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Wopped doesn't mean drunk, you ignorant, happily-ever-after jew. How long have you been here?
Next you'll be telling me you don't know what :earl: means.
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Wopped does mean drunk in certain areas of the World albeit mostly the Jewish ones.
And I do know what :earl means. It's the prestent participle of :lester.
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IdolEyes787
Wopped does mean drunk in certain areas of the World albeit mostly the Jewish ones.
Which parts of the world? This is an unword which I specifically made up when I was wopped and injected into the collective parlance over a period of years.
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FIFA World Rankings
12 - Wales
13 - England
23 - Rep of Ireland
32 - Northern Ireland
50 - Burkina Faso
66 - Benin
67 - Scotland
68 - Guinea-Bissau
69 - Haiti
Fuck you Guinea-Bissau, next target Benin.
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Those rankings are just a product of a corrupt system and I'm prety sure that in reality you own the fuck out of most tiny, undeveloped African countries.
OK maybe not Burkina Faso.
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Which parts of the world? This is an unword which I specifically made up when I was wopped and injected into the collective parlance over a period of years.
Everything started with just one man, a dream and too much time on his wopped hands.
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chalice
Which parts of the world? This is an unword which I specifically made up when I was wopped and injected into the collective parlance over a period of years.
Everything started with just one man, a dream and too much time on his wopped hands.
Wopped hands are industrious hands. Wopped hands never have too much time on them. These wopped hands have been instrumental in educating your potato hands (if your feet are anything to go by). Think of all the times these wopped hands have wopped the back of your hands in an act of altruism and cruelty.
You'd still be on the same sentence, for fuck sake, if it wasn't for my hands being wopped.
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Cerealously though, if when not refering to an Irishman, wopped means extremely tired then how did the Italians ever manage to build the pyramids in a day?
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Couldn't have been aliens because they were already busy helping the inkstains and the farrahs.
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JPaul
FIFA World Rankings
12 - Wales
13 - England
23 - Rep of Ireland
32 - Northern Ireland
50 - Burkina Faso
66 - Benin
67 - Scotland
68 - Guinea-Bissau
69 - Haiti
Fuck you Guinea-Bissau, next target Benin.
:lol:
You'll barrel up those rankings now that Scott Brown has un-retired. What a man.
https://vine.co/v/5tV2QYMLAdU
It's like having Jack Bauer in your midfield, except Jack's got Parkinsons now.
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Talking about footie, Donald Trump addressed the nation last night and used an image of Andy Cole in his montage :blink:
People are still on about it but all traces of the vid have now been expunged from the internets.
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Greatest footballer ever to have lived sends Scott Brown the wrong way.
It's not a great headline if I'm honest.
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That's too long for Manchild to watch, so I'll do a précis for him.
It's a video of Lionel Messi humiliating some great players.
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Greatest footballer ever to have lived sends Scott Brown the wrong way.
It's not a great headline if I'm honest.
Quite so.
I see I've found your Giggs.
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Something Else
Fair point. He's made better look worse.
[over 7 minutes(!) vid]
I'm not made of time, m8.
It's the last international today, I've got to be out by half four and you don;t get to look this good at my age via happenstance :smilie4:
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JPaul
Greatest footballer ever to have lived sends Scott Brown the wrong way.
It's not a great headline if I'm honest.
Quite so.
I see I've found your Giggs.
:huh:
James Kirk
William Shatner
Bloke from Stars Trek
Nope, not getting you there vetus faba.
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:huh:
James Kirk
William Shatner
Bloke from Stars Trek
Nope, not getting you there vetus faba.
I think he does some bargain vacation commercials too JPaul, that has to count for something :)
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Well, I used to use the Peter Petrelli one for that purpose:
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The new one dials down the schadenfreude so people don't think I'm such a git any more.
It's actually working out rather well.
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I'm afraid that if anything that makes me more confused.
How is Scott Brown our Giggs. I don't know if Scott Brown even has a brother.
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JPaul
I'm afraid that if anything that makes me more confused.
How is Scott Brown our Giggs. I don't know if Scott Brown even has a brother.
You're not re-rodding. I would allow it only in the direst of circumstance.
In two or three years time when ye olde Rangers win t'SPL, I would then consider such a thing if FST even exists at such an extended juncture.
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Scotland 43 - 16 Georgia
Good result and performance.
It seems we have become a rugby playing nation. Not by getting better at rugby, by getting shitter at football.
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JPaul
I'm afraid that if anything that makes me more confused.
How is Scott Brown our Giggs. I don't know if Scott Brown even has a brother.
You're not re-rodding. I would allow it only in the direst of circumstance.
In two or three years time when ye olde Rangers win t'SPL, I would then consider such a thing if FST even exists at such an extended juncture.
Would it help if I said I genuinely have no idea what you mean by "your Giggs" and posting a picture of Captain Kirk / William Shatner.
I readily admit to getting slower with age.
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shaina
:whistling
[pic]
You're going to have to use words, mate. It's what I'm used to on this medium.
It's not you, it's me. The last time I was thrust into such a barrage of imagery was when my son accidentally added me into his WhatsApp group chat.
Their presumed sagacity was beyond me too, but I do know how to 'dab' now.
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FFS Ryan Wilson, plays loose forward for Scotland. Born in Aldershot.
Thank fuck wee Greig Laidlaw just appeared on TV and sounds Scotch enough for two people.
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manker
You're not re-rodding. I would allow it only in the direst of circumstance.
In two or three years time when ye olde Rangers win t'SPL, I would then consider such a thing if FST even exists at such an extended juncture.
Would it help if I said I genuinely have no idea what you mean by "your Giggs" and posting a picture of Captain Kirk / William Shatner.
I readily admit to getting slower with age.
:eyebrows:
It would certainly help, I could definitely explain, but I have to go out and don't have the time to run my neural sincerity macro at the minute.
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You're going to have to use words, mate. It's what I'm used to on this medium.
It's not you, it's me. The last time I was thrust into such a barrage of imagery was when my son accidentally added me into his WhatsApp group chat.
Their presumed sagacity was beyond me too, but I do know how to 'dab' now.
INFP (introversion, intuition, feeling, perception)
"I have the Power"
"I have too!"
"I can prove it"
Really i thought it was a pretty picture to post:mushy:
I saw this with the commentator saying he is Dab'n, what the heck is that?? Some sort of secret Cult or something:unsure:
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Hai sluts. :kiss:
I've just finished watching Oz, that merkin prison drama from ages ago and the ending was a let down :dabs:
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Speaking of let downs, the flat above my frontroom has been empty for months and now a woman has moved in (not hawt and wouldn't) with a fucking dog! I think its a bedsit and she has a dog in there. She's playing fetch with it now by the sounds of it, short game, obviousmently and it sounds like thunder when it runs about up there :dabs:
The landlord wot owns the building is selling off the flats one by one and the cunt upstairs has bought hers so I can't even grass her up :idunno: landlord asked if we want to buy ours and if not we've got move out next year. Teh misses wants us to buy a place anyway but no way we'd go for this place, who would seriously get a soul destroying mortgage on a place they know has paper thin ceilings and is noisy as fuck?
Annoying its got to be next year, this will be move number 8 in as many years :emo: I've lived with a female drama teacher, Spanish burd, alone, with ugly butch lesbians, with m8s and now the misess. Alone was the best one :sly:
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Speaking of let downs, the flat above my frontroom has been empty for months and now a woman has moved in (not hawt and wouldn't) with a fucking dog! I think its a bedsit and she has a dog in there. She's playing fetch with it now by the sounds of it, short game, obviousmently and it sounds like thunder when it runs about up there :dabs:
There is this really big house next to mine with a really big property - sort of a mansion really. It was orginally built by a guy who owned a construction company and then is subsequent years was own by a neurosurgeon and some Hun who was the head of anaesthesiology at the local hospital.Last year it was sold to a couple from Toronto who have since turned it into a Daycare Center.
So I guess what I'm saying is that if you want some sympathy I'm afraid that you're going to have to look elsewhere.:blink:
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shaina
INFP (introversion, intuition, feeling, perception)
"I have the Power"
"I have too!"
"I can prove it"
Really i thought it was a pretty picture to post:mushy:
I saw this with the commentator saying he is Dab'n, what the heck is that?? Some sort of secret Cult or something:unsure:
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I seem to have gone the entirety of my life without ever hearing that word before.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRpJk1uERKA
Generally I just ignore anything having to do with fucking idiots so that maybe that's the reason.
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IdolEyes787
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Mr. Mulder
Speaking of let downs, the flat above my frontroom has been empty for months and now a woman has moved in (not hawt and wouldn't) with a fucking dog! I think its a bedsit and she has a dog in there. She's playing fetch with it now by the sounds of it, short game, obviousmently and it sounds like thunder when it runs about up there :dabs:
There is this really big house next to mine with a really big property - sort of a mansion really. It was orginally built by a guy who owned a construction company and then is subsequent years was own by a neurosurgeon and some
Hun who was the head of anaesthesiology at the local hospital.Last year it was sold to a couple from Toronto who have since turned it into a Daycare Center.
So I guess what I'm saying is that if you want some sympathy I'm afraid that you're going to have to look elsewhere.:blink:
I assume you are using this epiphet, if that's the word, pejoratively.
Could you maybe expand.
See my sig re the reason for the inquiry.
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I'm sort of in shock at the moment so just assume it's complimentary and simply an abbreviation of the word "honey".
The capitalization is just there to emphasize the magnitude of my ardor.
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Mr. Mulder
Speaking of let downs, the flat above my frontroom has been empty for months and now a woman has moved in (not hawt and wouldn't) with a fucking dog! I think its a bedsit and she has a dog in there. She's playing fetch with it now by the sounds of it, short game, obviousmently and it sounds like thunder when it runs about up there :dabs:
There is this really big house next to mine with a really big property - sort of a mansion really. It was orginally built by a guy who owned a construction company and then is subsequent years was own by a neurosurgeon and some Hun who was the head of anaesthesiology at the local hospital.Last year it was sold to a couple from Toronto who have since turned it into a Daycare Center.
So I guess what I'm saying is that if you want some sympathy I'm afraid that you're going to have to look elsewhere.:blink:
Because you're not allowed to live that close to kids? I hear you, I've had to walk the long way to work ever since that new school opened <_<
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IdolEyes787
I'm sort of in shock at the moment so just assume it's complimentary and simply an abbreviation of the word "honey".
The capitalization is just there to emphasize the magnitude of my ardor.
Right, a burd you fancied, gotcha.
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I have lived in the same plaice for about 27 years.
I find the idea of living in 8 plaices in the same number of years verging on the gypsy.
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The landlord wot owns the building is selling off the flats one by one and the cunt upstairs has bought hers so I can't even grass her up :idunno: landlord asked if we want to buy ours and if not we've got move out next year. Teh misses wants us to buy a place anyway but no way we'd go for this place, who would seriously get a soul destroying mortgage on a place they know has paper thin ceilings and is noisy as fuck? :
If it is not your Barbie Dream house or close, what the heck are you living there in the first place?
As for moving 8 times in a short time, who's fault is that:unsure:
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From what I understand of the English real estate market by watching House Hunters International, unless you happen to be fairly well-off there's not a lot of choice to where you get to live.