Re: Last one to post wins the internets
Was in early this morning and needed a file without hawt burds to get it for me.
It was a company called 'Croesyceiliog Garage' and the proprietor's name is 'Selwyn Marshall'.
I couldn't fecking find it. Spent ages looking.
Anyway, the gurls came in and I asked them for it. One of them went straight to the filing cabinets, pulled the file and walked back to me.
I was all; wtf i couldn't find it anywhere.
She said yeah I filed it under G
I looked at her incredulous, she looked back at me, put her tongue between her bottom teeth and lower lip and said 'Garage'.
One of the others then defused the situation and said to me; 'if you can't find something, just look under any of the letters'.
:dabs:
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manker
Was in early this morning and needed a file without hawt burds to get it for me.
It was a company called 'Croesyceiliog Garage' and the proprietor's name is 'Selwyn Marshall'.
I couldn't fecking find it. Spent ages looking.
Anyway, the gurls came in and I asked them for it. One of them went straight to the filing cabinets, pulled the file and walked back to me.
I was all; wtf i couldn't find it anywhere.
She said yeah I filed it under G
I looked at her incredulous, she looked back at me, put her tongue between her bottom teeth and lower lip and said 'Garage'.
One of the others then defused the situation and said to me; 'if you can't find something, just look under any of the letters'.
:dabs:
What do you normally look under, the runes? :blink:
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You just put your tongue between your bottom teeth and lower lip and said 'garage'
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Artemis
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manker
Was in early this morning and needed a file without hawt burds to get it for me.
It was a company called 'Croesyceiliog Garage' and the proprietor's name is 'Selwyn Marshall'.
I couldn't fecking find it. Spent ages looking.
Anyway, the gurls came in and I asked them for it. One of them went straight to the filing cabinets, pulled the file and walked back to me.
I was all; wtf i couldn't find it anywhere.
She said yeah I filed it under G
I looked at her incredulous, she looked back at me, put her tongue between her bottom teeth and lower lip and said 'Garage'.
One of the others then defused the situation and said to me; 'if you can't find something, just look under any of the letters'.
:dabs:
What do you normally look under, the runes? :blink:
Call me menthol, but I usually look under the first letter of the surname for sole proprietors and individuals or the first letter of the first word of the company name for limited companies.
It appears my method is outdated, however, in favour of putting everything in a big fecking pile.
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You just put your tongue between your bottom teeth and lower lip and said 'garage'
:naughty:
I did it too, well tried to, while looking in the mirror to check myself out. Took about 30 seconds before I decided it was impossible and I'd prolly be really good in a gurning competition.
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chavis
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manker
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You just put your tongue between your bottom teeth and lower lip and said 'garage'
:naughty:
I did it too, well tried to, while looking in the mirror to check myself out. Took about 30 seconds before I decided it was impossible and I'd prolly be really good in a gurning competition.
I've got a mirror by the computer too. I use it to check out my single eyebrow lifts when I'm replying sarcastically.
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manker
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Artemis
What do you normally look under, the runes? :blink:
Call me menthol, but I usually look under the first letter of the surname for sole proprietors and individuals or the first letter of the first word of the company name for limited companies.
It appears my method is outdated, however, in favour of putting everything in a big fecking pile.
Searching for 'Croesyceiliog' probably would have made me crosseyed too and I'm not a slapper hawt burd, so garage seems a perfectly sane alternative. :blink:
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manker
Was in early this morning and needed a file without hawt burds to get it for me.
It was a company called 'Croesyceiliog Garage' and the proprietor's name is 'Selwyn Marshall'.
I couldn't fecking find it. Spent ages looking.
Anyway, the gurls came in and I asked them for it. One of them went straight to the filing cabinets, pulled the file and walked back to me.
I was all; wtf i couldn't find it anywhere.
She said yeah I filed it under G
I looked at her incredulous, she looked back at me, put her tongue between her bottom teeth and lower lip and said 'Garage'.
One of the others then defused the situation and said to me; 'if you can't find something, just look under any of the letters'.
:dabs:
She clearly thought Croesyceiliog was Mr Garage's first name. It's a simple mistake to make...
I'm just glad she found honest employment somewhere, it's to your credit that you found a position for her, she must have smashing tits :smilie4:
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I'll try and find a pic :smilie4:
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Sorry about the lack of bewbs, you'll have to take my word for it that she has a decent rack.
I've used the uncropped version of the pic for advertising porpoises, so I have her implicit permission to post it on the internets.
That's how it works, innit :unsure:
