Highlight of the Day?

:frusty: Bad you!!!
Give a boot up the arse n send him on his way.
I'll pull his toenails out, for a price. :shifty:

Had lunch with my ex today, which wasn't too bad.
He want's his LTJ t-shirt back, and I don't wanna give it him.
Suits me better. :happy:

lip the jacker?

:ermm: No fool, Less Than Jake.

Know anything about breaking puters?
Wanna give me some pointers? :lookaroun

I just won a free t-shirt !! :01:

A friend of mine asked me to be the witness/best man on her wedding. I accepted. :blushing:



Er... That means I'll have to dress like a penguin on said day, right? :unsure:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Guillaume

A friend of mine asked me to be the witness/best man on her wedding. I accepted. :blushing:



Er... That means I'll have to dress like a penguin on said day, right? :unsure:

---

Indeed and congrats :01:

Altho' it's particularly unusual for a bride to ask for a best man, that's normally the groom's domain. Are you sure you're not to be a bridesmaid or a matron of honour :unsure:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by manker

Are you sure you're not to be a bridesmaid or a matron of honour :unsure:

---

I certainly hope not.
Have you any idea of how hard it is to find a dress my size? :shifty:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Guillaume

I certainly hope not.
Have you any idea of how hard it is to find a dress my size? :shifty:

---

:lol: :D

I should start searching now, justincase. If it turns out to be surplus to requirements then the shop may give you your money back - provided it's stain-free :ph34r:

Congrats Gee. :01:

Means you get to write a long winded speech and bore everyone.
Best man for the job, and all that. :whistling

I've got to wear a disguise and write a speech?

D'ya think it's too late to say no?