I think I just end up getting trolled on dating sites

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by mjmacky

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by chalice

Ask me anything.

---

Do you want to sleep with my wife?

---

I couldn't sleep in the same room as your wife, mate. She's a fucking harlot.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by chalice

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by mjmacky

Do you want to sleep with my wife?

---

I couldn't sleep in the same room as your wife, mate. She's a fucking harlot.

---

If I threw in squeamous and Kate Beckinsale, would you let my wife cook you eggs?

You all talk pretty big, but none of you are willing to take her off my hands, Wednesday afternoon quarterbacks, getting drunk in the bar. It's a shitty bar and they're all watered down, I don't really know why you bother.

Depends, like. If I get a sniff of shell in my omelette, she's getting a smash in that moon face, butter wouldn't melt in that mouth of hers.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by chalice

Depends, like. If I get a sniff of shell in my omelette, she's getting a smash in that moon face, butter wouldn't melt in that mouth of hers.

---

I've never quite heard a lodged blow job complaint voiced that way.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by mjmacky

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by chalice

Ask me anything.

---

Do you want to sleep with my wife?

---

:glag:

Mary told a funny :happy:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by mjmacky

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Squeamous

I knew what you were getting at :)
I don't label myself. I'm whatever feels right to me at the time. I've had one sexual partner for the last 6 months and at the moment haven't got one at all and I'm cool with that. I've decided I'm not going to have sex again until I'm in a relationship. That's just what feels right right now. I'm done with casual sex for the time being. I don't want to be beige, I like caring.

I'M NOT! I've got bilingual signposts up and everything!

---

Exactly, I'm currently autoerotic Señor Montana. Also, monogamy isn't what brings out my scarcely found caring side. I think the point is that I'm not fond of casual sex, if sex is to be had.

French doesn't count, the Mexicans will think it's a bit ghey.

---

I've had a good think and I can't even hazard a guess as to what brings out your caring side, and I'm usually quite good at that sort of thing :mellow:

I think it's orphans :smilie4:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Squeamous

I've had a good think and I can't even hazard a guess as to what brings out your caring side, and I'm usually quite good at that sort of thing :mellow:

---

Off the top of my head, likeable people being abused by the system or the man and cats trying to do human things. I'll help them both out because, silly kitty, you can't turn that door knob.

Oh and a dirty 12 year old girl, I'll give her that much needed bath. Eww but not if she's an orphan, I don't want to keep her, she'll age like the cheese and not the wine.

But you take pics of scruffy kids in dirty countries.
If that doesn't peg you as an orphan aficionado, I don't know what does.