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btw, the last 2-3 posts were completely off-topic, so lets cut that and get on with our phrases... heres one from me for a change:"hey, have you got a cell phone?" "yes i have one, why??" "well, i need to call god and tell him one of his angels has dropped down to earth..." (i love that one, works so well!!)
tralalala
Jonno?! whered you disappear to?? :huh:
tralalala
I been telling her direct ;) :D
I'll have some more for you when my brain eventually starts working again :helpsmile:
At the moment all I can manage is.......
"Spread em, ya mother did" :ph34r:
Jonno B)
Jonno... :nono:Quote:
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@17 January 2004 - 10:06
"Spread em, ya mother did" :ph34r:
Better start working on it a little more...
Your teeth sparkle like the stars - they come out at night.
You skin is like porcelyn - all white and cracked.
Works all the time for me :P
Ukkie
Enter pub - say in loud voice - 'I'm looking for a women that can't fart.' - Get face slapped, exit pub and go home.
I'm much too shy to talk like that...Quote:
Originally posted by Flange@17 January 2004 - 15:45
Enter pub - say in loud voice - 'I'm looking for a women that can't fart.' - Get face slapped, exit pub and go home.
Jonno... :nono:Quote:
Originally posted by NikkiD+17 January 2004 - 16:05--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (NikkiD @ 17 January 2004 - 16:05)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@17 January 2004 - 10:06
"Spread em, ya mother did" :ph34r:
Better start working on it a little more... [/b][/quote]
There's my insperation........:)
"You're eyes sparkle like twinkling stars, my heart thumps for you every second of every day..........your soft tender touch is that of silk on a rose petal and your smile is the sunshine that brightens this planet"
Jonno B)
'Nice legs, what time do they open?'
:lol: :lol: Never gad the balls to use it though :rolleyes:
*sigh* :wub:Quote:
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@17 January 2004 - 12:10
There's my insperation........:)
"You're eyes sparkle like twinkling stars, my heart thumps for you every second of every day..........your soft tender touch is that of silk on a rose petal and your smile is the sunshine that brightens this planet"
Jonno B)
There's my boy... much better :wub:
I knew you had it in ya! :D