Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die
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xfrodobagginsx
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N4riX
donate to churches is the only way I believe. ;)
No, that won't get you to heaven.
Give directions, please.:)
Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die
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Aaxel21
I'm set. I bought a spot in heaven from this web site reserveaspotinheaven.com for $13.
:lol: J/k what a scam that is. I can't believe people get away with this.
The Church (indulgences - sounds like an exotic perfume) did it for years - nice little earner actually. I think if you paid enough you got a really nice plot too.
Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die
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xfrodobagginsx
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Originally Posted by
N4riX
donate to churches is the only way I believe. ;)
No, that won't get you to heaven.
It is a bit like the Wizard of Oz isn't it? Tap your heels three times and wish you were there
Sheesh everyone knows that N4riX! :dry:
Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die
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N4riX
donate to churches is the only way I believe. ;)
To hell with the poor then.:cry:
Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die
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bigboab
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N4riX
donate to churches is the only way I believe. ;)
To hell with the poor then.:cry:
No they got to use a free pass I understand.
Living in festering piles of pig's poo was all part of God's plan and as long as they accepted their lot and didn't try to take stuff off the rich folk they got to use their free pass. All seems very fair and reasonable :shifty:
I have always liked Roy Harper's lyrics on this
The history of religion
Is the history of the State
Incestuous exploiters of
Love, death, hate
Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die
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Biggles
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bigboab
To hell with the poor then.:cry:
No they got to use a free pass I understand.
Living in festering piles of pig's poo was all part of God's plan and as long as they accepted their lot and didn't try to take stuff off the rich folk they got to use their free pass. All seems very fair and reasonable :shifty:
I have always liked Roy Harper's lyrics on this
The history of religion
Is the history of the State
Incestuous exploiters of
Love, death, hate
A bit like a one way bus pass.:)
I remember a Polish fellow who worked in Troon shipyard. When he wanted a single ticket on the bus he asked for 'One no come back to Troon'.:lol:
Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die
Please read this first post and pray that prayer to God at the bottom of it from your heart.
Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die
Please read this first post and pray that prayer to God at the bottom of it from your heart.
Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die
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Originally Posted by
xfrodobagginsx
Please read this first post and pray that prayer to God at the bottom of it from your heart.
Are you not getting wet and cold standing out there all this time?:unsure:
Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die
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xfrodobagginsx
Please read this first post and pray that prayer to God at the bottom of it from your heart.
Echoes are teh dead spiritual
It is all very mantra orientated this way of going to heaven isn't it.
Pray a prayer click your heels and you are good to go. Personally I tend to agree with James and consider that what you actually do has a bearing on things as well.