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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
:lol:
In other news, Mrs.Something Else got accepted at Oxford. I'm hoping to be a kept man asap. :snooty:
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Something Else
:lol:
In other news, Mrs.Something Else got accepted at Oxford. I'm hoping to be a kept man asap. :snooty:
Once went to watch my football team play at Oxford, they certainly didn't accept us that day:dabs:
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Something Else
:lol:
In other news, Mrs.Something Else got accepted at Oxford. I'm hoping to be a kept man asap. :snooty:
Ooooh. Tell her congrats.
They rejected me :emo:
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enoughfakefiles
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Something Else
:lol:
In other news, Mrs.Something Else got accepted at Oxford. I'm hoping to be a kept man asap. :snooty:
Once went to watch my football team play at Oxford, they certainly didn't accept us that day:dabs:
Oxford vs Burnley.
I bet it was packed to the rafters.
You should have been born Welsh, we can decide who to support at at early age and retain a soft-spot for the Welsh teams.
It often turns out for the better :smilie4:
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Something Else
:lol:
In other news, Mrs.Something Else got accepted at Oxford. I'm hoping to be a kept man asap. :snooty:
Noice.
It's always liberating when the parole is served.
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Something Else
:lol:
In other news, Mrs.Something Else got accepted at Oxford. I'm hoping to be a kept man asap. :snooty:
A big congrats to Mrs. Something Else, not an easy feat. Shirley you'll continue to defenestrate the local flora though ? :blink:
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Something Else
:lol:
In other news, Mrs.Something Else got accepted at Oxford. I'm hoping to be a kept man asap. :snooty:
I have one of their dictionaries, I think. I expect she'll learn all kinds of new words. Is she majoring in any particular letter?
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I haven't really thought about it lately, but it's really old school to have dictionaries and encyclopedias at the ready. The last time I touched a physical dictionary is when I put it away after my last move.
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Playing Scrabble in uni was the last time I touched one.
Wild times :mellow:
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I was playing scrabble with Mrs Barbarossa a couple of weeks ago and I reached out for the paper dictionary only to be told that my brand new kindle has one built in. I was amazed, embarrassed and ever so slightly aroused.
(I lost by the way, I've been told by numerous people that they thought I'd be better at scrabble than I actually am, which I agree with. I tend to try and make pretty crossword patterns rather than concentrating on getting a high score, but anyway it keeps Mrs B. happy)
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Don't feel bad, barbie. The Welsh are Scrabble masters :smilie4:
I get told by people that they think I'd be better at mental arithmetic that I am (I'm pish at it), especially when playing darts.
Old people rawk at t'subtraction.
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Twice watched a hella fascinating documentary film about gypos and their feuds and their resolution/excaserbation of such with bare knuckle fights over a twelve year period. It was filmed over twelve years, it didn't take me twelve years to watch it, like.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1606259/
Serious business and utterly engrossing. Watch it or do something else.
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Haven't watched a decent documemntary in ages, so I think I'll steal that. Cheers.
Problem is though now I'll know it gets resolved after 12 years. If it looks close to resolution after five, I'll know that some pikey feckwit will arse it all up :dabs:
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How do the Irish tell the difference between that and a normal night at the pub?Less alcohol involved?
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IdolEyes787
How do the Irish tell the difference between that and a normal night at the pub?Less alcohol involved?
There's no alcohol involved. Well, not during the fights anyway. These people aren't Irish. They're between nationalities, you ignorant shitehawk.
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He didn't say they were Irish.
He was having a pop at you. zOmG.
And you need a new mortal enemy as well after Dave's decline into farce.
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manker
He didn't say they were Irish.
He was having a pop at you. zOmG.
And you need a new mortal enemy as well after Dave's decline into farce.
He was my mortal enemy for about 3 days about 4 years ago. It didn't work out. He's far too clever and self-deprecating. Since then I've grown to love the silly old sock.
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As it's about generational blood feuds and there was no mention of sand involved I took a shot.
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manker
He didn't say they were Irish.
He was having a pop at you. zOmG.
And you need a new mortal enemy as well after Dave's decline into farce.
He was my mortal enemy for about 3 days about 4 years ago. It didn't work out. He's far too clever and self-deprecating. Since then I've grown to love the silly old sock.
Dave read that and thought you were talking about him, blushed, read what I've just written and started self harming again.
True future telling above.
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chavis
It didn't work out. He's far too clever and self-deprecatingAs he stopped taking himself so painfully seriously.
farxed
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IdolEyes787
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chavis
It didn't work out. He's far too clever and self-deprecatingAs he stopped taking himself so painfully seriously.
farxed
Agreed, my good man.
You've come a long, long weigh.
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chavis
Twice watched a hella fascinating documentary film about gypos and their feuds and their resolution/excaserbation of such with bare knuckle fights over a twelve year period. It was filmed over twelve years, it didn't take me twelve years to watch it, like.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1606259/
Serious business and utterly engrossing. Watch it or do something else.
I watched the same movie but my copy was inexplicably labeled Snatch.
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IdolEyes787
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chavis
Twice watched a hella fascinating documentary film about gypos and their feuds and their resolution/excaserbation of such with bare knuckle fights over a twelve year period. It was filmed over twelve years, it didn't take me twelve years to watch it, like.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1606259/
Serious business and utterly engrossing. Watch it or do something else.
I watched the same movie but my copy was inexplicably labeled Snatch.
No, that was your mum you were watching.
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I just wrote something harsh about Idol's Snatch comment and then deleted it, moved on to different threads and harshed there instead.
Yours and Snee's seal of approval appears to have dislocated my sense of cuntery.
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manker
I just wrote something harsh about Idol's Snatch comment and then deleted it, moved on to different threads and harshed there instead.
Yours and Snee's seal of approval appears to have dislocated my sense of cuntery.
Embrace your cuntery, dear fellow, it's all that's left us.A dislocated cunt is a wonderful idea.
I'm flooded with imagery right now. Reminds me of days of old when Spitting Image did 'The President's Brain Is Missing'.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DkdK8tFP6Y
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manker
I just wrote something harsh about Idol's Snatch comment and then deleted it, moved on to different threads and harshed there instead.
Yours and Snee's seal of approval appears to have dislocated my sense of cuntery.
Just as well probablywouldn't have been funny would have sailed over my head anyway.
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Hrm, I don't remember anything about Spitting Image except Roy Hattersley.
Surely I should though - or perhaps I wasn't allowed to stay up late enough to watch it.
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manker
Hrm, I don't remember anything about Spitting Image except Roy Hattersley.
Surely I should though - or perhaps I wasn't allowed to stay up late enough to watch it.
I have to ask, mate. How old are you?
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Distinctly old enough to be able to remember Spitting Image. I just checked it out on imdb.
I think it was just not watched in our house or something else.
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That's all right then.
I was beginning to think that you were one of those precocious 10 year olds, which given your post history, would've been more than impressive.
22?
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chavis
That's all right then.
I was beginning to think that you were one of those precocious 10 year olds, which given your post history, would've been more than impressive.
22?
:D
I haven't been a precocious ten year old for very close to a quarter of a century.
If the internet was invented then, I probably wouldn't have bothered with Countdown.
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enoughfakefiles
Class.
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manker's a modulationist
All's changed, changed utterly. A terrible beauty is born.
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OK in respect to the new Mod and before I say anything else I need a clear definition of acceptable obscenity.
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What the HELL?!!! I was the one who made the ridiculous request to get blue'd.
Manker stole my stars. I'd report him, but he'd just intercept the complaint.
Fuck. First the entire real world goes corrupt, now my favorite scratching post....
:fist:
[/rage]
[sycophant] Congrats, sir! You'll do well. :happy:
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Even with the blue stars I didn't believe he was a Mod but he seems to have stopped actively posting so I guess I was wrong.