Literally the most overrated movie in the history of movies and no coincidence that it's therefore also a favourite among teen boys and the mentally impaired.Quote:
Originally Posted by STHNSv3
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Literally the most overrated movie in the history of movies and no coincidence that it's therefore also a favourite among teen boys and the mentally impaired.Quote:
Originally Posted by STHNSv3
How long is my back there area supposed to hurt after this?Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
In a display of self-awareness, shady Einsteihns has acknowledged his inadequacies and decided to depart. Being in the company of intellectual superiors must have been a thrill for him, but saturation can overwhelm, so getting out before it swallows you whole is a prudent move. I wonder how he'll recount his vacation. Wait, no, I don't actually wonder that. It just seemed like the type of thing to say in an internet eulogy.Quote:
Originally Posted by STHNSv3
My step-brothers exposed me to porn via magazines and VHS videos at the ripe old age of 6. When we got our first computer, discovering porn on my own was a mission. For about three months, I whacked my little pecker to a black and white image of a nude girl sitting down, which I had printed out on a dot matrix printer. My machine had 40 MHz and 8 MB of RAM, and considering that internet video hadn't been a thing yet, I was damn proud of printing my own porn. The first filesharer in my family was my younger brother, who must have joined a picture sharing group because he had a massive collection of unconventional images that included a man fucking a chicken as well as shit, straight from the source, being dumped into the mouths of some young looking women. He tried to hide it by placing all the images in a folder called Zen on the C: drive. He lost his computer privileges, which allowed me to house the computer in my small room. This was a story about how I ended up with my first masturbatorium.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Peering into any similar future posts I'd just like to say thanks in advance for not sharing.
Shit man!!! you are young!! how about the Devil and Miss Jones on Reel to Reel, and i still have the film my pervert dad used to watch:DQuote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyMy step-brothers exposed me to porn via magazines and VHS videos at the ripe old age of 6. When we got our first computer, discovering porn on my own was a mission. For about three months, I whacked my little pecker to a black and white image of a nude girl sitting down, which I had printed out on a dot matrix printer. My machine had 40 MHz and 8 MB of RAM, and considering that internet video hadn't been a thing yet, I was damn proud of printing my own porn. The first filesharer in my family was my younger brother, who must have joined a picture sharing group because he had a massive collection of unconventional images that included a man fucking a chicken as well as shit, straight from the source, being dumped into the mouths of some young looking women. He tried to hide it by placing all the images in a folder called Zen on the C: drive. He lost his computer privileges, which allowed me to house the computer in my small room. This was a story about how I ended up with my first masturbatorium.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
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the first movie i saw on VhS (Panasonic pop up VCR )was a bootleg Star wars copy or maybe it was ET?? shit i can only remember the baby blue movies on channel 79 late at night:whistling
Do you remember those days Idol...:whistling
I never felt the need to massage my own wiener as your mum was always there to do it for me.
Nasty Fuck:noes:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
And the hard on i got at that age meant i had to pee.... Kind of that way now :cry:
Did they ever make porn for the commodore 64??
I've never been young, even as a child. In any case, I'm an 80s kid.Quote:
Originally Posted by shaina