my dad lives on an island and the police closed the bridges and the river's lapping over the flood barrier :mellow:
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my dad lives on an island and the police closed the bridges and the river's lapping over the flood barrier :mellow:
If I don't turn the light switch on/off in my room 8 times every night before I go to sleep, the asteroid thats due to nearly hit Earth in 2028 won't miss at all.
For which fact the Greeks have never forgiven the Monks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Agrajag
Classical paintings are mixed with a chemical which causes one to become sleepy.
If you play classical music to furniture it grows quicker.
In countries where women have no shoes...the food taste better.
-bd
Shoes were originally nailed to the wearer's feet, much like is the current fashion for horses. It was only during the first Crimean war that the lace was invented.
The earliest sculptural version of Mother Earth was baked by a 100.000 men farting into the oven.
Toothpaste was invented by Ryan Seacrest.
-bd
LCD monitors will melt your corneas if you stare at them for 2 days straight.