whale meat again
why does the camera man who runs backwards in front of Bolt not get a gold medal?
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whale meat again
why does the camera man who runs backwards in front of Bolt not get a gold medal?
Not running fast enough I believe.
Is the grass always greener on the other side?
it is only because they wont mow it
how many light bulbs would it take to screw in a man?
none, man is already screwed up
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
a dual carriageway is a double string of perils
how do you change gear when driving nude?
shift (...and hope you grab the correct knob!)
How fast is a run?
depends whether it is diarrhea or just urgent.
is the highest mountain also part of the deepest valley?
Yes
Are we there yet?
no
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
it is just a smoke screen
why do cowboys like chaps on their knees?