Too bad you're not a merkin, Bo, you could have protected yourself.:blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
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Too bad you're not a merkin, Bo, you could have protected yourself.:blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
I could only be ar5ed to read the first coupla paragraphs - but that's enough to know that Bell Boy could be facing up to seven millennia in chokey :smilie4:
Mars bar ice cream FTW! :01:
nothing, but i'm drinking vodka and irn bru:01:
Biccys, stale biccys.
Microwave Cheeseburgers! FTW
i fuse blew in my microwave.
think it was trying to say somefing about nuking teddybears. :unsure:
nuking teddybears ~..~
Wish i was closer, i would fix it for you, or bring you a hot Burger in a bun!
i just wanna nuke my micro teddy for bedtime. :sniff:
dont worry.
i can fix pesky fuses, plumb in washing mashines and have successfully foam insulated my bathroom. :hardman flex: :01:
You did what to ya bathroom!
Modern age gal, well done!
gal's around norfolk needs a handyman ya see ~..~
nothing.
Have some food! ~..~
Open the fridge ~ smell the cheese
the fridge is too far. but the cold celler is close :shifty:
got the squirty foam stuff n an ice cube to smooth it with, and insulated me bath and shower area. :smug:
okey, it looks a bit crap, but it works alright.
in fact, the only thing i haven't done in me place is put up one set of shelves.
men folk did that, and drew dots on me wallpaper where they shouldn't ha. :snooty:
feckin eejits.
Squirty Cream can be fun when used correctly! please read the label!
there are many uses for squirty creme :naughty:
isnt it like 3am for you people in the UK?
Bang on the Dot, cream & time! ~..~
wow, that's too late for even me to stay up.
I'm day off when i get up,
I've got a darts match on thats all,
so make the most of it I will ~..~ Nice night though
'Just add water' type pasta and green tea :happy:
Nothing. I'm drinking a bottle of original Lucozade and smoking a doob though
shepherds pie ~..~ And it was well nice!
http://www.sheringhamsurf.com/fst/shepie.jpg
454g of minced beef
1 onion
small Tin carrots
small Tin peas
Fresh ground pepper
Mixed herb, Non-smoking type!
Salt
Mashed potatoes
Grated mature cheese
Fry the onion in little oil, add mixed herb, pepper, and salt.
Fry mince in a pan, and squeeze any fat out,
Add the onion, mixed herb etc to mince,
Prepare 10 teaspoons of bisto gran gravy in a little pan, poor on the hot water, you know how to do it!
Add gravy to mince mix.
Pour peas & carrots in an oven dish,
Pour over the mince gravy mix, then add mash potato on top,
Then add grated cheese,
Bake in oven for 40 mins.
& No, there were no shepherds in it ....
I cook a mean Cottage Pie although my way is very different to your recipe Baz.
By the way its only Shepherd's Pie if it has lamb in it ;)
Nice 1 dan, Damn lamb mince is well out of price, nice to have but I'm buying well cheap ~..~ everything has a M for Morrison on it :)
Darts match tonight, so I had to have a feed
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Originally Posted by DanB
DanB gives Baz a lesson in cottaging.
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Originally Posted by manker
Never made Cottage Pie dan, I can cook most stuff
I have a prob with cooking steak, mine always comes out crap, tough as boots
perhaps it's just because it's a cheap cut, don't know. ~..~
you just cooked cottage pie :01:
I either flash fry my steak or grill it. Haven't had steak for ages though :(
Did I, nice one, what am I like
I'm one up in my cook book! ~..~
Whenever anyone says 'what am I like' I always think of the Catherine Tate show :lol:
Did i ask for ya life story!
I was at Dan's for two days and I didn't see him cook 'owt :smilie4:
Of course, this might be due to us being absolutely cunted the whole time.
Did I give it? :unsure:
:lol: I think that was right manker. In fact maybe the only time I ate was when we went to the pub for lunch?? :unsure: Was good fun, when I move you'll have to come visit again
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Originally Posted by DanB
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Originally Posted by CELEBS_ARE_US
Don't you twinkle your ivories at me http://www.sighost.us/members/danb/glag.gif
tut tut Baz no hotlinking allowed
Yeah, will do :DQuote:
Originally Posted by DanB
Are you moving again, then? You're not happy unless you're shifting your stuff :dabs:
Yeah this place is pretty pants and damn cold :(
A couple of my mates are talking about buying round here and I have staked a claim with them as a lodger.
Pity 'cos that one you were in was pretty decent. The lodging thing sounds good tho'.Quote:
Originally Posted by DanB
More secure than renting, it seems.