How To Get To Heaven When You Die

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Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx

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Originally Posted by Alien5

thats Baptists for you, they love being reborn again.

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You're only born again once. Just like you are only born physically once.

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Prove this statement and you have a pervert convert.:)

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Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx

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Originally Posted by Alien5

thats Baptists for you, they love being reborn again.

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You're only born again once. Just like you are only born physically once.

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unless of course you have been cloned in which case you could be physically born again and again.

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Originally Posted by Biggles

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Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx

You're only born again once. Just like you are only born physically once.

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unless of course you have been cloned in which case you could be physically born again and again.

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:lol: I forgot about that. Kilmarnock is full of clones.

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Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx

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Originally Posted by Alien5

thats Baptists for you, they love being reborn again.

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You're only born again once. Just like you are only born physically once.

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What happens if you get all Christian and go to mass and all, then you see this really fit burd whose like a heathen or something, so you lapse and renounce Christ, then she does your head in cuz she's all yappy like so you turf her out and decide that being a Christian wasn't so bad after all so you become a Christian again? And to follow this to it's logical conclusion, you keep doing it everytime you see some fit heathen burd.

clowns :dabs:

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

clowns :dabs:

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to the left of me

jokers to the right

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Originally Posted by chalice

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Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx

You're only born again once. Just like you are only born physically once.

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What happens if you get all Christian and go to mass and all, then you see this really fit burd whose like a heathen or something, so you lapse and renounce Christ, then she does your head in cuz she's all yappy like so you turf her out and decide that being a Christian wasn't so bad after all so you become a Christian again? And to follow this to it's logical conclusion, you keep doing it everytime you see some fit heathen burd.

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That's kind of been your life hasn't it.

Did you see my insight there.

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Originally Posted by Sextent

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Originally Posted by chalice

What happens if you get all Christian and go to mass and all, then you see this really fit burd whose like a heathen or something, so you lapse and renounce Christ, then she does your head in cuz she's all yappy like so you turf her out and decide that being a Christian wasn't so bad after all so you become a Christian again? And to follow this to it's logical conclusion, you keep doing it everytime you see some fit heathen burd.

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That's kind of been your life hasn't it.

Did you see my insight there.

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The yappy, fit burd part was totally autobiographical. I haven't turfed her out yet though. I've only renounced Christ once. Still, time enough.

@xfrodobagginsx - what if i do decide to get born again by baptists like, but then decide its not for me and do something else? then a week later i want to be re-born again? am i disqualified or put on a waiting list or whatever?

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

I like how it's the exact same thread everywhere.

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Originally Posted by someone called Maryx

Frodo baggins sex? you not another fundalmentalist using religion to disguise your sexual perversions are you?

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:lol: