Welcome Aboard The Neptylon 7.

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/...eurboo/box.gifwhen i get out im goin to hurt somebody ! :angry:


everybody :angry:

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Originally posted by Skweeky@24 February 2004 - 15:22
The fact that security isn&#39;t functioning well is not my mistake captain <_<


I tracked down the semen and it&#39;s on its way to a planet called &#39;Bajawooble&#39;, about 254.024 warpyears away from here.

Scans show that the planet has a severe lack of lame puns :blink:

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Are you suggesting that my puns are lame because something is limp? :rolleyes:

i need a gender analysis on jubs...


NOW&#33;&#33;&#33; :angry:

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Originally posted by bigboab+24 February 2004 - 16:04--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 24 February 2004 - 16:04)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Skweeky@24 February 2004 - 15:22
The fact that security isn&#39;t functioning well is not my mistake captain <_<


I tracked down the semen and it&#39;s on its way to a planet called &#39;Bajawooble&#39;, about 254.024 warpyears away from here.

Scans show that the planet has a severe lack of lame puns :blink:

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Are you suggesting that my puns are lame because something is limp? :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]
http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/...eurboo/box.gifhahaahahahahaahah

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Originally posted by atiVidia@24 February 2004 - 16:14
i need a gender analysis on jubs...


NOW&#33;&#33;&#33; :angry:

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:blink: http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/...eurboo/box.gif

thx for da info:

it turns out that jubs is a GIRL&#33;


i dont care how accurate that statement is: we need to impregnate her&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;


i need a semen bucket&#33; QUICK&#33;

btw rite now jubs is on an oxygen mask, and the tube is not yet frozen. it will freeze 9 seconds after fertilization of the 200 eggs in her alien womb


science lesson: what happens when human sperm is pumped into an alien egg? (as in, a reptile mutated to the point that it can think as well as a human, but still uses the same egg & sperm structure :lol:)

i mean, when u cross a horse and a donkey, you get a mule, so is it possible to cross breed with humans and super-reptiles?

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Originally posted by atiVidia@24 February 2004 - 16:25
thx for da info:

it turns out that jubs is a GIRL&#33;


i dont care how accurate that statement is: we need to impregnate her&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;


i need a semen bucket&#33; QUICK&#33;

btw rite now jubs is on an oxygen mask, and the tube is not yet frozen. it will freeze 9 seconds after fertilization of the 200 eggs in her alien womb


science lesson: what happens when human sperm is pumped into an alien egg? (as in, a reptile mutated to the point that it can think as well as a human, but still uses the same egg & sperm structure :lol:)

i mean, when u cross a horse and a donkey, you get a mule, so is it possible to cross breed with humans and super-reptiles?

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http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/...e/Eyecrazy.gifwhat not me&#33;&#33;


hack system get out cryo then http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/...x11shocked.gif

now to escape and get to the ship :unsure:

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Originally posted by bujub22+24 February 2004 - 15:34--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bujub22 &#064; 24 February 2004 - 15:34)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-atiVidia@24 February 2004 - 16:25
thx for da info:

it turns out that jubs is a GIRL&#33;


i dont care how accurate that statement is: we need to impregnate her&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;


i need a semen bucket&#33; QUICK&#33;

btw rite now jubs is on an oxygen mask, and the tube is not yet frozen. it will freeze 9 seconds after fertilization of the 200 eggs in her alien womb


science lesson: what happens when human sperm is pumped into an alien egg? (as in, a reptile mutated to the point that it can think as well as a human, but still uses the same egg & sperm structure :lol:)

i mean, when u cross a horse and a donkey, you get a mule, so is it possible to cross breed with humans and super-reptiles?

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http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/...e/Eyecrazy.gifwhat not me&#33;&#33;


hack system get out cryo then http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/...x11shocked.gif

now to escape and get to the ship :unsure: [/b][/quote]
cryotube isnt computer operated man&#33;&#33;&#33;


:P



btw we blew up ur ship, remember?



also, since we filled the dryotube with sperm and u were fertilized, we sped tome so that 1 month passed every second in the chamber&#33; so now your baby is BORN&#33; and you are...





FROZEN&#33;



btw man, its a girl&#33;


its also rather cute lookin too&#33; its a human with a tail&#33; (the tail is covered with human skin so...


anyhow, we sped time up on her and now shes at her 18th birthday&#33;

[quote]Originally posted by SexualFartening@24 February 2004 - 18:40

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Originally Posted by Canti,24 February 2004 - 20:29

URGENT: Captain Neptylo

When you pass the All New Grzipzo Falidoda&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
http://movies.monstrous.com/pictures...monster_31.jpg

You will become HighCommander in charge of matter of matters concerning all

matters concerned.

You will report to me no matter what.

Congratulations, CanDo[your name for this trip]

And now off to some matters.


CapYoNyLot

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Excellent&#33;

I have already begun preparing for the operation...

I have been consuming mass quantities of fiber, and I will perch myself upon the MEGAfLUSH for approximately (timeinterval classified) during which time I hope to pass an All New Grzipzo Falidoda&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

My secret identity for today is (pantS-Pants)
http://www.snapbag.com/~flux/tf/cards/salute.jpg
:Cadet CanDo report ends:
&#33;Hail Nep&#33;

looks like jubs&#39; girl is askin for sum&#33;


*goes into private room and closes triple-layer doors*


:P wow shes got some skills with the tail...


(note to self, dont get this girl with any other girl... she will tail them :lol: