Last one to post wins the internets

Am I gonna have to start explaining jokes to Kev again? I fear the dementia may be creeping back in.

Kev, the punchline doesn't work without the set up. I don't really want to dine on that woman's faecal matter. It was one of those joke things. I'll give her her jews, though.

I would definitely drink her piss and breast milk.

You do a heck of a Dave impression, I'll give you that. Wet mustache visual included.

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You do a heck of a Dave impression, I'll give you that. Wet mustache visual included.

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You talkin' to me? Don't see anyone else standing here


Chavis Bickle circa 1972

Uncharacteristicly clever :D

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She's married to a man more than twice her age who couldn't be creepier looking if he wore a Jason mask. I think you have a shot if you are willing to lie about your financial situation and being a foreigner.

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So, everything is a "woman's choice" excepting who she marries?

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Just curious, Kevin. Is Putin a good guy or a bad guy, meaning would you want to live under his sense of fairness, prosperity for his country, and adherence to international laws?

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Putin is a bad guy, and frankly I don't know why you need to ask.

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Have you ever (never?) had to deal with someone you abhored/disliked?

If you want - as an interested third party - to achieve an end to a conflict, you think in terms of making a DEAL.

We can afford to appease Putin - in the interest of making that deal, and no matter the bastard he is - in order to save lives AND money.

When Putin dies, remember, he's the last of the Old Soviet guard.

It helps to remember China is by far our biggest problem.

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Now go ahead and tell me what 'the actor', Lawrence O'Donnell said that was incorrect :dry:

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Reagan was an actor. Read stuff written for him by others off of cue cards too. Very, as I remember, anti-Soviet.

How thymes change.

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You've given away the game - O'Donnell isn't POTUS.

Really, Idol, this is all incredibly basic stuff...

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Thought you didn't "give two fucks"?

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I said I didn't give two fucks about US politics. I could spare a few for you, though. Anyway, I'm a proven liar. US politics interest me a great deal. I don't fancy getting vaporised by one of your errant ICBMs.

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You don't have to worry about 'errant' anything, Chalice.

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Putin is a bad guy, and frankly I don't know why you need to ask.

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See, we do have some common ground. That makes you and I vastly different than Trump. Trump has turned his back on our long-term allies in favor of Putin.

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See above.

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Am I gonna have to start explaining jokes to Kev again? I fear the dementia may be creeping back in.

Kev, the punchline doesn't work without the set up. I don't really want to dine on that woman's faecal matter. It was one of those joke things. I'll give her her jews, though.

I would definitely drink her piss and breast milk.

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Boy, all three of you clowns are having tremendous difficulty with sarcasm.

Ah, the old 'sarcasm' chestnut. If in doubt, drop the old irony bomb. Too bad it was launched by an American, who everyone knows have become the cheese eating surrender monkeys of the 21st Century.

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Ah, the old 'sarcasm' chestnut. If in doubt, drop the old irony bomb. Too bad it was launched by an American, who everyone knows have become the cheese eating surrender monkeys of the 21st Century.

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IKR?? France...fucking *FRANCE* had to be the one wearing big boy pants in the room :sadwalk:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu8u9ZbCJgQ

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Ah, the old 'sarcasm' chestnut. If in doubt, drop the old irony bomb. Too bad it was launched by an American, who everyone knows have become the cheese eating surrender monkeys of the 21st Century.

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This ^^ over a "joke" YOU made about eating shit?

Wow...

:smilie4:

Think you're gonna require your old pal doomsday Clocker for this one, Kev. Is he still ticking?

I'd have to guess doubtful, to the max.

Our friend Clocker died a few years back, after suffering several for years with an ultimately terminal blood disorder.

Sorry to hear that. I liked him. He hated me, though. Did you go to his funeral?

No.

We had, given our collective and concurrent physical ailments, gotten in the habit of emailing each other to set up Zoom calls when we both felt up to it so we weren't depressing each other complaining while we talked.

At a certain point I couldn't raise him, and a few weeks later got an email from his sister telling me he had passed.

He had told me at one time - after he knew his time was running out - that, although he was an atheist, if it turned out he was wrong he'd see me on the Other Side.

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He had told me at one time - after he knew his time was running out - that, although he was an atheist, if it turned out he was wrong he'd see me on the Other Side.

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I've realized for quite some time that the very best and the absolute worst experiences we have in life come from interactions with other people.

I'd put those words about as kind as one can express to another.

Come to think about it, I came to that realization after meeting that rotten bastard idol :D

I have a friend, too. I swear to god.

Like anon said the other day, you're still young :mushy::mushy:

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Every person here mentioned your name when you were gone

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Like anon said the other day, you're still young :mushy::mushy:

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Every person here mentioned your name when you were gone

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Some people just like pain.

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Every person here mentioned your name when you were gone

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This is just another one of the many lies Meg tells, like the World isn't flat and vaccines are safe and effective. Truth be told, I'm really bad with names and have forgotten just about everyone's who use to post here. I basically have resorted to now just breaking things down to Jew, Fascist or Other.

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Every person here mentioned your name when you were gone

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This is just another one of the many lies Meg tells, like the World isn't flat and vaccines are safe and effective. Truth be told, I'm really bad with names and have forgotten just about everyone's who use to post here. I basically have resorted to now just breaking things down to Jew, Fascist or Other.

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Thought as much. Too much Freddie Mercury imbedded in his neuron.

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Ah, the old 'sarcasm' chestnut. If in doubt, drop the old irony bomb. Too bad it was launched by an American, who everyone knows have become the cheese eating surrender monkeys of the 21st Century.

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IKR?? France...fucking *FRANCE* had to be the one wearing big boy pants in the room :sadwalk:

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Gotta agree there. I do genuinely despise those snail-sucking, hairy arm-pitted, cheeky bastards. They lie on menus and then blame it on you.

Gene Hackman dead by suicide at 95. Fucking legend.

I like how basically everyone is just mentioning that he, his wife and the dog were found dead and then write an entire fucking post about completely something else related to him. Journalism for the win.

Fuck his wife and dog. They weren't in The French Connection

That beats Hemmingway and Hunter Thompson by a million miles. And Cobain was only aiming for Dave Grohl and missed.

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Fuck his wife and dog. They weren't in The French Connection

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Police have released a video:

https://youtu.be/xDypomWH6so?si=7FGyku_CIr2JJteA

Hahaha

Hip Hop lives again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERbezIvTGUY

Bastard. I'm hating these outer links to the max.

My favorite movie is fist of fury ...

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My favorite movie is fist of furry ...

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Fixed.

Subtle :lol:

I think I've found the solution for peace in the Middle East, fellas. I only thunk it up just now, so there might be a few wrinkles to iron out.

Promised Land? How would you jews like a Promised planet instead, you greedy genocidal fucks? I'll have to thrash it out with Elon, but I reckon he'll bite. He's got good business sense. Colonise Mars and sell it to the Hebrews, design a massive slingshot rocket and catapult the cunts into outer space. Everyone's a winner, baby. We can sell them oxygen or Zyclon B. We could sell the latter at a bargain basement price they just haven't got the capacity to refuse.

Can I have my Nobel Peace Prize now, please?

That's how you do irony, Kev. Take note in case you want to do it for real.

Hmm.

I'm not capable of such a ham-handed effort.

Try again...

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Hmm.

I'm not capable of such a ham-handed effort.

Try again...

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I was only trying to help. This style (I have several down pat) lacks impact without the hubris.

You're just sore because you're not the smartest person on the board again. And rheumatoid arthritis.

The true irony is that you'll probably win by default in the end by simply outliving me. Pretty convinced I've got lung cancer, and I'm too agoraphobic to seek treatment. True story.

Though I did have a wonderful time acquiring it, so fair's fair., I suppose.