Why you no answer my question?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
thnx <3Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
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Why you no answer my question?Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerthnx <3Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
It's ckrit.
Nite, guise.
l8rz
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@ Mary - I thought it was a little presumptuous.
We've only just met.
So a man takes this girl on a date and as they finish dinner he suggests they head back to his place. She tells him, "isn't it a little presumptuous to think I'd sleep with you on the first date?" He replies, "isn't presumptuous a pretty big word for an 11-year-old to use?"Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
A classic.
I told that exact same joke at an initiation for a football team I joined.
Mixed responses.
Mirth correlated closely with age and internets exposure variables.
I can never tell when you are joking. :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
You know I was thinking it would be a recognizable classic as well, but just gambled on the off chance nobody here has heard it. I basically pulled that all straight from my head, it's an easy premise to remember, just create the lines and come up with an age. I know several other pedophile jokes as well, they are literally my favorite punch liners.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Let's just put it this way, if it was a true story then I'm a pretty famous guy. Are you willing to take comfort in the fact that I spawned an international classic joke?Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeI can never tell when you are joking. :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
11 is a bit old for you anyway.
Cut off age is birth:01:
Day off ftw. I'm gonna watch TV in my pants. :smilie4:
:blink:
I hope you have an unfortunate kiting accident.
Or get devoured alive by rogue owls.
It used to be, I've bumped it up over the years.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Is there a 5 post rule still in place to get into the Bittard section with some of the above posts :unsure:
Plus i'm getting quite bad at holg down a the keys on my keyboard for longer thinking it does the same as my Blackberry and puts a capital letter in:eyebrows:
Almost in the btsec yeah boi!
trying to get healthy and win the internets too boy you want it all Loveeh
Loveeh was just another J-Dye clone sent off to the gunfight with a rubber knife....
I sense a theme.
berb, sleep.
Yeah, yeah. You're totally going to hang out at that hentai-foundry or w.e.
cya, dewd.
In b4 b(and symbol)
if i were a mod i would post here and then close the thread...profit!
Bump sage
I bet you went there and looked, and posted creepy comments, in bold, all over the plaice.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
You can post stuff there?
I got caught up perusing the pre-teens with horse cocks and tails section and in any case my one hand typing sucks the bawls.
Yes.
And for some reason that's the part I find most disturbing.
You get some really weirdass picture with like lolis getting fucked by a schoolbus with a big grin on its grill or whatevar, and then the first comment is by some dude calling himself big hank or sth and he'll lyke be saying he'd like to trade places with the bus, or her, or either, and he'll be poasting all in bold and there'll be like :beerchug: smilies, and maybe some poetry, or he'll sign off with sth like "the badger". And you sort of start thinking that this man is out there somewhere, acting normal. Maybe he'll have a family and shizzle.
I mean, the art, fucked up tho it may be, is just some dude, or possibly woman , dipping into their id and exploring their gay cowboys eating pudding. Society being what it is, I'd not be overly surprised if some of it turned up in a gallery some day, with people doing silly interpretations.
I thought of trolling the place to fuckery, but I can't really act any worse than those fuckjobs
:glag: :glag: :glag:Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
After I've perfected the cats/email thing, I'll invent a hard drive that will self destruct remotely upon its owner's departure from the mortal coil. To avoid his nearest and dearest discovering that their dad is a perverted fuckspastic.
Every home will have one :happy:
I'll take 2 of those
You've no idea how much of a bother all of all of that was to type in ckrit on a 3.3" screen at work, btw.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker:glag: :glag: :glag:Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
After I've perfected the cats/email thing, I'll invent a hard drive that will self destruct remotely upon its owner's departure from the mortal coil. To avoid his nearest and dearest discovering that their dad is a perverted fuckspastic.
Every home will have one :happy:
I'm glad you did.
It's not the first time you've made me smile via the internets by fiddling with your three incher.
:dabs:
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