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Ffs :dry:

Fecking thread :dry:


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sssh, DI is trying to serenade Goddess

die, thread, die, i believe the phrase goes, bump

:dry: Fecking grumblebum........p:P 4 Manker.

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Originally Posted by DanB

sssh, DI is trying to serenade Goddess

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i'm not entirely sure what you mean by that, i haven't got the DictionarySearch extension, so i'm going to ignore it. BUMP

:( Awwwwww, no serenading then?


Buggerbump

boobie?:

;) Boogiebump

boobiesbumpindump

:unsure: Did the boobies enjoy the bumpindump?

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Originally Posted by *goddess*

Buggerbump

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is that innuendo? *bumpedd*

i think so




bumpy

:ohmy: Nooooooooo, twas completely innocent bumptity :whistling

Boobiesump

:blink: Baublesbump.

mr.bumpington

I'm going to see Flogging Molly next week.
And you're not.



Nah, na, na, nah na. :w00t:

:ohmy: That would probly be mean if I liked Flogging Molly, dunno who they are.


:01: But go lm:D

Well....ya should.


They are brilliant live. :01:

:blink: Too far for me to travel tho.

Well, just for your enjoyment, I shall enjoy it twice as much. :D


The Vandals are playing there days before, I'm trying to raise funds for that too.

:D Deal!


:1eye: Trying to think up brill fund raising plan now, doh not much coming to mind:frusty:

I guess busking is out the question, as I can't play guitar or sing. :crying:

:ph34r: That is sooooooooooo weird, I was gonna suggest busking.


;) Get a wooden spoon and a pot and bang lots outside the pub, they'll either feel sorry cos you're real weird or pay ya to stfu:01:

How about, you sing and I dance.
No wait.....I can't do that either. :ermm:

:no: Neither can I, I'd say we're both fucked really:P

I'm going to watch the Vandals in chavtown (Newport) :01:

I really didn't want to post in this thread again, it's breaking a sacred vow I made to myself, but couldn't resist cause I'm excited :D

:D
We could just mime and clap then.



Im going Notts for the gig.
Last time I watched them, was at a festival.
Bit different to a indoor arena.

Bo will be soooo jealous. :P

:01: Miming, poifect!


:unsure: Can't Bo get to internet cafe or library?

Bo in a library. :P :lol: :D

Doubtful, unless it's a porn one. :w00t:

:blushing: Bugger.

Talking of porn based things, my pal is an Anne Summers lady now.
You can get blow up chairs, with a dildo actually attached onto it.


Can you imagine your Grannie coming round for a cuppa and a malted milk, n sitting on that? She'd have no need for her curlers anymore, thats for certain.

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Originally Posted by lilmiss

Talking of porn based things, my pal is an Anne Summers lady now.
You can get blow up chairs, with a dildo actually attached onto it.


Can you imagine your Grannie coming round for a cuppa and a malted milk, n sitting on that? She'd have no need for her curlers anymore, thats for certain.

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This might just be pub hearsay ... but:

I heard old people's pubes fall out and they become bald down there. Is this true? :fear:


Question directed at no-one in particular. :ermm:

:lol: Go the super gran.


:sick: Ewwwww on the chair tho.


;) My Nan used to sit around right in the middle of everyone smokin' and reckon she didn't get stoned:lol:

:wacko: Manker, I ain't that bloody old and nor do I really want to know what happens when ya do get there :ph34r:

:D
My Nan does smoke it.
For her arthritus, apparently. :whistling


I don't know Manker. :huh:
I shall ask the next old person I meet, if years of cotton friction makes your pubes fall out.



BTW, is your sig masturbating? :unsure:

:D Your Nan sounds cool..... mine's gone bugger her, was such a cheeky ol wench.



:unsure: Awwww, does this mean I have to give up my ol cotton granny knickers.... on 2nd thoughts no pubes wouldn't be so bad would it? :whistling

If I get that old, I'm gonna dye them blue to go with my rinse. :D


My Nan isn't cool.
She's a vindictive old hag, at best.
I used to get the Granny Paddle off her. :crying:

:lol: I like that idea, don't I'd be that energeretic tho:blink:


:ph34r: Bugger bout ya gran, apparently mine used to get real pissed with her sister and my sisters used to take em off, I don't remember it tho.

Maybe braids instead? :whistling

Dogs have bald bits, and they are always rubbing themselves on grass.
So if you wanna keep your pubes, don't do as they do.
That includes humping peoples legs, Im afraid. :P

:unsure: Hmmmm, might get a lil excited during the braiding process methinks.


:frusty: But I like humping people's legs, that's the definition of safe sex innit?