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I liked it.
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:lol::lol::LOL: :noes:
I've got a minute, so I'll explain...
The online you, is nothing but a bunch of laughable, pathetic, mental text. You are a fucked up loser who can't get over a woman who you cheated on your wife with (repeatedly). This makes for an interesting, juicy read- that's what the internets is all about.
However, there is also the real-life side here: you are in physical proximity to a real woman who also finds you pathetic. You followed her here, and even showed up at her house to intimidate her. That turns the funny creep into a funny creep who needs to get arrested because he cannot leave this woman alone. There is also the kind of poetic justice in which someone would pound the living shit out of you until you got it through your obsessed head that you NEED to leave this real life woman alone. Chasing her around online and showing up at her house and then trying to convince people that SHE needs to leave you alone is just COMPLETELY bone-headed.
So, there you have it, Dave. Online you are a laughable fuckwit; in real life, you are a pathetic creep. The paths cross here because you PERSIST in following Squeams around.
I will admit to sending you a friends request here. I meant it as a welcome when you seemed to be a decent guy who had stopped in his rage of "that woman". I had (some) hope for you- as did Squeams at one time. It did not take me too long to rescind that offering of friendship. I actually thought you might start stalking me as a result. Isn't that what you do when people stop liking you, Dave?
As with most humor, there IS a reason for directing our comments at you, Dave. WE ARE ALL TRYING TO GET YOU TO REALIZE WHAT A PATHETIC, CREEPY SCUMBAG YOU ARE BEING. AND THAT IS IN BOTH WORLDS.
As for wanting [to fit in], I happen to enjoy the members here. If they would like to turn on me, or object to my presence, they are always welcome to. That is the internet. I do not say the things I do for popularity sake, but for the fact that you are, in fact, a piece of shit who needs to wake up before your real family life gets affected by this. And it will be YOUR fault.
Yeah, mbm, you want people to like you and you need friends.
How can you ever live with yourself :blink:
And also, Dave's flounce out of the forum to be with his new friends on a better forum was rubbish.
[barbie]Does anyone else think there was never a different forum and he's just as friendless on the internets as irl[/barbie]
Edit: I'm not saying barbie is friendless, he's orsum. just that he did that to me once.
I aimed to besmirch in the manner of barbie.
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Really.
Who is the most interesting. I'm still fucked off that I'm only second on your list of intelligent members.
If chavois beats me in this, I'm moving to a different forum with better friends.
Mary is just bright in a specific area, ffs :dry: