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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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j2k4
Everything...
All at once?
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
Caballero
So... What did I miss?
Apparently somehow AI got installed on Meg's computer so he said he had to kill it.
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Also your Mum and I officially broke up.
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Seriously? Just as I got used to calling you daddy?
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Maybe you should have thought of that before you went off to wander the World. I hope the Nasi Lemak in Kuala Lumpur was worth it, Marco Polo.
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No, but I had same lamb in Saudi.
At least they said it was lamb.
Not sure.
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Meg says that looking at the places your work took you to, there's zero possibility that your not involved in human trafficking.
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Hey! I want it all!!! Give me!
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By the way, where's anon? Don't think I've seen him since coming back.
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Caballero
By the way, where's anon? Don't think I've seen him since coming back.
Based entirely on what I've learned about non-European, non-North American countries from movies and TV, my guess is he's been eaten by a large predator. Most likely a crocodile or a tiger.
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This forum is deader than most of the women that Meg has slept with.
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Shay thinks that September fourth must be Groundhog Day because it keeps happening over and over again.
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IdolEyes787
Shay thinks that September fourth must be Groundhog Day because it keeps happening over and over again.
Actually, we in the USA seem to forget about Canadia on Groundhog Day; Canada seems willing to be forgotten.
In any case, speak up, Shay.
Dammit.
Y'know, it occurs to me that, if I were supremely wealthy, I could send a fancy woman around to all of you to tickle your ribs in public.
If it occurred your wife or girlfriend was around, I apologize in advance, but tuff.
If you're unattached, your luck would be down to your personal preference, and any pleasure derived therefrom could probably be calculated with an algorithm I'm not familiar with, but.
Sorry, had to get that out - kinda like a furball.
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Fancy women are just no good for those type of activities
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IdolEyes787
Shay thinks that September fourth must be Groundhog Day because it keeps happening over and over again.
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j2k4
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IdolEyes787
Shay thinks that September fourth must be Groundhog Day because it keeps happening over and over again.
Actually, we in the USA seem to forget about
Canada on Groundhog Day; Canada seems willing to be forgotten.
In any case, speak up, Shay.
Canada will never be forgotten , we will always be remembered for our great socialized health care :rolleyes::frusty:
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Dammit.
Y'know, it occurs to me that, if I were supremely wealthy, I could send a fancy woman around to all of you to tickle your ribs in public.
If it occurred your wife or girlfriend was around, I apologize in advance, but tuff.
If you're unattached, your luck would be down to your personal preference, and any pleasure derived therefrom could probably be calculated with an algorithm I'm not familiar with, but.
Sorry, had to get that out - kinda like a furball.
Trying to understand this J2K4.... Sounds like you are horny , saying that, I PM'd Idol , being a middle aged bachelor (of honours), he gave me permission to tell you, so the discussion went that he thinks your posts here are very sexy and would luv to hook up and do the nasty:inlove:..
I also suggest that both of you wear condoms, i wouldn't take any chance of Idol getting pregnant :unsure:
PS..
He also added that he wanted me to fly in Meg to watch so he could get some pointers, but i had to decline on that.........
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j2k4
Actually, we in the USA seem to forget about Canadia on Groundhog Day; Canada seems willing to be forgotten.
Canada is the only thing that stands between you and falling prey to the Russians, pinko.
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As that great Canadian author Margret Atwood wrote, "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog". - Mark Twain.
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IdolEyes787
As that great Canadian author Margret Atwood wrote, "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog". - Mark Twain.
Did you read and follow up on this Idol LOL!!!
How does that saying go "Only in America" ?? Well:idunno:
https://www.foxnews.com/media/trans-...dian-classroom
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I understand not wanting to fire him for being trans, but how about for being mentally ill? Also, all this ghey stuff is clearly signs of a society in decline if ancient Rome, Greece and Netflix are any indication.
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shaina
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Originally Posted by
j2k4
Actually, we in the USA seem to forget about Canada on Groundhog Day; Canada seems willing to be forgotten.
In any case, speak up, Shay.
Canada will never be forgotten , we will always be remembered for our great socialized health care :rolleyes::frusty:
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My thought as well. :)
Dammit.
Y'know, it occurs to me that, if I were supremely wealthy, I could send a fancy woman around to all of you to tickle your ribs in public.
If it occurred your wife or girlfriend was around, I apologize in advance, but tuff.
If you're unattached, your luck would be down to your personal preference, and any pleasure derived therefrom could probably be calculated with an algorithm I'm not familiar with, but.
Sorry, had to get that out - kinda like a furball.
Trying to understand this J2K4.... Sounds like you are horny , saying that, I PM'd Idol , being a middle aged bachelor (of honours), he gave me permission to tell you, so the discussion went that he thinks your posts here are very sexy and would luv to hook up and do the nasty:inlove:..
I also suggest that both of you wear condoms, i wouldn't take any chance of Idol getting pregnant :unsure:
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He also added that he wanted me to fly in Meg to watch so he could get some pointers, but i had to decline on that.........
Uh...no.
Idol, preggers?
Hadn't thought of that...
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IdolEyes787
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j2k4
Actually, we in the USA seem to forget about Canadia on Groundhog Day; Canada seems willing to be forgotten.
Canada is the only thing that stands between you and falling prey to the Russians, pinko.
Latent Palinism prevents that, not Canadia.
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Palin don't stand for none of that latent stuff. Also our Inuit are better than your Inuit. Fact.
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IdolEyes787
Palin don't stand for none of that latent stuff. Also our Inuit are better than your Inuit. Fact.
I just talked to her; she's totally okay with it, so there.
I only know one Inuit, and he's about 500 lbs and hard to talk to.
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A diet of blubber and the American school system will do that to you.
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IdolEyes787
A diet of blubber and the American school system will do that to you.
Agreed.
Throwing down a certain gauntlet in a few days - blubber aside, of course.
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I clicked on one gun related link and now YouTube won't stop recommending gun videos. How do I tell YouTube to fuck off?
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kill all of them with knives
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pootystomp
kill all of them with knives
Do you mean I should kill all the ones who have knives or that I should kill all of them by using knives. There's a big difference and obviously I want to murder them correctly.
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They won’t have any knives for self defense. They’ll only use knives for making avocado toast. So to answer your question, Kill the ones with and without knives with knives.
it would be really neat if you could use an electric knife
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To be honest, I'm not American so I'm not really into the whole killing everything. Maybe I could just use a hockey stick and fuck them up real good. Lesson presumably learned to stop with the internet and get real jobs like lumberjack or tundra pipeline worker or something.
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The only real Canadian job is being a mountie in Chicago with a wolf called Diefenbaker.
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Mr. Mulder
The only real Canadian job is being a mountie in Chicago with a wolf called Diefenbaker.
Or you can be a lumberjack. I think being a lumberjack is OK. and owning a moose.
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It's lumber "person" now! what is this 2002!? :geptard:
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There are lumber people in the States so it's not distinctly Canadian. Same with Zamboni drivers and beaver trappers. This is why Mountie is the only real choice besides ketchup potato chip maker, obviously.
I was trying to come up with something that's only in England and all I could think of was Tom Jones and then I remembered he was Welsh.
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There are more trees in Canadia than stars in the galaxy.
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I remember this place every now and then, special days now... I do miss the folks that post here the most. :)
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Still haven't seen anon since coming back from my summer sojourn...
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Caballero
Still haven't seen anon since coming back from my summer sojourn...
I hope he is doing well, I really do...