. :censored:
I unlike you though have always liked shall we say more fullsome girls, not miss 'I'll never drown' in the spoiler deformed, but nice strapping lassies. In fact my wife went for a specialised bra fitting and came and told me she was an 'F', I said fuck, she hit me, but I was really quite contented.